my roommate at my uni dorm is having sex RIGHT NOW! WHILE IM DRINKING AND IM FUCKING MAD.

[Old Ironsides]

I live in a 4 person unit, each have their own their own ROOM.
the issue is here, the roommate directly next to me brang a very VERY fit cumskin toilet, like she was perfect weight tbh.
my roommate is leaning near mid to high tier normie, and ofc he's taller than me.

i obviously knew she was gonna drain a cumshot out of him.
my thoughts exactly were confirmed when I stepped out for a minute to grab a soda to mix with my bacardi that I am drinking right now.
I could hear his bed whining a little and something hitting the interrior behind his closed door.

the funny thing is they stopped for a brief second as they probably heard me grabbing my keys to open my room door

I want to join in and have my coom sucked out from a TOILET SHE'S RIGHT THERE AND I CAN'T DO SHIT.
SHE PROBABLY ALREADY FINISHED HIM BEFORE I EVEN CLICK POST THREAD AGHGHHHHGH.
IM DRINKING THIS ENTIRE LITER TONIGHT i feel like doing 100 pushups that's how much rage I have now.

 

[Diddy29]

Blow their heads off with a MAG-7 (in video games).

 

[aswellfella]

Calm down. It could be an outcall prostitute.

 

[Old Ironsides]

Blow their heads off with a MAG-7 (in video games).

IM PURPOSELY ENTERING AND EXITING MY ROOM MAKING NOISE TO DISTURB THEM

 

[Old Ironsides]

Calm down. It could be an outcall prostitute.

THIS IS A FUCKING KIKE UNIVERSITY, NO CHANCE.

 

[Animecel2D]

brutal ngl

 

[aswellfella]

THIS IS A FUCKING KIKE UNIVERSITY, NO CHANCE.

You're saying your roommate couldn't hope on tyst.link and find a lady that would swing over to the dorms?

 

[Old Ironsides]

brutal ngl

I want to record it, but I will leak my uni because there are signs with logos on the doors that we aren't allowed to take off

 

[Old Ironsides]

You're saying your roommate couldn't hope on tyst.link and find a lady that would swing over to the dorms?

he doesn't NEED to, it's highly illegal in this cucked state and he has good looks. there's no chance

 

[Kinkcel1]

What an uncourteous normie little-fuck TBH!

 

[aswellfella]

he doesn't NEED to, it's highly illegal in this cucked state and he has good looks. there's no chance

It's a misdemeanor in literally every state, bro. Just don't get caught. Have you ever seen this lady before?

 

[Old Ironsides]

It's a misdemeanor in literally every state, bro. Just don't get caught. Have you ever seen this lady before?

I may have, perhaps?
She looks the same age, I think?
only my roommate said "sup" to me and she didn't say anything bro.
I looked for a uni card on her but she had everything in a fucking purse backpack thing
IM FREAKING OUT IM TOO DRUNK AND HUNGRY
I literally am doing pushups to calm my self DOWN.

 

[aswellfella]

had everything in a fucking purse backpack thing

Escort 100%

 

[Old Ironsides]

Escort 100%

maybe dude but i live in a smaller town so the glowies ink off to that shit, if he got one, more power to him.

 

[NT_huntER]

I live in a 4 person unit, each have their own their own ROOM.
the issue is here, the roommate directly next to me brang a very VERY fit cumskin toilet, like she was perfect weight tbh.
my roommate is leaning near mid to high tier normie, and ofc he's taller than me.

i obviously knew she was gonna drain a cumshot out of him.
my thoughts exactly were confirmed when I stepped out for a minute to grab a soda to mix with my bacardi that I am drinking right now.
I could hear his bed whining a little and something hitting the interrior behind his closed door.

the funny thing is they stopped for a brief second as they probably heard me grabbing my keys to open my room door

I want to join in and have my coom sucked out from a TOILET SHE'S RIGHT THERE AND I CAN'T DO SHIT.
SHE PROBABLY ALREADY FINISHED HIM BEFORE I EVEN CLICK POST THREAD AGHGHHHHGH.
IM DRINKING THIS ENTIRE LITER TONIGHT i feel like doing 100 pushups that's how much rage I have now.

Rape her(in real life)