Brutal My resume application for a girlfriend

[asdf1234]

Name: asd1234
Email: [email protected]
Location: Australia
Age: 24
Height: 5'8
Race: Asian
Face: Good Personality/10

Cover Letter

I am a single male in search of a relationship that has the possibility to prosper into a loving and sharing marriage. I am often described by my peers as kind, friendly and based. You will find I have all the personalities and qualities required to make a good boyfriend. I am a responsible person who will look out for myself and for you and support you in anyway neccessary.

Education

Masters in Blackpill Theory from incels.co

Experiences

None, new to the dating market

Hugged a girl when I was in High School

Hobbies and Interests

Long walks

Going to the beach

Sharing your problems with you because we are a couple and couples do things together

Referees

@Animecel2D
@Subhuman Currycel
@lifeofdisappointmen
@ChinaCurry

 

[Deleted member 28903]

@yandex.com

application rejected

 

[Animecel2D]

Sounds good bro

don’t worry, I’ll be sure to put in a good word for you.

 

[asdf1234]

application rejected

Please I will work there for free, please

Sounds good bro

don’t worry, I’ll be sure to put in a good word for you.

 

[your personality]

Long walks and going to the beach sounds cliche. Not that foids deserve originality

 

[FrothySolutions]

I'm not a snitch, but doesn't admitting to receiving hugs from a woman constitute a bragging offense?

 

[asdf1234]

I'm not a snitch, but doesn't admitting to receiving hugs from a woman constitute a bragging offense?

don't know tbh, but it wasn't like they hugged only me, I was just in the line

 

[Villain]

wheres the picture? its the most important thing in the resume

 

[Deleted member 20811]

wheres the picture? its the most important thing in the resume

found OP's pic

(jk)

 

[asdf1234]

I unironically want some girl to actually email me and be my gf ngl

found OP's pic
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(jk)

That's just the average for people who post here tbh

 

[Firefly]

Hugged a girl when I was in High School

 

[Deleted member 20811]

That's just the average for people who post here tbh

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

Petals tbh

 

[Deleted member 20811]

it's unironically true though, half of this forum is filled with gigamogging slayers

Nah not really.

At best its high tier normie / chadlite volcels posting here. People with consistent sex lives and GFs don't post here.

 

[your personality]

The most incel member of chads.co

 

[Deleted member 20811]

The most incel member of chads.co
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@PPEcel

 

[your personality]

@PPEcel

The message is being ruined. He wasn't supposed to be pinged.

 

[Deleted member 20811]

The message is being ruined. He wasn't supposed to be pinged.

why?

 

[your personality]

why?

It's funnier that way tbh
That way a member stumbles on it and is not notified of it right away.
Was going to make a thread in The Sewers about this just like the thread I made about the instant noreplypill hack.

 

[Romello Gaghan 2]

 

[Subhuman Currycel]

Gigachang incoming

 

[ChinaCurry]

Please resubmit with a 2'x3' photo taken in plain white or cream background attached.

 

[your personality]

Please resubmit with a 2'x3' photo taken in plain white or cream background attached.

Manila folders me tbh

 

[Blacktarpill]

Sorry, if you dont have any experience we cant hire you. We will call you.

 

[dirtykombatcel]

Long walks and going to the beach sounds cliche. Not that foids deserve originality

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

Hugged a girl when I was in High School

 

[cucksaar]

Hahahah I live for these threads jfl

 

[Incline]

JFL we all need to start doing those

 

[asdf1234]

Hahahah I live for these threads jfl

Why?

 

[cucksaar]

Why?

They make me laugh

 

[asdf1234]

They make me laugh

Kek, you better not be making fun of me

 

[cucksaar]

Kek, you better not be making fun of me

No your thread is fucking gold content bro, keep at it

 

[asdf1234]

No your thread is fucking gold content bro, keep at it

 

[WizardofSoda]

'THank you for your application, we will contact you if you are considered for an interview'

 

[asdf1234]

'THank you for your application, we will contact you if you are considered for an interview'

Hey, just calling in and seeing if you're still processing my application, thanks.