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JFL My requirements for a gf

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>Literally don't have a BMI over 30

I don't care about race, sexual appeal, or really how the person looks. They could be flatter than a plank and dress like a guy and I still wouldn't care. Hell they could be a foot taller than me and it would be fine. But because i'm a ugly 5'2 Hapacel my literal non existent requirements won't matter, LMAOOOO AT MY EXISTENCE :lul:.
Also if @IT sees this please get me a qt dark skin girl k thx.
 
ur not entitled to your looksmatch incel
 
My requirement: Be biologically female
 
Let's see the screenshot of this thread, then, IT. It's only fair.

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Let's see the screenshot of this thread, then, IT. It's only fair.

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ROFLMAO AT "BODY COUNT UNDER 3" AS A RIDICULOUS REQUIREMENT
Shit I should have mentioned I prefer them to be a similar age to me
lol I wish that's how it worked, but if you're an incel you can never afford your match when it counts, ever. if you're not top tier:
- while you're young, you can't get young girls
- when you're fit, you can't get fit girls
- if you're white or asian, you can't get white or asian girls

it all comes down to what you can BUY with your own erotic capital, nothing else matters anymore
you have to "afford" your own age, your own fitness, and your own race.
 
They say there is no disparity between the value of males and females in the sexual market, but it's not unreasonable to demand only the top 10% of men as a woman, but it's unreasonable to expect a female without an STD as a man in 2019? It's a Clown World.
 
it's not unreasonable to demand only the top 10% of men as a woman, but it's unreasonable to expect a female without an STD as a man in 2019? It's a Clown World.
 
They say there is no disparity between the value of males and females in the sexual market, but it's not unreasonable to demand only the top 10% of men as a woman, but it's unreasonable to expect a female without an STD as a man in 2019? It's a Clown World.
see my post above, i should have added "if you are healthy, you can't afford a healthy woman" though i guess it could be considered part of being fit
 
Wow sweaty, that’s so entitled of you. Just lower your standards you toxic fucking inkel.
 
You fucking entitled, misogynistic bigot, how fucking dare you be so fatphobic? ALL women are beautiful. ALL women are QUEENS and GODDESSES. This is why you're incel lol.

Oh me? Yeah I don't really date chubby guys, I prefer men who looks like Chris Hemsworth and Dolf Lundgren. :) It's just a coincidence that all my friends do as well tehe, but also men really should work out if they want a girl.
 
JFL at this gay life ffs, we ask for one thing while the foids ask for a hundred
 
JFL at this gay life ffs, we ask for one thing while the foids ask for a hundred
And we're the ones who get called out and shamed for it.
 
Oh me? Yeah I don't really date chubby guys, I prefer men who looks like Chris Hemsworth and Dolf Lundgren. :) It's just a coincidence that all my friends do as well tehe, but also men really should work out if they want a girl.

Teehee it's just a personal preference. All my boyfriends have been 6' tall too but height doesn't matter either.
 
Wow sweaty, that’s so entitled of you. Just lower your standards you toxic fucking inkel.
just get wealthy and fit so you can simultaneously get taxed and divorce raped for the benefit of women.

just get branded with the official paypig branding iron.
 
Teehee it's just a personal preference. All my boyfriends have been 6' tall too but height doesn't matter either.
Yeah tehe it's just a coincidence, my 100+ sexual partners have all been tall with square jaws, narrow eyes and robust skulls, but like, they just had good personalities, wore good fitting clothes and showered often tehe.

Now stop being such an entitled and choosy woman-hater, this is why you're incel
 
Same tbh, fucking landwhales ded srs.. Legit any girl as long as she's not a fucking unit ded srs and not deformed ded srs tfw...
 
Only Chad can have requirements nowadays.
 
foids complaining about the "thin" standard are the worst

Just don't look like a hippo and be normal weight/healthy theory
Teehee it's just a personal preference. All my boyfriends have been 6' tall too but height doesn't matter either.
tfw this isn't even hyperbole

i remember a foid saying something like this on reddit
 
For me
  • White
  • Smart (for a female)
  • Virgin
  • Not feminist
  • At least 5/10
Its not too much to ask because I fit all those requirements, except being above 5/10 but I compensate with a superior intelligence and a good personality
 
For me
  • White
  • Smart (for a female)
  • Virgin
  • Not feminist
  • At least 5/10
Its not too much to ask because I fit all those requirements, except being above 5/10 but I compensate with a superior intelligence and a good personality
Just lol at you
You expect to contribute to reverse hypergamy when you can't even get below your looksmatch?
 
Just lol at you
You expect to contribute to reverse hypergamy when you can't even get below your looksmatch?
Those are my requirements for a girlfriend, I would obviously fuck my looksmatch
 
My requeriments for a gf is: virginity and same looksmatch (or upper tbh). But I know that even landwhales would reject me.
 
As long as not landwhale ill take it
 
excuse me sweaty but you should lower your standards and be open to dating 400lb single mothers with three kids from three different dads, lose the entitlement inkel
Shit I'm only 16 it would be real weird for me to be dating single moms lmfao.
 
My list.

#1 Have vagina
 
Id date overweight girls too. I draw the line at obese, I'd like to see them get healthier too for their own sake.

Meanwhile many girls: must be 6 ft minimum, muscular, good face, good jawline, hunter eyes, must look as good as Liam Hemsworth etc. Will not cheat on you if you look like a greek god. Short guys should kill themselves lmao they're creepy and gross
 
Here are my requirements for having a GF:
  1. Don't dress & act like a degenerate cover your body up.
  2. Understand and relate to my ideals, principles, values and worldviews. Doesn't have to agree and we can even have arguments about our ideals, principles, values and worldviews.
  3. Is generally a nice person to everyone around them.
  4. Is a pure virgin and has an innie vagina.
 
ive said this before and ill say it again: Death To All Landwhales
 
You're asking too much.
 
Teehee it's just a personal preference. All my boyfriends have been 6' tall too but height doesn't matter either.
all my boyfriends have been white but race dosent matter. Actually a good amount of females dont even hide this anymore.
 
@Weeee
My requirements:
have decent or better personality
have decent or better mental health
you being religious is fine, but don't think you'll convince me to join your religion
have an IQ to where you can at least consent to sex, and understand that we are infact Dating
have decent or better hygiene
I would prefer for you to have a job and car, but ultimately i could care less
if you are a CASUAL drinker, smoker or drug user, then i'll have to think on it. If you are an addict or dealer, then it's an automatic NO
be loyal
genuinely love me

ok, so for looks:
i could care less how "ugly" you are at this point
i'll date any race (but i'm only down for having kids with a white woman)
i have no weird feelings towards dating a super short girl, or dating a super tall girl
if you have any physical disabilities like missing arm(s) or maybe a leg(s) or being paralyzed, i am fine with that
if you have any facial deformities that is fine as well
if you are deaf, mute or blind, as long as we can communicate our love in some way then i am fine
as for your vagina, i prefer innies, but *some* flaps is acceptable
for body hair, i personally really find bushes attractive, and armpit hair is fine too. TBH some light fuzz on your legs, arms, stomach or even ass is fine. Hairy asshole is fine too. Hairy breasts/nipples or hairy face is where i am unsure, but i could make an exception
as for your body fat, i can go from anorexic to BBW size to what i find attractive.

Middle bit:
as for your age, i'll require that you MUST at least be the legal age in the country we are in
I'm not going to lie, i would DEFINITELY prefer a woman in my own age range
As for your political views, i'm fine with whatever you believe, but if you are constantly shoving it in my face, or telling me how my views are wrong, then it's a no
once again, if you are religious, that's fine. But if your religion does not allow you to date outside of it, or forces you to wait till marriage for sex, then i will politely respect your religion, and not date you.
If you want to have children with me, i am only willing to have children with a white woman.
If you want to adopt, that's a no
If you already have a child, or multiple children, then that's a NO instantly.
If you've ever posted your nudes online, or sent them to another person, then that's a no
I'd PREFER you to be sexually submissive in bed, but snu snu might not be too bad
If you are interested in pegging me, then INSTANT NO

As for your virginity/past relationship status:
If you've slept with more than 2 men, then it's a no
I'm not going to deny that i would *prefer* a virgin, but as said above, 2 men or less is *ok*
If you have ANY forms of STDs or STIs or ANY thing that you can transmit to me, then it's probably THE BIG NO (but i'll have to think about it)

TBH, i feel like my list is pretty average or "perfectly justifiable" compared to what others may want in a woman on here.
I tried to stay away from CUCK MODE as much as possible. The closest i got to that on here was saying
"flaps are acceptable" and "it's ok for you to have slept with 2 men before"
but beggars can't be choosers, i have to have *decent* standards/requirements without seeming like an entitled cunt
 

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