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Discussion My prognosis on where the average .is user will be in 10 years

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10 incels will represent the general user base

6/10 Of those Incels (60% of the user base) will be enjoying life, will play ball with the kids on your vacation in the Bahamas while the loving wife films in the back, saving those golden moments with her family and you will life a happy live.

Here and there you will remember your old days as troublesome teen, browsing the internet and stumbling upon that site called Incels.is, and you’ll laugh about the crazy threads you wrote there, waving them off as result of the puberty hormones and chuckling about them whenever they jump into your mind

Because the vast majority of you guys are fucking fakecels

2/10 Incels will have roped (me included), the weight was just too heavy and the void became bigger and bigger, there was no escape….

2/10 Incels are LDARing to this day, waiting until god finally takes the soul
 
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6/10 Of those Incels (60% of the user base) will be enjoying life, will play ball with the kids on your vacation in the Bahamas while the wife films in the back, saving those golden moments with her family and you will life a happy live.

This made me smile, man. I hope all of us reach that point, as bluepilled as it sounds.
 
Most of the younger generation isn’t even having kids. If most of this forum ascends they’ll do so as betabuxxers/oofy doofies
 
Joaquin Phoenix Smile GIF
 
Since everyone seems to be of the opinion that the vast majority of users are fakecels, why isn't there a better vetting process for new users?
 
10 incels will represent the general user base

6/10 Of those Incels (60% of the user base) will be enjoying life, will play ball with the kids on your vacation in the Bahamas while the loving wife films in the back, saving those golden moments with her family and you will life a happy live.

Here and there you will remember your old days as troublesome teen, browsing the internet and stumbling upon that site called Incels.is, and you’ll laugh about the crazy threads you wrote there, waving them off as result of the puberty hormones and chuckling about them whenever they jump into your mind

Because the vast majority of you guys are fucking fakecels

2/10 Incels will have roped (me included), the weight was just too heavy and the void became bigger and bigger, there was no escape….

2/10 Incels are LDARing to this day, waiting until god finally takes the soul
and the rest will be like
YOU STOLE FIZZY LIFTTTING DRINKSS
YOU LOOSE
GOOD DAY SIR
 
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6/10 Of those Incels (60% of the user base) will be enjoying life, will play ball with the kids on your vacation in the Bahamas while the loving wife films in the back, saving those golden moments with her family and you will life a happy live.
omeday...I wish
 
Since everyone seems to be of the opinion that the vast majority of users are fakecels, why isn't there a better vetting process for new users?
I mean what else would you suggest? Not really much else you can do to find them out.
 
10 incels will represent the general user base

6/10 Of those Incels (60% of the user base) will be enjoying life, will play ball with the kids on your vacation in the Bahamas while the loving wife films in the back, saving those golden moments with her family and you will life a happy live.

Here and there you will remember your old days as troublesome teen, browsing the internet and stumbling upon that site called Incels.is, and you’ll laugh about the crazy threads you wrote there, waving them off as result of the puberty hormones and chuckling about them whenever they jump into your mind

Because the vast majority of you guys are fucking fakecels

2/10 Incels will have roped (me included), the weight was just too heavy and the void became bigger and bigger, there was no escape….

2/10 Incels are LDARing to this day, waiting until god finally takes the soul
I've been here for six. I wonder if the "fakecel" prediction will come true within the next four.
 
I mean what else would you suggest? Not really much else you can do to find them out.
a photo of the prospect user with a capcha to confirm it's real perhaps? I guess that doesn't account for shortcels and dickcels, but it would at least filter out the foids and troons.
 
6/10 correct
But I reckon less will rope and more LDAR.
More like 3 will LDAR, 1 will rope
 
a photo of the prospect user with a capcha to confirm it's real perhaps? I guess that doesn't account for shortcels and dickcels, but it would at least filter out the foids and troons.
People have suggested this before but I would not be trusting enough to show my face in order to sign up here. If I was asked for my face when signing up I would've never signed up in the first place and I think a lot of people would agree with me on that.
 
I enjoy a beautiful picnic with my wife (as a fakecel) and during our lovely time, I remember my somber days on this forum. I shed a light tear thinking about how far my life has come and how the gloomy days of loneliness have slowly passed me by. My wife slowly comes up to me and we exchange a romantic kiss in the colorful sunset. And then I woke up.
 
People have suggested this before but I would not be trusting enough to show my face in order to sign up here. If I was asked for my face when signing up I would've never signed up in the first place and I think a lot of people would agree with me on that.
yeah fair enough. I guess you can't really prove that someone is an incel or not even if you had a photo.
 
a photo of the prospect user with a capcha to confirm it's real perhaps? I guess that doesn't account for shortcels and dickcels, but it would at least filter out the foids and troons.
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a photo of the prospect user with a capcha to confirm it's real perhaps? I guess that doesn't account for shortcels and dickcels, but it would at least filter out the foids and troons.
Wouldn’t do that in a million years for obv reasons but it would be a good idea anyway
 
you and surely some of the mods. only a retard would want to be in a database of incels for "confirmation"
Oh, we already have your name and location and are keeping tabs on you. look out your window. you see a Honda Civic? That's the agent tailing you. behave now.
 
Ascension is impossible for me. If I don’t successfully money max in the next 5 years, I will :feelsrope: :kys:
 
6/10 Of those Incels (60% of the user base) will be enjoying life, will play ball with the kids on your vacation in the Bahamas while the loving wife films in the back, saving those golden moments with her family and you will life a happy live.

Here and there you will remember your old days as troublesome teen, browsing the internet and stumbling upon that site called Incels.is, and you’ll laugh about the crazy threads you wrote there, waving them off as result of the puberty hormones and chuckling about them whenever they jump into your mind
:feelswhat::feelshaha::feelsbadman::feelscry::cryfeels:
 
I'm 25 and at the point of no return. The statistics show that if you're still a virgin by 25 you will most likely stay one for life.
 
I'm too ugly to ascend
 
2/10 Incels will have roped (me included), the weight was just too heavy and the void became bigger and bigger, there was no escape….
I will rope knowing i’ve tried it all and nothing worked
 
Since everyone seems to be of the opinion that the vast majority of users are fakecels, why isn't there a better vetting process for new users?
OP is behaving like a little spoiled girl, acting like he is the only one with problems while dismissing the struggle of others
 
OP is behaving like a little spoiled girl, acting like he is the only one with problems while dismissing the struggle of others
Like I've said before, half of the posts here are just a dick measuring competition of who is the truest truecel.
 
OP is behaving like a little spoiled girl, acting like he is the only one with problems while dismissing the struggle of others
Cope and seethe nigger
 
ascended because all are fakecels except me.

@Friezacel @To koniec
 
2/10 Incels will have roped (me included), the weight was just too heavy and the void became bigger and bigger, there was no escape….
I hope we meet on another life friend.
 
10 incels will represent the general user base

6/10 Of those Incels (60% of the user base) will be enjoying life, will play ball with the kids on your vacation in the Bahamas while the loving wife films in the back, saving those golden moments with her family and you will life a happy live.

Here and there you will remember your old days as troublesome teen, browsing the internet and stumbling upon that site called Incels.is, and you’ll laugh about the crazy threads you wrote there, waving them off as result of the puberty hormones and chuckling about them whenever they jump into your mind

Because the vast majority of you guys are fucking fakecels

2/10 Incels will have roped (me included), the weight was just too heavy and the void became bigger and bigger, there was no escape….

2/10 Incels are LDARing to this day, waiting until god finally takes the soul
This is accurate. I would place myself in the final category (LDAR).
 
(LDAR) reporting in. Someone has to keep the forum alive in everyone’s absence.

Or maybe I’m just coping. I know I’m not part of that 6/10. I would have ascended by now. (left for four years) :fuk:
 
This made me smile, man. I hope all of us reach that point, as bluepilled as it sounds.
thats my fucking goal. i cant take a whole life of rotting in despair or more so maybe working towards some goals that i have but never truly filling the void of love if it isnt through substance abuse.
 

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