Alright boys, this might sound sped or whatever and the chances of me going through and pulling it off are pretty close to zero, say 2-5%, but it's fun to dream.
So I've always wanted a family. My dream is to live the suburban life, middle class wife and kids growing up in a suburban neighborhood. Obviously as an incel this is simply out of reach for me, however I've developed a plan I'd like to share with you.
First I'm 19, so I've got time to carry out my plan. To start I moneymaxx like hell, I need to get to a point where I'm making AT LEAST $380,000 a year by the time I'm ~35, and that's at minimum. It will probably end up being closer to 450K. Also during this time I've got to keep my nose clean. I can't afford to get into any sort of legal trouble whatsoever, be it a speeding ticket or some other minor infraction. My best bet is to avoid police contact entirely if possible.
So assuming I've made it this far and I'm still alive and moneymaxxed I initiate phase 2. I hit the pavement and look for an adoption agency willing to give a child to a single man. Now this will be hard. While it's not impossible there is a HUGE stigma against allowing single men to adopt. We're viewed as pedos or weirdos unfit to have kids. However I'm banking on a few things here coming into play for me. First the clean criminal rap sheet. Second the fact I'm money maxxed to the point where I can afford to raise a kid easily with pleanty to spare and Third with the rate of incels at 1/4 young men I imagine the stigma against single men adopting will drop as more men in their 30s are well, single.
I'm not done yet. I've got the kid now I just need the wife. I heard about something called the girlfriend experience once where you can pay a hooker like a grand and you can take her on a date and shit and she'll act like your girlfriend before you have sex (also you can kiss her during sex). Well I'm proposing something called the wife experience. Take that 1 grand for a single day of girlfriend experience and pay it to her every single day for a year and make it the wife experience. I'm going to open negotiations at $300,000 for a year. I want to have around 80,000 grand left over so I can afford to take care of my "family". I may need to legally marry her to appease the adoption agency and not to throw suspicion my way. You might think this part of the plan will not work but oh no dear reader your wrong. Think about it, I'm offering the woman 300 K a year, and a place to live. All she has to do is pretend to love me and help raise the child. Shes basically making 300k to be a nanny. I imagine I'd get a few takers. I'll sort through the ones I get to find one willing to do it cheapest, looks the most like the child (to avoid suspicion that we're not the real biological parents), and has the best mothering instincts and does the best with our child.
The arrangement will work out for 18 years with the woman on a year long contract because I doubt I'll get as many takes if it's clear they're being bogged down into a nearly two decade commitment.
So what do you guys think? Is this highly autistic and has no chance of working or can I be the first ankle to ever raise a suburban family?
So I've always wanted a family. My dream is to live the suburban life, middle class wife and kids growing up in a suburban neighborhood. Obviously as an incel this is simply out of reach for me, however I've developed a plan I'd like to share with you.
First I'm 19, so I've got time to carry out my plan. To start I moneymaxx like hell, I need to get to a point where I'm making AT LEAST $380,000 a year by the time I'm ~35, and that's at minimum. It will probably end up being closer to 450K. Also during this time I've got to keep my nose clean. I can't afford to get into any sort of legal trouble whatsoever, be it a speeding ticket or some other minor infraction. My best bet is to avoid police contact entirely if possible.
So assuming I've made it this far and I'm still alive and moneymaxxed I initiate phase 2. I hit the pavement and look for an adoption agency willing to give a child to a single man. Now this will be hard. While it's not impossible there is a HUGE stigma against allowing single men to adopt. We're viewed as pedos or weirdos unfit to have kids. However I'm banking on a few things here coming into play for me. First the clean criminal rap sheet. Second the fact I'm money maxxed to the point where I can afford to raise a kid easily with pleanty to spare and Third with the rate of incels at 1/4 young men I imagine the stigma against single men adopting will drop as more men in their 30s are well, single.
I'm not done yet. I've got the kid now I just need the wife. I heard about something called the girlfriend experience once where you can pay a hooker like a grand and you can take her on a date and shit and she'll act like your girlfriend before you have sex (also you can kiss her during sex). Well I'm proposing something called the wife experience. Take that 1 grand for a single day of girlfriend experience and pay it to her every single day for a year and make it the wife experience. I'm going to open negotiations at $300,000 for a year. I want to have around 80,000 grand left over so I can afford to take care of my "family". I may need to legally marry her to appease the adoption agency and not to throw suspicion my way. You might think this part of the plan will not work but oh no dear reader your wrong. Think about it, I'm offering the woman 300 K a year, and a place to live. All she has to do is pretend to love me and help raise the child. Shes basically making 300k to be a nanny. I imagine I'd get a few takers. I'll sort through the ones I get to find one willing to do it cheapest, looks the most like the child (to avoid suspicion that we're not the real biological parents), and has the best mothering instincts and does the best with our child.
The arrangement will work out for 18 years with the woman on a year long contract because I doubt I'll get as many takes if it's clear they're being bogged down into a nearly two decade commitment.
So what do you guys think? Is this highly autistic and has no chance of working or can I be the first ankle to ever raise a suburban family?
