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SuicideFuel My penis is smaller than I thought it was

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I basically gained half an inch by measuring while laying in bad rather than standing up as it is supposed to be done. :cryfeels:
 
I basically gained half an inch by measuring while laying in bad rather than standing up as it is supposed to be done. :cryfeels:
i can relate when measure "properly" instead of adding 4 inchess
 
Same dude my dick is mad small
 
That is very unsettling.
 
if you have less than 5 inches, better never try to get sex even. it will be humiliating and poor experience
I am larger than 5 inches, both bone-pressed and non-bone-pressed. I would say I am slightly above average (average being 5.1").
 
good then you can at least bang escorts and enjoy. she wont enjoy it if you are less than 7 but thats the good part as well :feelsokman:
I am not sure if I want to bang escorts per se - prostitution is legal here, by the way - I think if I were to go to escorts, I'd just let them suck my dick.
 
That is very unsettling.
@unsettling thots?
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I am measuring my dick again!

I'm trying to find the average size out of 29,990 measurements.

I figure I'll be done next year around March
 
any reason for that decision?
Because then I can still claim to be a virgin because I didn't have vaginal sex. Not to mention with escorts they usually want you to wear a condom, you have to pay more to do it raw but why would you want to hit it raw when there's been hundreds of cocks inside? Sure, you can say the same thing about the bitch's mouth but at least your virginity remains intact.
 
Dickcels are the only trucels. :feelsrope:
@yez
 
I am larger than 5 inches, both bone-pressed and non-bone-pressed. I would say I am slightly above average (average being 5.1").
Bone pressed is the cheating way and not recommended
 
Bone pressed is the cheating way and not recommended
This is false - studies regarding penis sizes are done using bone-pressed method. It is recommended because this method does not discriminate between fat people and skinny people.
 
you are right about condom. i hate that but no point in risking HIV to insert your bare dick in escort.

why do you want to claim you are a virgin? why that matters?
Do you have experience in escortcelling? If so how much does it cost at your place? Here, it depends on which city you go. In the Hague, it costs 30 euros for 30 minutes - but there is a "you cum, you go" policy. In another place in the Hague, it costs 50 euros for 30 minutes - same "you cum, you go" policy. In Amsterdam it costs 50 euros for 15 minutes - there's also a "you cum, you go" policy here.

Virginity matters because I'm religious. It is the only reason I haven't gone to an escort. I am Islamic, by the way. Funniest thing is when I go to the Hague to those prostitution places where I went because my friends tagged me along, I would see that most people there walking around were people from an Islamic background. :lul:
 
80 euros for 30 mins in my city. 150 euros for 30 mins for top quality pussy. 30 euros for toothless gypsy :feelskek::feelskek:

i usually take 80 euros girls. they dont have the cum go policy but i always come prepared so j jerk off few times before my appointment and i take viagra so i get most out of my money.

if you are religious and watch porn and go to hooker to have your dick sucked i dont think it will make any diff if you are virgin or not honestly
That's expensive, you can basically fuck 3 escorts here for around the same price (only 10 euro difference because it'd be 90 instead of 80).

Tfw no qt Roma woman to suck my dick.

How many times do you cum on average btw?

Well actually I have never gone to a hooker to have my dick sucked before, I was saying I would do it if I wanted to (I don't want to but I am sort of tempted). I don't think just because I watch porn that I should go to an escort to lose my virginity, lol. Those things are different from each other.
 
i will maybe visit amsterdam soon if i earn enough money. i plan to feast on those hookers. are there any yellow pussy there i wanna try that
I haven't seen any East Asians in Amsterdam or in the Hague. Why go to Amsterdam and not the Hague by the way? It's cheaper there. If you want to meet up one day let me know, I'll take you to those whore places. :feelsdevil:
 
This is false - studies regarding penis sizes are done using bone-pressed method. It is recommended because this method does not discriminate between fat people and skinny people.
Foids don’t care about scientific
They can’t even tell inches apart
 
so foids can't tell the difference bewteen 5'11.9 and 6'? :feelswhere:
Ure 5’8 lol they can tell that :feelshaha::feelshaha:

Especially with new iPhone

It’s ovER for you(and me):feelsrope::feelsrope:
 
i have distant relative living in amsterdam + it has some other fun shit beside the whores

bruh, ive hit many rock bottoms in my failed life but meeting someone from this forum irl would be another fucking level lmao
I don't like Amsterdam. Too many tourists there lol.

And that's cope, nothing wrong with meeting someone from here. :blackpill:
 

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