My peen froze up at Urinal when boss came in

[meatball]

On top of everything else, now my boss thinks I'm a perv.

Nobody was in the bathroom, so I tried to relax and pee, and was shutting my eyes and hyperventilating.

Just then the big guy came in, and whipped out his jewtube, and sprayed a steady stream.

There was no partition, and I just froze up.

I couldn't coax another drop out.

To top it off, flaccid it's about one inch. and I bet he was horrified that I'm some freak.

Might as well quit now.

And NO I'm not gay.

 

[FamilyGuy1999]

@Broly

 

[FamilyGuy1999]

@FamilyGuy1999

@Diocel thoughts

@Broly

@Diocel thoughts

 

[Deleted member 3497]

What job do you have?

 

[rope2cope]

I always used the stall when I pee'd at work, sometimes if I was pissed off I would open the toilet paper thing and piss on it and get the whole roll wet.

 

[meatball]

Looked it up, shy bladder syndrome.

Chad never has it

What job do you have?

Clean bus

 

[BummerDrummerOG]

Clean bus

Oh god what an awful job

 

[Eremite]

Never peed once at a Urinal in my life. It is just asking for an embarassing situation to happen.

 

[BrazilianLiveMatter]

Looked it up, shy bladder syndrome.

I have this, I only do it with the door closed and in silence

 

[meatball]

Oh god what an awful job

 

[BummerDrummerOG]

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Yeah I couldn’t. Rather hard labor any day of the week than cleaning up nigger shit and heroin needles off the bus. School buses are no better and maybe even more gross.

 

[CrackingYs]

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[meatball]

Freeze mother fucker!

 

[meatball]

Heard faggot, now get out

Classic Freudian projection analyses.

YOU look at cocks and thus assume, others do.

And as confirmation, you fully realize if you saw a cock you liked, your sphincter would freeze up on anticipation of erection, then ejaculation.

However, predictably, you got an erection, and you came into the urinal, hence, the boss never suspected you're gay.

 

[meatball]

You asking me to suck your meatballs? Sorry that's a bannable offense, I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

I find homosexuality disgusting, but I won't judge you.

 

[kanyepilled]

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[Khaplain40KKK]

I have urinary stress disorder as well. I am also sadly a grower and so my peen is small flaccid (not erect.) So I just use a stall.

 

[Emba]

View attachment 454018Freeze mother fucker!

Brio...

 

[meatball]

Brio...

Ubrelvy?

 

[proudweeb]

I feel that. It just KNOWS somehow. We have 2 urinals that are way too close together in the whole wagecuck building. If someone rolls up next to me, all progress stops immediately until they depart my vicinity.

 

[Emba]

Ubrelvy?

Nyet