my parents wanna cut my hair

[torujo]

i havent cut my hair in 1 year lol


i dont wanna cut my hair bc my crown is thinning and i will be bald in one year, this is my last opportunity

 

[Sub8Hate]

Are you on Rogaine and Propecia?

 

[CopingGymcel]

Try for this haircut. If it looks bad, then subhuman confirmed. The Chad haircut pretty much. The ultimate test of skull shape and bone structure.

 

[dr-problematic]

jesus, this kid and his thinning crown...

 

[Morf12]

Try for this haircut. If it looks bad, then subhuman confirmed. The Chad haircut pretty much. The ultimate test of skull shape and bone structure.

Honestly people can look good bald but it's 100% based on skull shape.

 

[idkwattodowithlife]

Have you not told your parents that you're balding and really to need keep your hair for that sole reason? Surely, they'd understand you...

 

[Deleted member 1039]

Have you tried minoxidil?

 

[albinorat]

Are you on Rogaine and Propecia?

Combing your hair and putting onion juice into your hair will reverse your hair loss and halt any further loss. There is a man named Steve on Youtube who claims to have regrown his hair with onion juice. I used onion a year ago and can confirm it works. It takes about 8 weeks.

 

[eurocel]

Try for this haircut. If it looks bad, then subhuman confirmed. The Chad haircut pretty much. The ultimate test of skull shape and bone structure.

hahahahahah yeah bro just look like this and you'll be set!

 

[ItheIthe]

I don't plan on cutting my hair ever unless I absolutely have to for a job interview. Let the flow grow.

 

[Anonymous]

i havent cut my hair in 1 year lol


i dont wanna cut my hair bc my crown is thinning and i will be bald in one year, this is my last opportunity

You should cut you hair, and make a wig out of it. Would prove beneficial when you go bald.

 

[albinorat]

hahahahahah yeah bro just look like this and you'll be set!

My skull won't accept a style like that, I would just look subhuman and repulsive. I've tried before and my mum told me I look 'ugly'. My cranium is way too big. My head gets bigger towards the back and that's why I will never reproduce my seed/genetics.

 

[Vision]

Honestly people can look good bald but it's 100% based on skull shape.

Yeah, my dad has a god tier skull shape and bone structure. He’s bald but he looks handsome as fuck even at his age. I buzzed my hair once and didn’t leave the house for a month because of my subhuman skull shape.

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Try for this haircut. If it looks bad, then subhuman confirmed. The Chad haircut pretty much. The ultimate test of skull shape and bone structure.

Haircuts like this also draw more attention to your subhuman features. Bug eyes with upper eyelid exposure, facial bloat, narrow jaw, flat cheekbones, small chin, etc etc.

I’m balding but I’m still not ready to buzz my hair again. Makes my skin crawl when I think about when I buzzed my hair.