
TheJester
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My Loser parents (https://incels.is/threads/loser-parents.704711/) always had some wild ideas when I was a kid.
My mother herself describes me "as an experiment" - obviously failed lmao.
Anyway one of my parents wildest delusions would be that Id become a super rich guy - which actually might have been possible - if this family wasnt so completely idiotic.
My parents never really gave me money, my parents never invested and just threw all their money away in random shit like vacations - those vacations arent remembered but the expenses are and now 15 years or so later my mom is pissed that they should have saved the money instead of going to switzerland go climb mountains all day and eat 50 dollar Schnitzel every day.
All the vacations were remembered as ridiculous and completely stupid events in my brain. Literally a waste of money and time.
Anyway ever since I was born my parents were sure - Id be a millionaire...in my 20s!
They belived id be some Justin Bieber or Mr Beast or whatever. Completely idiotic.
Yet, they didnt do anything for me that actually could make me into a millionaire. They never let their money grow they have their money all in their Bank Account were it looses 3% of its value every year.
They also never thought me anything - which is honestly the most hilarious about my parents. My father is a useless low IQ bum ass with basically no homework skills. My mother was incapable of teaching me grade 6th math despite having a financing masters degree...
I remember when I was 11 yo I told my mother "Why cant you solve a linear equation?" She was like "I did this the last time 12 years ago".
Even cooking I thought myself from youtube tutorials.
My parents eventually pushed me into some after school courses were I got bullied by the participants.
When I started my first minimum wage jobs at 19 my parents said to me "your gonna be dishwasher to millionaire"

What are yall talking about?
Meanwhile my entire core family is broke.
Broke ass grandparents that should just die already so I dont have to hear nor Deal much with their sorry asses and broke ass parents who worked 35 years...and are still broke.
Yet expected me to basically be a teenage millionaire.
My mother herself describes me "as an experiment" - obviously failed lmao.
Anyway one of my parents wildest delusions would be that Id become a super rich guy - which actually might have been possible - if this family wasnt so completely idiotic.
My parents never really gave me money, my parents never invested and just threw all their money away in random shit like vacations - those vacations arent remembered but the expenses are and now 15 years or so later my mom is pissed that they should have saved the money instead of going to switzerland go climb mountains all day and eat 50 dollar Schnitzel every day.
All the vacations were remembered as ridiculous and completely stupid events in my brain. Literally a waste of money and time.
Anyway ever since I was born my parents were sure - Id be a millionaire...in my 20s!
They belived id be some Justin Bieber or Mr Beast or whatever. Completely idiotic.
Yet, they didnt do anything for me that actually could make me into a millionaire. They never let their money grow they have their money all in their Bank Account were it looses 3% of its value every year.
They also never thought me anything - which is honestly the most hilarious about my parents. My father is a useless low IQ bum ass with basically no homework skills. My mother was incapable of teaching me grade 6th math despite having a financing masters degree...
I remember when I was 11 yo I told my mother "Why cant you solve a linear equation?" She was like "I did this the last time 12 years ago".
Even cooking I thought myself from youtube tutorials.
My parents eventually pushed me into some after school courses were I got bullied by the participants.
When I started my first minimum wage jobs at 19 my parents said to me "your gonna be dishwasher to millionaire"
What are yall talking about?
Meanwhile my entire core family is broke.
Broke ass grandparents that should just die already so I dont have to hear nor Deal much with their sorry asses and broke ass parents who worked 35 years...and are still broke.
Yet expected me to basically be a teenage millionaire.