JFL My niece is getting an iPhone 11 for her 11th birthday

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chudur-budur said:
I use motorola c113.



:lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:

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Truecel trait :feelsrope:
I know you're curry, but what's your height?
 
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she will lose her virginity to some random teen chad she found online when she becomes 12
 
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CuckedRedditor said:
Truecel trait :feelsrope:
I know you're curry, but what's your height?
5'2"
 
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gymletethnicel said:
Literally just an upcoming whore in production.
all
 
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chudur-budur said:
I'm sorry boyo, you're one of the truest cels here :feelsrope:
 
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Be grateful her life is going to be ruined soon :)
 
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gymletethnicel said:
And her parents are supposedly practicing Muslims. Imagine being so spoiled that you get an iPhone 11 at 11 years old. The only phone I was ever given by my parents was a shitty flip phone, the two smartphones that I ever owned were paid for by me.

Anyone with two braincels knows what's going to happen to a young girl who just got her first smartphone. So I don't really need to elaborate.

Literally just an upcoming whore in production.
Next year your niece will be e-whoring herself.
 
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Total Imbecile said:
She will install Tinder and lose her virginity if you dont stop it

Accidentally smash her phone
They come pre insured!
 
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Why the fuck does a literal child need their own phone
 
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W0rmWood said:
Why the fuck does a literal child need their own phone
they want status
 
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W0rmWood said:
Why the fuck does a literal child need their own phone
To play Roblox ofc :lul:
 
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Roblox on phone
 
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gymletethnicel said:
I don't understand man, at 11 I just had some old Nokia.
At 11 i had nothing lol
 
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I'm sorry boyo, you're one of the truest cels here :feelsrope:
:feelsYall::feelsYall::feelsYall::feelsYall::dab::dab::dab::dab:
 
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Cyrrow said:
My parents never bought me a phone. Had to buy one for myself.
I blame the lack of a cell phone as to why I am also incel btw.

Unless you are larping, nobody would call or message you anyway. You didnt miss anything.
 
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Lame Dude said:
Unless you are larping, nobody would call or message you anyway. You didnt miss anything.
:yes: