JFL My niece is getting an iPhone 11 for her 11th birthday

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And her parents are supposedly practicing Muslims. Imagine being so spoiled that you get an iPhone 11 at 11 years old. The only phone I was ever given by my parents was a shitty flip phone, the two smartphones that I ever owned were paid for by me.

Anyone with two braincels knows what's going to happen to a young girl who just got her first smartphone. So I don't really need to elaborate.

Literally just an upcoming whore in production.
 
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Wristlet 2 said:
I don't understand man, at 11 I just had some old Nokia.
 
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Parents should stop handing kids phones. Phones make you stupid and don't respect your freedoms™. But yes, phones are made convenient and easy to use so actual tech specialization is lost. Mobile phones are a dangerous tool, I hate them but wageslaving requires it. They are always tracking and listening.

 
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werty1457 said:
Slut at 16
She is going to become one of those "Muslim" whores that try to fuck as many white guys.
 
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gymletethnicel said:
She is going to become one of those "Muslim" whores that try to fuck as many white guys.
I know too many of them:feelsrope::feelsrope:
 
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>Giving your child proprietary software/hardware
 
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Nice brag. At least your parents celebrated your birthday, mine only celebrated my siblings birthdays but they always seemed to "forget" mine
 
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She will install Tinder and lose her virginity if you dont stop it

Accidentally smash her phone
 
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ERadicator said:
Nice brag. At least your parents celebrated your birthday, mine only celebrated my siblings birthdays but they always seemed to "forget" mine
>being giften a 20 euro flip phone
>brag
:waitwhat:
 
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Total Imbecile said:
She will install Tinder and lose her virginity if you dont stop it

Accidentally smash her phone
She would get a new phone the week after. It's a lost cause
 
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gymletethnicel said:
>being giften a 20 euro flip phone
>brag
:waitwhat:
Exactly
 
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gymletethnicel said:
I don't understand man, at 11 I just had some old Nokia.
at 13 i got the cheapest phone in the store that i treasured bc i considered myself incredibly lucky they bought me one. i was so dumb and clueless to how shit my life was :feelsrope:
ERadicator said:
Nice brag. At least your parents celebrated your birthday, mine only celebrated my siblings birthdays but they always seemed to "forget" mine
holy shit boyo, im sorry

my parents are bad, and even then, they at least kept up a bit of a facade and celebrated my birthdays
 
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Her journey as a whore has just been kickstarted with this gift of hers
 
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Mogs me to death.
 
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Animecel2D said:
Her journey as a whore has just been kickstarted with this gift of hers
jfl
 
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How long till she starts sending nudes to chads? :waitwhat:
 
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AmIjustDreaming said:
How long till she starts sending nudes to chads? :waitwhat:
Chad will plow her in a bathroom in September.
 
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gymletethnicel said:
Chad will plow her in a bathroom in September.
brutal
 
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Even at 20 years old I don't have an iPhone fucking 11. What kind of parenting is this? Are they the kind of parents that think that throwing money at a kid is a viable way to raise them? What the fuck is wrong with them?

I bet you they're gonna buy this little brat a Mercedes Benz for her birthday, and she's going to grow up thinking her shit doesn't stink.
 
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gymletethnicel said:
And her parents are supposedly practicing Muslims. Imagine being so spoiled that you get an iPhone 11 at 11 years old. The only phone I was ever given by my parents was a shitty flip phone, the two smartphones that I ever owned were paid for by me.

Anyone with two braincels knows what's going to happen to a young girl who just got her first smartphone. So I don't really need to elaborate.

Literally just an upcoming whore in production.
Looks like your parents are grooming your sister for Chad, not Mohammed
 
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SlayerSlayer said:
Looks like your parents are grooming your sister for Chad, not Mohammed
Illiterate much?
 
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she has a better phone than I will ever have
 
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I see it here too, 10 to 12 year old kids rocking iPhone xs and iPhone 11s or note 10s while I got my first phone at 17 (I'm 19 rn, so not a boomer)
 
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OP can't even tell the difference between a niece and a cousin, extremely low IQ. But yes she will be installing Tinder soon. She already gave head some years ago anyway.
 
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RREEEEEEEEE said:
OP can't even tell the difference between a niece and a cousin, extremely low IQ. But yes she will be installing Tinder soon. She already gave head some years ago anyway.
Yup

Don't know why parents encourage their little princess to be a whore, though.
 
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ERadicator said:
Nice brag. At least your parents celebrated your birthday, mine only celebrated my siblings birthdays but they always seemed to "forget" mine
I am sorry for you man
 
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brutal but to be expected. every where will descend into degeneracy it is inevitable consequences of today's tech
 
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I got my first phone at 14-15.
 
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Welcome back OP
 
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Owning le apple is a normie trait. Real truecels use burner phones and old nokia like chudur-budur @chudur-budur
JFL if you spend 1000 euros on a 6 inch device :lul:
 
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If you allow this to happen, then you're being a cuck, I'm sorry OP
My niece is 2 and knows how to use an iPhone. She uses it to consume soy media like liberal Disney shit, and she will grow up believing that world.

I tell her mother to stop being such an absent parent and stop letting apple, YouTube, Disney, and Netflix raise the kids but she tells me to shut up and find a gf :woke:

Even in restaurants the niece loses her shit if she's not allowed to watch her soy brainwashed crap on that phone. I tried to teach her real stuff, tried telling her why she shouldnt like all the Disney prince and princesses and how it's racial brainwashing and then my sister screamed at me for being as bad for only trying dating Asian and Latin girls, even though she's married to a JBW, and then said I was just pissed off cos people said I looked like deathnick Jafar rather than Chaddam Aladdin
 
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Grothendieck said:
Owning le apple is a normie trait. Real truecels use burner phones and old nokia like chudur-budur @chudur-budur
JFL if you spend 1000 euros on a 6 inch device :lul:
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I use motorola c113.



:lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:

JFL @ maccucks.
 
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chudur-budur said:
I use motorola c113.



:lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:

JFL @ maccucks.
Brutal as fuck. :feelskek:
 
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Can’t believe how spoilt some kids are.
 
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I didn't get a phone until the beginning of high school and it was the cheapest smartphone in the store
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Parents should stop handing kids phones. Phones make you stupid and don't respect your freedoms™. But yes, phones are made convenient and easy to use so actual tech specialization is lost. Mobile phones are a dangerous tool, I hate them but wageslaving requires it. They are always tracking and listening.

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AmIjustDreaming said:
How long till she starts sending nudes to chads? :waitwhat:
BraincelsRefugee said:
she has a better phone than I will ever have
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Her journey as a whore has just been kickstarted with this gift of hers
 
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bluepilled cuck father tbh
i would never buy my daughter a smartphone
 
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Grothendieck said:
Owning le apple is a normie trait. Real truecels use burner phones and old nokia like @chudur-budur
get mogged peasant

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Mogs me to death.
what kind of phone did the mossad give you ?
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>Giving your child proprietary software/hardware
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based and freedom pilled
 
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Diocel said:
get mogged peasant


what kind of phone did the mossad give you ?

based and freedom pilled
COPE


MOGGED
 
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My parents never bought me a phone. Had to buy one for myself.
I blame the lack of a cell phone as to why I am also incel btw.
 
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I remember my first phone
 
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