My New Nintendo sound clock -Alarmo

[HONKLERMARO]

$100 to have Mario music play for you in the morning.

>TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK
>BINGBINGBINGWAHOOWAHOOBINGWAHOOBINGBINGBINGHEREWEGOOOOOOBINGBINGBING
>Please..Alarmo. Five more minutes.
>NO-A-WAY! YOU MUSTA WAKE UP TO SLAVE FOR MISTER GOLDSTEIN!
>Alarmo... I feel sick. I can't keep waging like this
>BINGBINGBINGWAHOOWAHOOBINGBINGBINGBINGYIPPEEE
>I think I should quit my job, Alarmo..
>HOW-A YOU AFFORD-A THE SWITCH 2, THEN?
>I don't know, Alarmo..
>BINGBINGBING WAHOOWAHOOBINGWAHOOBINGBINGHEREWE
>Alarmo. I'm getting up. Just two more minutes, okay?
>DO THE-A CHANT!
>No.
>DO THE CHANT!

>I-It's a Super Mario Day.. We live our Super Mario Way.. To buy products every-Super-Mario-day..

>SAY THE LAST LINE LIKE YOU MEAN IT, DO IT!

>F-Fuck Palworld..
>BINGBINGBINGWAHOOWAHOOBINGBINGBINGBINGWAHOOWAHOO

 

[JewApologist]

I'm buying this right away

 

[nazianime]

Smart shit goes into the trash