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My new Fleshlight feels like teen pussy

normiesgunnurm

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This fleshlight is great, I struggle to get the head in. It's very snug and tight. It's one of the smallest they have. I'd recommend it to anyone who wonders what prime pussy might feel like.

It's the closest I can get.
 
How do you know what that feels like?
 
Dingus_Incel said:
How do you know what that feels like?

I don't, I assume teen pussy is nice and tight like that.
 
normiesgunnurm said:
I don't, I assume teen pussy is nice and tight like that.

>you will never actually know
 
Sometimes when I just step back, and examine the current moment... I don't know whether cry or laugh.

Man, exploiting subhumans by selling them some overpriced silicone piece of rubber in the shape of a vagina...deeming to be a substitute for a woman.... beyond words...
 
The day i buy on them will be the day i rope.
 
Tempus Edax Rerum said:
Sometimes when I just step back, and examine the current moment... I don't know whether cry or laugh.
Man, exploiting subhumans by selling them some overpriced silicone piece of rubber in the shape of a vagina...deeming to be a substitute for a woman.... beyond words...

yungblackcell said:
The day i buy on them will be the day i rope.

It feels 100x better than using your hand
 
fleshlights dont sleep with his head in your chest after the sex
 
Shit should I try this? I think this is the best cope but I am 19. Would it look weird for 19 y o?
 
Got one years ago. Fucked it a few times, it’s shit. I prefer my hand.
 
Im holding out for a ginger sexpot named Katja, but you do you


All kidding aside, what are the prices on those? I can't rationalize paying $80 for pink plastic when I could jerk off for free.
 
panzerfury said:
Im holding out for a ginger sexpot named Katja, but you do you
All kidding aside, what are the prices on those? I can't rationalize paying $80 for pink plastic when I could jerk off for free.

The one in OP is cheaper, I got it for 35 on amazon. I have two other more expensive ones and this one does the job nicely too.



Weed said:
Shit should I try this? I think this is the best cope but I am 19. Would it look weird for 19 y o?

How would it look weird if no one knows about it
 
Weed said:
Shit should I try this? I think this is the best cope but I am 19. Would it look weird for 19 y o?

Are you planning on telling your friends and family about it?

Women have dildos, men have pocket pussies. What's the big deal?
 
normiesgunnurm said:
panzerfury said:
Im holding out for a ginger sexpot named Katja, but you do you
All kidding aside, what are the prices on those? I can't rationalize paying $80 for pink plastic when I could jerk off for free.
The one in OP is cheaper, I got it for 35 on amazon. I have two other more expensive ones and this one does the job nicely too.


Weed said:
Shit should I try this? I think this is the best cope but I am 19. Would it look weird for 19 y o?
How would it look weird if no one knows about it


BlackPillDealer said:
Weed said:
Shit should I try this? I think this is the best cope but I am 19. Would it look weird for 19 y o?
Are you planning on telling your friends and family about it?
Women have dildos, men have pocket pussies. What's the big deal?
Yes but imagine my grandma or parents find it, would be awkward af
 
I have 3 of them already
 
Dingus_Incel said:
>you will never actually know

One can go to escorts.


Weed said:
Shit should I try this? I think this is the best cope but I am 19. Would it look weird for 19 y o?

Fuck it, we already look whatever age We are.
 

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