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My neigbours have had coitus now for 13 minutes

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I tried to record it with my phone, but my computer fans are too loud and the bed sounds are not loud enough for the program to register. No moanings yet.
 
It is not loud enough from the background noise levels. The graph does not move.
 
Now it maybe ended!

No moanings today from either. Right when I could record them.
Why record it?
Why not?
NOW, IT IS STILL ONGOING. MASSIVE INTENSITY THRUSTS NOW.
 
Ended 20.18

No orgasm for the woman, probably. Not a single moan from the woman. Maybe she is having sex with someone else. I don't even remember their last time. Could have been when I was sleeping or away, but it could have been over a week ago. Or I have successfully taught them to be quiet, because I revenge with loud sounds like music or washing-machine (at night time, what's the point now, because I can't ruin their sleeping). But they won't go to sleep after this fuck. So I have taught them to fuck during the day.

I heard the steps away from the bed and now they are in the shower. Super clear sounds always when someone uses water.
 
Why record it?
 
Why record it?
Maybe I have sometime an opportunity to play it to them...
COMPUTER ON STANDBY AND RECORD THAT SHIT BOYO
Standby mode does not work, unfortunately. I have super loud and old desktop computer.

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This was 100% surely pure obligation-sex for the woman! Now I heard the man or woman sweeping the bathroom floor dry.
 
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What exactly would that do?
Maybe they would be embarrassed that they can be heard.

Maybe they would be embarrassed when I can say exactly what day and time they have had sex and for how long.
 
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Maybe they would be embarrassed that they can be heard.

Maybe they would be embarrassed when I can say exactly what day they have had sex and for how long.
No, they'd just consider you weird.

Why would they be embarrassed about having sex? It's a normal thing for non-subhuman humans to do.

Do you even read what you post? Holy shit.
 
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Sunday is by far the day they have sex most often. Maybe they have agreed to have sex every Sunday at least.

Usually on Sundays they have sex sometime between 15 and 17, not at 20 like today.
No, they'd just consider you weird.

Why would they be embarrassed about having sex? It's a normal thing for non-subhuman humans to do.

Do you even read what you post? Holy shit.
Tell me, why do couples having sex cover the window before starting?
Tell me, why do couples having sex almost always want privacy?
Tell me, why do couples having sex turn on the TV or music so that the sex sounds get drown to other sounds?
Tell me, why were my parents super angry when I once entered their bedroom without knocking and they were having sex?
Why are women always super angry if for example I managed to go to their window and see the act or record it?
 
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I wonder what should I do; when I'll let them sleep? I think that 3 AM would be appropriate?

I'll turn on my washing-machine at 1 AM, it takes 2 hours. Unfortunately there's collateral damage to other neighbours from that.
 
Today I lie in my bed, when I start hearing... don't know when it started and whether I was then awake or not. After a little time listening I go up to watch the clock, it shows as 14:40. This time the woman is moaning a few times. This is my second time trying to record it, and my computer was shut down.

I don't find words to describe how bad and down I feel, WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS FATE IN LIFE? This couple is NEET, they go to sleep very late, on Monday they only woke up at exactly 12 (noon), because that is when the air bombing sirens are tested every month. He is very, very rich: let's say that they have sex 15 times a month. One time is worth 250 euros. 250 * 15 = 3750 euros, and that is net income for the man only from the sex that he gets because he is attractive and NT. I can say with certainty hearing them when they are at home and awake that they do not go to employment, education or training. I could never afford to have sex every other day with escorts even if I was in good employment.

:cryfeels:

@PPEcel

Please answer my questions above:

Tell me, why do couples having sex cover the window before starting?
Tell me, why do couples having sex almost always want privacy?
Tell me, why do couples having sex turn on the TV or music so that the sex sounds get drown to other sounds?
Tell me, why were my parents super angry when I once entered their bedroom without knocking and they were having sex?
Why are women always super angry if for example I managed to go to their window and see the act or record it?
 
Today I lie in my bed, when I start hearing... don't know when it started and whether I was then awake or not. After a little time listening I go up to watch the clock, it shows as 14:40. This time the woman is moaning a few times. This is my second time trying to record it, and my computer was shut down.

I don't find words to describe how bad and down I feel, WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS FATE IN LIFE? This couple is NEET, they go to sleep very late, on Monday they only woke up at exactly 12 (noon), because that is when the air bombing sirens are tested every month. He is very, very rich: let's say that they have sex 15 times a month. One time is worth 250 euros. 250 * 15 = 3750 euros, and that is net income for the man only from the sex that he gets because he is attractive and NT. I can say with certainty hearing them when they are at home and awake that they do not go to employment, education or training. I could never afford to have sex every other day with escorts even if I was in good employment.

:cryfeels:

@PPEcel

Please answer my questions above:

Tell me, why do couples having sex cover the window before starting?
Tell me, why do couples having sex almost always want privacy?
Tell me, why do couples having sex turn on the TV or music so that the sex sounds get drown to other sounds?
Tell me, why were my parents super angry when I once entered their bedroom without knocking and they were having sex?
Why are women always super angry if for example I managed to go to their window and see the act or record it?
you have air bombing sirens?
 
Sorry you had to go through that
 
you have air bombing sirens?
Of course. They are tested every first Monday of the month at noon. If at any other time, then we must quickly go to the bunker (every house is required to have one).

Who don't you answer the questions?

Additionally, have you ever witnessed by hearing others having sex (excluding your family)?
 
Of course. They are tested every first Monday of the month at noon. If at any other time, then we must quickly go to the bunker (every house is required to have one).

Who don't you answer the questions?

Additionally, have you ever witnessed by hearing others having sex (excluding your family)?
because i get tired of the autist style of questioning, which consists of bluntly asking 20 rapid-fire questions and then expecting a response to all of them, this isn't an interrogation

yes
 
over for noncoituscels
 
I tried to record it with my phone, but my computer fans are too loud and the bed sounds are not loud enough for the program to register. No moanings yet.
Amateur neighbor fucking audio the new hot viewing of 2021? :feelsdevil:
 
Today (yesterday) intercourse started at 21:54 or 21:55. I already knew beforehand that it was coming. Hearing speaking stopped, they don't speak at all when they have sex, it's strange. It was Saturday night and the last time I heard them was Tuesday. I hear the bed "creak" after every 10, 20 and 30 seconds interval. Brutal trying to guess what they were doing then, kissing, cuddling, having some kind of sex, still pre-intercourse. Intercourse started at 21:54 or 21:55 when the bed sounds changed in nature and frequency was every second or even more, with a few stops (maybe position changes) or slower periods (non-digital clock that I watched, my computer was shut down, so I heard even better, did not record, because I was eating and watching the 22 news). The last minute or so is always very intensive pumping. Intercourse ended 22:05, only 10 minutes this time (I would be very happy myself to last 10 minutes, can't even last one minute in slow masturbation). The intercourse ended to contemporaneous (simultaneous) orgasm, I heard the man also, the woman was having an orgasm with moderate moaning volume and the man right after/at the same time that woman was still having (woman's orgasm lasts longer) it. After I hear the man orgasming (most times he is very quiet, this time small moan at his finish), it is always the end of their session. No second rounds ever for this couple (they can have sex 2 times a day, but it's like day sex and then night sex much later).

When they are having sex and I am aware of it, it is super stressful situation for me, always. For example today and I remember on Tuesday also; my groins were emitting sweat/water super much (normally not at all, this happens only when I am super, super anxious), it was dripping downwards my legs, till calves (because of socks it did not reach the floor), I had to go to the toilet and swipe the sweat with toilet paper, from the groins right to the calves.

Hearing simultaneous orgasm (finish for both at the same time) is not that often. It is brutal. Can't have that with escorts.

I have been thinking for a long time why is their bed creaking so much. Because mine is not like that and also not some other beds (beds of my relatives that I tested when visiting them) that I have specifically tested just for this purpose.

I shed a few tears also today because of this :cryfeels:. But my recovery period from hearing them is getting shorter.

Can't even get revenge, because they did not go to sleep after that. They are still now at 2 AM listening to music and talking, drinking maybe. If they have sex later and go to sleep right after the sex, I can revenge by not letting them sleep. By music, vacuum-cleaner, washing-machine.
 
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They are having sex now!
 
Ended now. The intercourse was about 20 minutes. Sex started earlier, difficult to say when they started foreplay. I was watching James Bond movie from the TV when I had the (right) feeling again that they are having sex now.

This was louder than the norm last weeks, and I did not record it! Because my hands are and were so wet, so that I did not want to break my phone. + I turned my loud computer on and was just about to start preparing food.

Now they are in the shower.

My life is hell. What can I do? I am too big a loser to move away, I've never moved in my life. This is the same apartment I moved a long time ago, when I was kicked out from my parents. No friends to help me moving, no car. And no certainty that it won't be the same in a new apartment, which is difficult to get at affordable prices and good location.
 
Now new intercourse started, again!
They showered in the morning and evening now also. 2 times a day. When they shower in the evening, bigger chance of sex happening.

:cryfeels::feelsrope:
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I can't take this any more
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intensive fucking now
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bed creaking in a non-intercourse way started 5-10 minutes before the intercourse. But I was not 100 % sure that it was because of some kind of sexual activity. And possibility was that they do only some cuddling, oral etc. and not full intercourse. They very rarely have sex on consecutive days! But clearly they are having a summer rut.
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still on-going

He pauses all the time, then has intensive pounding for 30 seconds, then pauses again
 
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Damn that sounds terrible, hope i never have to hear this.
 
Really hard to cope with this one
 
I wish I had someone here with me sharing this experience. It is fucking unreal. People are having sex so close to me. There is no sound-proofing here. I can hear always when they speak in normal voice. Also my other neighbours speaking. Usually can't get the content, but sometimes I hear every word clearly.
I've never even seen naked woman, while my younger NEET neighbour plays with pussy whenever he wants. I bet I have higher IQ than he has, he is kinda dumb.
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ended now
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again they are showering, officially it is not allowed (without very good reason like coming from dirty work during the night) after 22, not it is 00:02

Fuck them, I am going to go to shower myself soon also. But it disturbs my other neighbour more than this couple, unfortunately.
 
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I wish I had someone here with me sharing this experience. It is fucking unreal. People are having sex so close to me. There is no sound-proofing here. I can hear always when they speak in normal voice. Also my other neighbours speaking. Usually can't get the content, but sometimes I hear every word clearly.
I've never even seen naked woman, while my younger NEET neighbour plays with pussy whenever he wants. I bet I have higher IQ than he has, he is kinda dumb.
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ended now
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again they are showering, officially it is not allowed (without very good reason like coming from dirty work during the night) after 22, not it is 00:02

Fuck them, I am going to go to shower myself soon also. But it disturbs my other neighbour more than this couple, unfortunately.
i'm sorry you had to pass through this brutality brocel
 
Really hard to cope with this one
You are only 22. About that age I was not that bothered with it, I was more like excited. Now at wizard age (after decade of not hearing live sex at all) this is pure torture.
i'm sorry you had to pass through this brutality brocel
"had to pass"!!!, Scroll above, this is now a DAILY ORDEAL!
 
Do you live in a globohomo soypod?
 
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OH LORD, GIVE ME MERCY!!!

I DID NOT WRITE THAT SHE HAD NO ORGASM PROBABLY.

GUESS WHAT? NOW THE MAN IS GIVING HER ORAL SEX AND SOON AN ORGASM.
Do you live in a globohomo soypod?
What is that?

This is low-income neighbourhood, apartment building. I have neighbours above and below, left and right
 
You are only 22. About that age I was not that bothered with it, I was more like excited. Now at wizard age (after decade of not hearing live sex at all) this is pure torture.

"had to pass"!!!, Scroll above, this is now a DAILY ORDEAL!
I've never really had youth bro. Bullied by sociopathic thugs all my childhood, excluded and treated like shit all my teenage and college years, started balding at 16, brain issues and borderline Alzheimer's memory that makes me pretty much unable to think or experience reality well

I may be 22 but mentally i'm at least 65 from the shit i've been through and i've never had fun or felt young
 
What is that?

This is low-income neighbourhood, apartment building. I have neighbours above and below, left and right
This nigga doesn't know about the great reset and the world economic forum smh:feelsUgh:

It's pretty much what you just described.
 
Every time I hear neighbours fucking, the foid ususally giga moans and talks quite loudly. Brootal. I always get giga erect and want to slam through their door and join breeding her. :feelsdevil: I guess they do moan to get attention from other males, if it was in a jungle there would be dozens of other chads and brads with their cocks ready to pin her down and destroy her cervix.

Probably in your case your neighbors have a dead bedroom, as they specified the date on which the foid agrees to copulate, and she stays silent while the omicron betabuxxer tickles her wee wee with his tiny half-flaccid soy bean. :feelskek:
 
I've never really had youth bro. Bullied
Same, same

wtf kind of retarded rule is that?
It really can prevent from falling asleep, plumbing is really loud

This nigga doesn't know about the great reset and the world economic forum smh:feelsUgh:

It's pretty much what you just described.
I am not into low IQ conspiracies. I've read something about the great reset and followed live-streams from the WEM a few times. Every year I read what the Financial Times reports from Davos etc. etc.

I always get giga erect
That was me also, 15 years ago!!!

Probably in your case your neighbors have a dead bedroom
No, they clearly have very active bedroom. There has been a few weeks that I have not heard, but then also probably missed a few times, because was not at home or was asleep when they had sex. They have more active and less active periods like all couples.

as they specified the date on which the foid agrees to copulat
What? No

Also, he is not a betabuxxer!


I was about to write that the man got excited and erect for a second round, which would be first for me to hear from them, but it was a wrong alert/call. Or he was very quick in second round, which is not believable, since he takes considerable time to ejaculate in the first round already. They are sleeping now, I don't hear them speaking or taking steps above me. Now it is the time to play loud music to them!
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Please, link to YouTube music videos you want them to hear!
 
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Same, same


It really can prevent from falling asleep, plumbing is really loud


I am not into low IQ conspiracies. I've read something about the great reset and followed live-streams from the WEM a few times. Every year I read what the Financial Times reports from Davos etc. etc.


That was me also, 15 years ago!!!


No, they clearly have very active bedroom. There has been a few weeks that I have not heard, but then also probably missed a few times, because was not at home or was asleep when they had sex. They have more active and less active periods like all couples.


What? No

Also, he is not a betabuxxer!


I was about to write that the man got excited and erect for a second round, which would be first for me to hear from them, but it was a wrong alert/call. Or he was very quick in second round, which is not believable, since he takes considerable time to ejaculate in the first round already. They are sleeping now, I don't hear them speaking or taking steps above me. Now it is the time to play loud music to them!
The great reset and the shady world economic forum isn't even a conspiracy at this point. Remember, people also called operation mockingbird a conspiracy theory at some point.
 
Same, same


It really can prevent from falling asleep, plumbing is really loud


I am not into low IQ conspiracies. I've read something about the great reset and followed live-streams from the WEM a few times. Every year I read what the Financial Times reports from Davos etc. etc.


That was me also, 15 years ago!!!


No, they clearly have very active bedroom. There has been a few weeks that I have not heard, but then also probably missed a few times, because was not at home or was asleep when they had sex. They have more active and less active periods like all couples.


What? No

Also, he is not a betabuxxer!


I was about to write that the man got excited and erect for a second round, which would be first for me to hear from them, but it was a wrong alert/call. Or he was very quick in second round, which is not believable, since he takes considerable time to ejaculate in the first round already. They are sleeping now, I don't hear them speaking or taking steps above me. Now it is the time to play loud music to them!
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Please, link to YouTube music videos you want them to hear!

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Y6pnPyqQdM&ab_channel=Trash%E3%82%B4%E3%83%9F%E7%AE%B1
 
Whenever you hear them going at it, you should play the most obnoxious music you can think of at full volume, until they can hear it through the walls and are so distracted that they are unable to have sex.
 
I was pretty sure they won't have sex third day a row. I hear the man constantly speaking for hours whole night and into 2 AM. Maybe he was playing video-games and chatted with friends. Sounded like that.

They (or the other only) went to shower at 2:07 AM. That is always a bad omen and especially this late and when they already showered in the morning. Now I am in agony waiting what is going to happen.

I was too afraid and high-inhib last night to play music at all or even go to the shower at night myself! I wasn't noisy in any way, just submissive hit-taker without retaliating.
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No sex today. Maybe some kissing.
 
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It's coming... they have sex every fucking Sunday, mostly at sometime between 15:30 -17:30. Now they are a bit late. I've been nervously listening to their footsteps, talking and finally the showering, that is a sure sign at this time.

Yesterday evening 21-01 they may have had sex, but I was not listening then. If they have sex at non-night time, it is mostly on Sundays.
 
Go over thERe
 
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I want a girlfriend so desperately, I want to counter them and pay back in kind.
 
I know this causes you great distress due to your autism. Don't take this in a bad way lad, but the way you describe it is also unbearably hillarious at the same time. Ive spilled coffee out of my nose all over the monitor.
 
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