So I took a shit about a foot and a half long and it just wouldn't go down the poopie hole. It was in a horizontal position. I asked her what I should do since I'm apsie and I had no idea what to do. She started gagging when she saw my brown log in the shitter.
She went upstairs and came back down with a plastic knife, still gagging like crazy. She told me to cut it in half to make it go down. I cut it in half, which was very disgusting, and it went down.
Then I began wiping my ass, as you do, but then the water started rising. I called my mother in again and she started plunging the shitter. When she was done I told her to look at the shit covered plastic knife in the trash as a joke. After that she ran over to the sink and blew out chunks.
It was one of the funniest things that has happened all year.
She went upstairs and came back down with a plastic knife, still gagging like crazy. She told me to cut it in half to make it go down. I cut it in half, which was very disgusting, and it went down.
Then I began wiping my ass, as you do, but then the water started rising. I called my mother in again and she started plunging the shitter. When she was done I told her to look at the shit covered plastic knife in the trash as a joke. After that she ran over to the sink and blew out chunks.
It was one of the funniest things that has happened all year.
