RageFuel My mother "caught" me masturbating... again

[Understanding]

Obviously I was under my sheets and stopped right when she opened the door to deliver a pair of socks. I think she noticed because she said "oh god" before going in, although she is very bitter and say stuff like that because of the smell of my room (lots of mold, sadly), now I'm with my boner killed and my cope is gone. The exact same thing happened once before, and even if I know she probably is aware of it, the fact she is hiding it is pretty shameful, and now my dick can't get up again
Fuck that woman, I intend to move out after graduation in college. Everytime she walks in the corridor I want to break her legs like fucking twigs.

 

[Deleted member 20811]

Just lock your door theory

 

[Deleted member 27768]

My mom didn't let me wank so i want to kill her The fuck is wrong with you dude?
You need islam. Focus the hate on other foids, not your mom. Blame the pornstar that gave you a boner

 

[Deleted member 6214]

don't fap when you can hear her in the corridor

 

[Lookscel]

I wish she was more @Understanding of your situation

 

[ihaveno1]

Should’ve coomed in the bathroom

 

[AmIjustDreaming]

Just lock your door theory

 

[Babica Yaga]

Over for moldcels

 

[Justice Bao]

sounds like LARP. the mother of an incel should know that her sons faps (what else can he do) so she shouldnt enter the room without knocking

 

[Understanding]

Just lock your door theory

That way she would be even more suspicious. In fact, years ago she threw away the key of my room.

My mom didn't let me wank so i want to kill her The fuck is wrong with you dude?
You need islam. Focus the hate on other foids, not your mom. Blame the pornstar that gave you a boner

Go fuck yourself your religious coper. I hate my mother for a plethora of other reasons.

 

[Deleted member 24081]

Tales from the Coomer

 

[Understanding]

sounds like LARP. the mother of an incel should know that her sons faps (what else can he do) so she shouldnt enter the room without knocking

Nah, she is just THAT unaware.

Should’ve coomed in the bathroom

I can't cum in te bathroom, only in my sheets.
Don't know why. It just won't come out.

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

 

[joe_incel123]

Is the whore you call your "mum" hot?

 

[The Abyss]

Get a chain for your door & if she complains put the pressure back on her with why are you opposed, spying on me?

Sounds like an opening to brazzers ngl.

 

[Deleted member 22572]

I wish she was more @Understanding of your situation

It's @unsettling how cringey what you just did is. Maybe you should work on @your personality you stupid @nigger

 

[Deleted member 14805]

That way she would be even more suspicious. In fact, years ago she threw away the key of my room.

Wow, what a bitchy thing for your mom to do. She seriously doesn't want you to cope peacefully.

 

[Ecstasy]

CRINGE

 

[Understanding]

Is the whore you call your "mum" hot?

I don't call her "mom" because she disgusts me and I lost all my respect for her years ago.
And no, she is a black hambeast.

 

[Deleted member 26421]

Tell her “GTFO bitch”

 

[Neoginesu]

Just Stop Spilling Spunk, Dumbass.

 

[watcher]

Obviously I was under my sheets and stopped right when she opened the door to deliver a pair of socks. I think she noticed because she said "oh god" before going in

Sounds like the start of a porno ngl

 

[Caesercel]

Should’ve coomed in the bathroom

Cooming while standing is not that great

 

[WØLF]

Tell her “GTFO bitch”

 

[_wifebeater_]

Just lock your door theory

Brutal doorlockpill.

 

[RoboticSubHuman]

Just lock your door theory

 

[Tenshi]

there was a time when my parents would be at home most of the times and it was very irritating cause I couldn't fap so I get you

you need to improve your skills at hiding it, I basically only fap on the bathroom since it's the safest place

 

[KenshiroFistsX]

I wish she was more @Understanding of your situation

Wow...

 

[BITG]

Just lock your door theory

High IQ.

INB4 fuck your mom theory

 

[Emba]

That way she would be even more suspicious. In fact, years ago she threw away the key of my room.

Just replace the locking doorknob assembly bro. They arr - usually - cheap. It's so easy that a caveman with a screwdriver could do it.

 

[TheBasedCel]

just don't fap

 

[BlkPillPres]

Cooming while standing is not that great

What are you talking about, it often feels better than when sitting down, when you are sitting down you basically only feel it in your groin area, when you are standing you can feel your whole body shake from the orgasm, its way better

Or maybe that has more to do with the way I masturbate when standing, I don't so much jerk off my dick, more like fuck my hand JFL, legs are tired afterwards but it feels great, you should try it, its like tricking your body into thinking you are fucking, feels better than just jerking off

 

[Caesercel]

more like fuck my hand JFL

mogs me.
I have ED. my days of enjoying powerful orgasms are over

 

[BlkPillPres]

mogs me.
I have ED. my days of enjoying powerful orgasms are over

ED isn't permanent (well porn ED, that's what I'm assuming you have), just stop watching porn for a few months and take a Maca and Zinc supplement regularly

 

[Neggr]

Just lock your door theory

tfw no lock

 

[Speedloader]

Over for moldcels

 

[Caesercel]

ED isn't permanent (well porn ED, that's what I'm assuming you have), just stop watching porn for a few months and take a Maca and Zinc supplement regularly

I am not sure what kind it is. I will still take your advice. thanks

 

[Deleted member 20064]

Being a coomer gave me some terrible shameful moments. I'm doing my best to do no fap. It's already too late, but still, will do it before roping just for the lols.

 

[BlkPillPres]

tfw no lock

If it can't be locked its not a room lol, either way just masturbate in the bathroom, there was a point when we had moved and I didn't have a room, it was shared with a sibling, I'd just copy the porn over to my phone and masturbate in the bathroom, this isn't rocket science

 

[RollD20]

That is some real low inhib if you can do this while people are still in the house.

 

[WØLF]

That is some real low inhib if you can do this while people are still in the house.

I used to fap while people were in the same room

 

[FinnCel]

Gay

 

[Deleted member 4760]

JUST FUCKING LOL AT YOUR LIFE MATE

 

[RollD20]

I used to fap while people were in the same room

How did you hide ur coom

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

Just lock your door theory

:f eelskek: :f eelskek:

 

[Deleted member 8353]

That is some real low inhib if you can do this while people are still in the house.

Just fap when everybody else is asleep so you can relax tbh.

 

[metabuxx]

Should've locked the door.

 

[BlkPillPres]

Should've locked the door.

Why don't these guys just use the bathroom, they treat it like its some kind of forbidden zone

If you don't have a lock for your room, just use a room in which nobody questions why its locked

 

[metabuxx]

Why don't these guys just use the bathroom, they treat it like its some kind of forbidden zone

If you don't have a lock for your room, just use a room in which nobody questions why its locked

Maybe they like lying on the bed and jerking off instead of standing and jerking in the bathroom.

 

[BlkPillPres]

Maybe they like lying on the bed and jerking off instead of standing and jerking in the bathroom.

Its not really that bad at all though, in fact standing makes it feel better

Either way, if its the difference between being caught masturbating by a family member, or masturbating standing up, is it really much of a hard choice?