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It's Over …my mother calls him „Hobbit“…

Iamnothere000

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Recently I overhear my mother and one of her friends talk about our various politicians here in Germany. This friend of hers doesn’t know the names of our politicians so my mother uses nicknames for convenience sake.

She was talking about Armin Laschet, the guy who almost became our next Kanzler. This man is 1.72 meters (5.6 feet) tall.

Do you know what nickname she gave him? She called him the fucking “Hobbit” because of his short stature. Her friend immediately understood who she was referring to.

Do you know how tall I am? Just 2 cm taller.

It was over long before it was over.:feelsrope::feelsrope::feelsrope:
 
To be fair, he does remind me of Sam and Frodo.
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my parents always comment on manlets height in front of me as if im not one of them.
 
Recently I overhear my mother and one of her friends talk about our various politicians here in Germany. This friend of hers doesn’t know the names of our politicians so my mother uses nicknames for convenience sake.

She was talking about Armin Laschet, the guy who almost became our next Kanzler. This man is 1.72 meters (5.6 feet) tall.

Do you know what nickname she gave him? She called him the fucking “Hobbit” because of his short stature. Her friend immediately understood who she was referring to.

Do you know how tall I am? Just 2 cm taller.

It was over long before it was over.:feelsrope::feelsrope::feelsrope:
Being German and only 174cm is a fate worse than death!
 
Recently I overhear my mother and one of her friends talk about our various politicians here in Germany. This friend of hers doesn’t know the names of our politicians so my mother uses nicknames for convenience sake.

She was talking about Armin Laschet, the guy who almost became our next Kanzler. This man is 1.72 meters (5.6 feet) tall.

Do you know what nickname she gave him? She called him the fucking “Hobbit” because of his short stature. Her friend immediately understood who she was referring to.

Do you know how tall I am? Just 2 cm taller.

It was over long before it was over.:feelsrope::feelsrope::feelsrope:
Sorry
 
Being German and only 174cm is a fate worse than death!
At least if you're medium-height in a tall country you can migrate to another one. Still too late to relive your childhood without being treated as a subhuman though.
 
Stop mogging me!:smonk:
 

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