JFL My mom's advice on picking up foids in HS

[pedrolopezwasright]

I don't remember when and why it happened, but my mom asked me if I talk to girls in school. I replied, "No, why? How do you even approach them without being labeled as creep?". And she was like, "Just help them to carry something or open the door". JFL, like any foid would fall for this.
Her retarded advice just proves further that foids have no idea about dating. Men do everything for them. Otherwise, she wouldn't say something as stupid as that.

@Horatio NiggER bird @gymcellragefuel @Darth Aries

 

[Friezacel]

"Just help them to carry something or open the door"

Lmao, as i read this i bursted out in laughter in my room like a maniac. Thanks for the laugh, OP

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

like any foid would fall for this.

girls were on their guard for "too much attention" from guys since like 6th grade

it was already over

 

[Shaktiman]

Lmao, as i read this i bursted out in laughter in my room like a maniac. Thanks for the laugh, OP

 

[pedrolopezwasright]

Lmao, as i read this i bursted out in laughter in my room like a maniac. Thanks for the laugh, OP

Ur welcome JFL. Think shit is nearly how Safir pulls bitches, but there is one thing:

 

[kaijicel]

im gonna try opening a door tomorrow for a women, hopefully im gonna ascend

 

[Friezacel]

Ur welcome JFL. Think shit is nearly how Safir pulls bitches, but there is one thing:View attachment 1341041

How did you just come up with Safir

 

[pedrolopezwasright]

im gonna try opening a door tomorrow for a women, hopefully im gonna ascend

Tag me if they won't call the police on you

 

[THE TRUE SIGMA]

Just buy them a box of chocolates and give them some flowers bro

 

[pedrolopezwasright]

How did you just come up with Safir

Because this guy pulls women with 0 effort and in retarded ways like "opening the door for them". He is just too attractive for a creep

 

[Based NaziCel]

Never take dating “advices” from foids

 

[pedrolopezwasright]

Just buy them a box of chocolates and give them some flowers bro

As she would even touch them after me

 

[pedrolopezwasright]

Never take dating “advices” from foids

I know, just wanted to laugh

 

[Bang Chan]

Lmao, as i read this i bursted out in laughter in my room like a maniac. Thanks for the laugh, OP

Laughter is the best medicine.

 

[oldNgreycel]

She forgot to mention 'be a Chad'

 

[pedrolopezwasright]

She forgot to mention 'be a Chad'

 

[userrrr]

Never take dating “advices” from foids

Never take dating advices from anyone

 

[Grodd]

She forgot to mention 'be a Chad'

 

[Grodd]

Just carry a foids things for no reason theory

 

[Emba]

"Can I carry you're tampons for you?"

 

[ThisSongGoesVerHard]

Yeah just carrymaxx and opendoormaxx and they'll fall for you. They have no clue at all or aren't being honest, either way I think that the vast majority of women would 100% be incels if they were men.

 

[SilverBullet]

She forgot to mention 'be a Chad'

 

[TheCatMan]

"oh my God I can't believe you held the door open for me thank you so much! Would you like to go out sometime?"

 

[Horatio NiggER bird]

Lmao, as i read this i bursted out in laughter in my room like a maniac. Thanks for the laugh, OP

 

[pedrolopezwasright]

Yeah just carrymaxx and opendoormaxx and they'll fall for you. They have no clue at all or aren't being honest, either way I think that the vast majority of women would 100% be incels if they were men.

She just has no clue.

 

[pedrolopezwasright]

"oh my God I can't believe you held the door open for me thank you so much! Would you like to go out sometime?"

Said no one ever jfl

 

[Darth Aries]

JFL, if you tried that in reality, it would just be some cringe moment where you ask her if you could carry her stuff, and you would either stutter or be extremely nervous, then the foid would look at you awkwardly, decline your offer, and laugh about it to her friends later.

Let’s be real, being an incel in a school full of zoomers (if you are one), and then walking through the halls and carrying a foids books like a cuck in some hollywood fairytale movie, would just make others laugh at you.

That would be my response to her advice at least.

 

[Balding Subhuman]

Well women's advice actually makes sense. Think about it. When women think what would work as a dating advice, they are thinking what would work for Chad, and anything goes for him. Sub 5 men are so invisible to women, that they don't even see us or recognize us. So their advices are applicable only for Chads

 

[pedrolopezwasright]

Well women's advice actually makes sense. Think about it. When women think what would work as a dating advice, they are thinking what would work for Chad, and anything goes for him. Sub 5 men are so invisible to women, that they don't even see us or recognize us. So their advices are applicable only for Chads

Valid point