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JFL My mom walked in on me trying to kill a silverfish

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My bathroom has a silverfish infestation as I've mentioned in my previous threads, normally, these niggas crawl on my walls and I just kill them with my slipper, but this particular time, I was pissing and one of them fell off the wall before I could hit it, it was in a position on the floor where I couldn't hit it with my slipper so I finish pissing and grab deodorant again and sprayed it on the silverfish causing it to run around, I eventually stepped on it with my slipper, but I turn around to my mom staring at my retard behavior :feelskek: the bathroom door was open because I was trying to get more space to kill the silverfish.
 
thought u would get caught pissing on it
 
Explain to her that what you've done was extremely important, you're saving the household
 
TSD (total silverfish death) :feelsLightsaber:

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So you DO piss on silverfishes
technically i did it a few times because it fell in the toilet bowl and whenever I don't wear slippers I kill them with toilet paper and throw the paper in the toilet bowl then piss on it
 
technically i did it a few times because it fell in the toilet bowl and whenever I don't wear slippers I kill them with toilet paper and throw the paper in the toilet bowl then piss on it
brutal fate but deserved
 
I like to kill goldfish
 

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