SuicideFuel My mom thinks I'm a pedo

[TheTroonAnnihilator]

Im supposed to go to my big family Thanksgayving place and my mom told me, there's gonna be 12 year old girls there and don't ask them out wtf I'm actually offended she would even think that. Why would she think I would ask out a 12 yr old girl. No mom would say that to their son unless they think the son is a pedo how can I convince my mom im not a pedo this whole family thing is gonna suck 5 days of no PC, no sex dolls, no pizza rolls, I just wanna stay home

 

[supersoldier]

 

[tulasdanslos]

I would be more offended that she thought I would hit on family members, like she thinks I'm Muslim or sth.

 

[TheGrayWolf]

Can't you pretend you are

 

[pedrolopezwasright]

Record more conversations with her. Funny af

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

yeah they do that to low-status sons all the time
i remember being spied through a tiny window in my room's door, that was covered with a curtain btw, and somehow she saw me idly playing with my dick under heavy blankets while half asleep, and immediately started screaming out loud that we're going to go visit some relative later and that "your little cousin is going to be there" and shit. implying i am going to play with my dick in public and show it to relatives.

yeah, some real schizo shit goes down in shitty households like this, it's often beyond your wildest imagination, especially if you're a normie who was allowed to live a simple normal life

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

also you can't "just stay home", no one is allowed to simply "say no" to humiliation rituals lmao. get real for a minute. you either go nuclear or you bend the knee because you are still dependent on whoever is putting you through humiliation.

 

[Adolf Kitler]

 

[Regenerator]

I like 12 year old femoids too

 

[kaijicel]

I like 12 year old femoids too

 

[Scatius Deletus]

Another gem from @TheTroonAnnihilator

 

[TheProphetMuscle]

Fuck that cunt snd dont go

 

[Caesercel]

. Why would she think I would ask out a 12 yr old girl.

Idk you tell me

 

[Sergeant Kelly]

how can I convince my mom im not a pedo

There remains only one solution: you have to prove to your mom that you're into older women by having sex with her.

 

[TOP_5_KANGA]

Record more conversations with her. Funny af

This

 

[TheCatMan]

Well you did try to pick up a 10 year old.

 

[Da_Yunez]

I like 12 year old femoids too

this shit fucking glows

 

[Horatio NiggER bird]

Record more conversations with her. Funny af

 

[Emba]

She just told you that so you'd get some real

 

[BurntIvoryKingcel]

Fuck that cunt and dont go

 

[SuperKanga.Belgrade]

 

[Enigmaz]

Prove her wrong. Ask out the grandmas there.

 

[Grodd]

 

[ZaynShahar]

It's offensive, that she doesn't accept MAP people. Love is love.

 

[ingressive]

yeah they do that to low-status sons all the time
i remember being spied through a tiny window in my room's door, that was covered with a curtain btw, and somehow she saw me idly playing with my dick under heavy blankets while half asleep, and immediately started screaming out loud that we're going to go visit some relative later and that "your little cousin is going to be there" and shit. implying i am going to play with my dick in public and show it to relatives.

yeah, some real schizo shit goes down in shitty households like this, it's often beyond your wildest imagination, especially if you're a normie who was allowed to live a simple normal life

Women love to accuse low status/ugly/disabled or low tier in any way men that they're pedos, misogynists, rapists, perverts or whatever buzzword is trending at a given time period.
They love to further insult men at the bottom since it simultaneously satisfies their huge narcissistic egos while also emotionally hurts someone.

 

[chainmail]

Im supposed to go to my big family Thanksgayving place and my mom told me, there's gonna be 12 year old girls there and don't ask them out wtf I'm actually offended she would even think that. Why would she think I would ask out a 12 yr old girl. No mom would say that to their son unless they think the son is a pedo how can I convince my mom im not a pedo this whole family thing is gonna suck 5 days of no PC, no sex dolls, no pizza rolls, I just wanna stay home

i wouldnt be offeneded


12 is old enough they suck cock at that age