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It's Over My mom just asked me what I'm so obsessed with on my phone

Rice Cel

Rice Cel

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Yeah just checking out some social media

Some pictures

Chatting w friends

Respecting womyn :forcedsmile:
 
What are you gonna do when she finds out?
 
My phone broke so I can't browse and post here when I'm on the toilet :feelscry:
 
Don't tell her you're one on those incel terrorists
 
Tell her your girlfriends wont leave you alone, see if she believes you.
 
Tell her your girlfriends wont leave you alone, see if she believes you.
She'd probably say ok and try her hardest not to burst out laughing
 
My mom has no idea about any of this. I plan to keep it that way.

Not even my brother knows. I also plan to keep it that way.
 
My mom has no idea about any of this. I plan to keep it that way.

Not even my brother knows. I also plan to keep it that way.
Yeah realistically it would make things incredibly awkward if word got out
 
Rice foids are brutal

No kidding, at least she doesn't bullshit you "my son is so handsome" platitudes like most deluded parents do.
 
No kidding, at least she doesn't bullshit you "my son is so handsome" platitudes like most deluded parents do.
Very thankful for that
 
"Son, have you heard of those 'in-cells' ?
Those crazy misogynists all need to get locked up, don't you think ? "

How do you respond?
 
my mom knows i'm a fucked up ugly short virgin failure sperg, she wouldnt be suprised
 
"Son, have you heard of those 'in-cells' ?
Those crazy misogynists all need to get locked up, don't you think ? "

How do you respond?
Cocked Gun
 
"Son, have you heard of those 'in-cells' ?
Those crazy misogynists all need to get locked up, don't you think ? "

How do you respond?
I'm pretty lucky. My parents are blackpilled conservatives immigrants from Poland. They think western girls these days are sluts.

They don't know I'm an incel though.
 
Don't tell her you're one on those incel terrorists
LOL my god that was a good response. his mom would prolly call the cops on his ass since he is a danger to society & himself haha

he better not ever tell her the truth
 
Just show her the Law & Order episode.
 
"Son, have you heard of those 'in-cells' ?
Those crazy misogynists all need to get locked up, don't you think ? "

How do you respond?
"Yeah! They freak me out. I just keep to myself you know. Mmm Hmmmm. Yup. Yea. Mmm Hmmmm."
my usual response when she asks me those sort of questions. I had a pedo scare back a few years when I was in my 20s. She had asked what I thought of this teen girl. Thought she meant like if I would date her or something so I responded, "Yea I'd totally fuck her" to which my mom's eyes grew wide and big and she yelled
>WHHHHAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!??????????????????

Had to play it off like it was a joke. She told my dad. My dad told me to never joke like that all pedophiles should be shot and die. I just stood there in silence and agreed. Witholding information that they were fucking teen parents so why the fuck are they so shocked that teens fuck. I could have went savage on them but I didn't.
 
I'm browsing and posting on this site in front of my parents,they don't know English and have no idea about İncels etc.so..
 
I'm browsing and posting on this site in front of my parents,they don't know English and have no idea about İncels etc.so..
Legend
 
> phoneposter

LaughReally
 
This forum sucks on mobile, because of the porn ads. I hate that. It's very annoying on 4chan on nsfw boards.
 
Yeah just checking out some social media

Some pictures

Chatting w friends

Respecting womyn :forcedsmile:

1. Just download some crappy trending normie app game and play it every once in a while, when browsing keep it open, if she approaches swap to that app, make sure you are wearing headphones so she doesn't notice the sound just started playing.

2. Stop browsing the site on your phone, use a computer.
 

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