Serious my mom always says that i smell bad

[Ritalincel]

have a show your dirty weeb

 

[tehgymcel420]

Chad never showers and everyone says he smells great.

 

[Smallondick]

Just washing butt holes might not work for everyone, some people have really stinky shit and that shit fumes hang around with your body for hours even after you take your shit.

The best way is to reverse the digestive process like in some fruit bat species. OP needs to reverse his digestive tract, there are some ancient Indian yoga routines that can make you eat with your butt hole and shit with through your mouth. Once OP masters that particular art, he just needs to brush his teeth regularly after taking shit through his mouth. I assume OP is going to brush his teeth anyway.

Only eat less eggs, lactos and meats, this does feder releases many derived from sulfur, notgen by bacterial fermentation ... Semen also has compounds of cadaverine, and if not cleaned for a while will get pretty stinky.

 

[TheRealChincel]

Smellcels get no love from me.

 

[Smallondick]

Bad smell is typical of mammals, only reptilian, fish or insectoid.

 

[PotatoTomato]

disgusting
how can you go so long without showering?
what the fuck

 

[Deleted member 7573]

Smellcels get no love from me.

 

[Smallondick]

disgusting
how can you go so long without showering?
what the fuck

It will arrive at citizen's avatar level above.

 

[BoltzmanOscillate]

so does my dad, he always says my breath smells like shit...

Breath stank is hard to get rid off. I brush and ive flossed and ive used mouthwash but if you have some sort of internal problem then you are fucked. I think i might have tonsil stones but idk for sure.

 

[janoycresva]

Breath stank is hard to get rid off. I brush and ive flossed and ive used mouthwash but if you have some sort of internal problem then you are fucked. I think i might have tonsil stones but idk for sure.

i only brush my teeth at night thats why

 

[Humanfailure]

Legit happened to me. My father said he could smell death all the time. Turned out it was a medical condition that made my feet stink. Imagine being a twisted mess, Satan's finest ugly ogre demon and also smelling like a corpse in the sun. It's fucking over for rancidcels

 

[KingChemist]

Volcel. Didn't try showering.

 

[Michael15651]

Take a shower br0

 

[leftyincel]

first guy i knew to get a girlfriend smelled like ass 24/7

but yea try to take a shower, you will feel better
not hard to understand the struggle to do basic things

 

[BluePillsPoison]

I can't imagine myself not showering for a day, much less a month.

 

[ManletHalfCurry]

Brutal stinkpill

 

[JustNotBeingChad]

so does my dad, he always says my breath smells like shit...

Exactly me. No matter how much I brush my teeth. My dad is so rude about it. Like if it is my fault.
Plus I don't like to take showers ofter because it's fucking freezing! Sure hot water helps but the time after getting dressed is cold as fuck for like a good 40 min.

 

[Deleted member 4159]

i guess it is true because i havent had a shower since november but why does she bring that up

Because she has to smell your disgusting odor.

 

[Involuntarily]

i only brush my teeth at night thats why

You have a water flosser? Those help a lot.

 

[BoltzmanOscillate]

i only brush my teeth at night thats why

Congrats you were featured on inceltears btw

 

[janoycresva]

Congrats you were featured on inceltears btw

really? what post?

 

[UKTroglodyte86]

Exactly me. No matter how much I brush my teeth. My dad is so rude about it. Like if it is my fault.
Plus I don't like to take showers ofter because it's fucking freezing! Sure hot water helps but the time after getting dressed is cold as fuck for like a good 40 min.

Used to get told the same thing despite brushing twice a day, try brushing your tongue and getting a scraper.

 

[grayjedi90]

jeez how hard can it be shower ever two or three days and youre fine, brush your teeth and you are done...

 

[StaroRavager]

When "just take a shower bro" is legit advice