Serious my mom always says that i smell bad

[torujo]

i guess it is true because i havent had a shower since november but why does she bring that up

 

[janoycresva]

so does my dad, he always says my breath smells like shit...

 

[chicel]

look I dont want to impose on your life but she probably is giving you some decent advice.

 

[Insomniac]

Take a shower bro.

 

[Deleted member 60]

she means ur ugly

 

[Reddit_is_for_cucks]

Just shower bro!

 

[Deleted member 14805]

I can't imagine myself not showering for a day, much less a month.

 

[Cuyen]

she means ur ugly

 

[Ritalincel]

bro thats festy

 

[Involuntarily]

I can't imagine myself not showering for a day, much less a month.

In the winter its easier since I don't sweat.
@Cuyen
High IQ post.

 

[Total Imbecile]

My parents are like that too, but I dont give a shit, showering is pointless if Im not going outside

 

[Cuyen]

My parents are like that too, but I dont give a shit, showering is pointless if Im not going outside

exactly

 

[chicel]

My parents are like that too, but I dont give a shit, showering is pointless if Im not going outside

There are health implications but hey, I'm not here to tell you how to LDAR.

 

[ICanOnlyFapToBDSM]

you need to wash your butthole so you dont stink like butt

 

[Total Imbecile]

There are health implications but hey, I'm not here to tell you how to LDAR.

There are no health implications, most animals dont shower, yeah you smell bad but you wont die or get sick or anything

you need to wash your butthole so you dont stink like butt

Just learn to wipe properly

 

[Swiswis]

my mom told me this since last month too

but in my case, l really dont shower as l used to do before

and she noticed l had the same Tshirt for 10 days....

 

[chicel]

There are no health implications, most animals dont shower, yeah you smell bad but you wont die or get sick or anything

There are species that spend entire days grooming themselves or each other.

 

[Ritalincel]

There are health implications but hey, I'm not here to tell you how to LDAR.

There are no health implications, most animals dont shower, yeah you smell bad but you wont die or get sick or anything

Brutal stinkpill

 

[Insomniac]

you need to wash your butthole so you dont stink like butt

Thoughts @chudur-budur?

 

[shibo]

November??? my god bruh its nearly january

 

[Deleted member 14866]

just take a shower bro

 

[rahultmnt]

then take a shower .. wtf

 

[Involuntarily]

There are no health implications, most animals dont shower, yeah you smell bad but you wont die or get sick or anything

Your skin does get worse. You wonder why you are incel? Even cleancels are telling you to shower like once a while.

 

[Deleted member 60]

I can't imagine myself not showering for a day, much less a month.

 

[0764]

Honestly I can’t go more than 2 days without showering but you do you

 

[Emergency Manual]

I hope the Neo-Nazis purge your genetics.

 

[Inceldo]

My mum always said this about my room no matter how thoroughly i cleaned it. Then I realised it was because of my cum T shirt. Who knew cum was this potent

 

[chudur-budur]

you need to wash your butthole so you dont stink like butt

Thoughts @chudur-budur?

Just washing butt holes might not work for everyone, some people have really stinky shit and that shit fumes hang around with your body for hours even after you take your shit.

The best way is to reverse the digestive process like in some fruit bat species. OP needs to reverse his digestive tract, there are some ancient Indian yoga routines that can make you eat with your butt hole and shit with through your mouth. Once OP masters that particular art, he just needs to brush his teeth regularly after taking shit through his mouth. I assume OP is going to brush his teeth anyway.

 

[NorthAfricanIncel]

it's over for bodyodorcels

 

[Kobecel]

then take a shower .. wtf

Take a shower bro.

Just shower bro!

just take a shower bro

 

[Ritalincel]

you eat with your butt hole and shit with through your mouth

> south park

 

[germancel123]

i guess it is true because i havent had a shower since november but why does she bring that up

Fucking disgusting

 

[EthnicelNL]

Over for stinkcels. Literally just take a shower bro

I can't imagine myself not showering for a day, much less a month.

 

[Deleted member 15752]

Take a shower bro

 

[Supreme being]

yea me too

 

[Murdoch89]

I'm going to take a shower today for the 1st time this month

 

[EthnicelNL]

I'm going to take a shower today for the 1st time this month

Take a good whiff off your asscrack

 

[Zod]

so does my dad, he always says my breath smells like shit...

Schedule a surgery to take your tonsils out

 

[happiless]

but why does she bring that up

because you smell bad

 

[Murdoch89]

Take a good whiff off your asscrack

Smells good tbh

 

[janoycresva]

Schedule a surgery to take your tonsils out

lolz

 

[Haywire]

i know i do.

 

[Deleted member 6470]

Do you think your mother would say that to your sister ?
I let you think about it buddy boyo.

 

[JustinSane]

You bedroom probably smells like dirty underwear and corn chips.

 

[Deleted member 1983]

have a show your dirty weeb

 

[IHateMySelf]

WTF??


Take a fucking shower,boyo.

 

[quinn24]

you should shower every 3-5 days

 

[Marquis de Sade]

Probably cause you're a smelly bastard an she cannae put up with u. I don't know what is gained by smelling like a jakie

 

[nice_try]

Of course you stink like rotting feces if you haven't showered since november.

 

[Remyx]

When "just take a shower bro" is legit advice