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My manlet best friend STILL HASNT FUCKED HIS GF OF 2 YEARS! (FINAL UPDATE, CAUSE HE CLEARLY NEVER WILL KEK)

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I hope there are still some of you out there that remember me posting about this manlet friend of mine who hadn’t fucked his gf who he had been with for like a year at that point. Well, recently, they hit the 2 year mark for their relationship. I decided to just fucking ask him if they fuck, and he straight up told me that they haven’t done anything other than kiss, JUST AS I SUSPECTED.

His coping excuses are that she’s “innocent” (she’s is like 19) and he apparently doesn’t have the place or time to do it (BS LIES he has his own place).

I’m honestly really surprised he admitted it to me. I told him it needs to happen ASAP or she will lose all respect for him (she definitely already has though).

He clearly will NEVER ascend. It’s truly over for him. Maybe I can ascend with my church maxxing operation that I’m coming up with. I’ll make a post on it.
 
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lol at normies “girlfriends”
 
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I hope there are still some of you out there that remember me posting about this manlet friend of mine who hadn’t fucked his gf who he had been with for like a year at that point. Well, recently, they hit the 2 year mark for their relationship. I decided to just fucking ask him if they fuck, and he straight up told me that they haven’t done anything other than kiss, JUST AS I SUSPECTED.

His coping excuses are that she’s “innocent” (she’s is like 19) and he apparently doesn’t have the place or time to do it (BS LIES he has his own place).

I’m honestly really surprised he admitted it to me. I told him it needs to happen ASAP or she will lose all respect for him (she definitely already has though).

He clearly will NEVER ascend. It’s truly over for him. Maybe I can ascend with my church maxxing operation that I’m coming up with. I’ll make a post on it.
what height is he and how tall is his gf? she is definitely cucking him with tall guys
 
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How is that a gf then? I’m a desperate incel and would have broken up with her by now. Normies :feelsugh:
 
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what height is he and how tall is his gf? she is definitely cucking him with tall guys
He is 5’3, she is 5’1. Both goblins.
 
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she's sucking chad cock while he's coping and betabuxxing her
 
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How is that a gf then? I’m a desperate incel and would have broken up with her by now. Normies :feelsugh:
JFL that’s exactly what someone else replied on my other update posts I made about a year ago. I remember someone saying “just fucking LOL at having a pre school level relationship” KEK
lol at normies “girlfriends”
:blackpill::feelshaha:
 
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I hope there are still some of you out there that remember me posting about this manlet friend of mine who hadn’t fucked his gf who he had been with for like a year at that point. Well, recently, they hit the 2 year mark for their relationship. I decided to just fucking ask him if they fuck, and he straight up told me that they haven’t done anything other than kiss, JUST AS I SUSPECTED.

His coping excuses are that she’s “innocent” (she’s is like 19) and he apparently doesn’t have the place or time to do it (BS LIES he has his own place).

I’m honestly really surprised he admitted it to me. I told him it needs to happen ASAP or she will lose all respect for him (she definitely already has though).

He clearly will NEVER ascend. It’s truly over for him. Maybe I can ascend with my church maxxing operation that I’m coming up with. I’ll make a post on it.
Tell him to escortcel. :feelsUgh:
 
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sad conclusion to the saga
 
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sad conclusion to the saga
It’s essentially the same future as us, except he can LARP as a Norman because he technically has a gf (depending on how you define gf)
 
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he's considered a normie at 5'3? where do u live op?
 
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What country is this?
 
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he's considered a normie at 5'3? where do u live op?

He must mean normie face or that he's neurotypical and shit.

But yeah, 5'3" is turbomanlet everywhere, and even in a place like China it's still a manlet. Over.
 
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Damn pathetic
 
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Couple goals, tbh. Sex is sin.
 
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meanwhile chad creampies on the first date. gaslighting whores and anyone above a 7 should face the proper divine punishment to balance the scales
 
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He’s probaly just getting used for his money.
 
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Kek good point, I live in US
But dude you know the trick

Why you haven´t told him about it yet?
 
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It’s essentially the same future as us, except he can LARP as a Norman because he technically has a gf (depending on how you define gf)
He doesn't have a GF, she has a betaxbuxx provider, could you just stop talking about this guy lol.

You'll never get me to believe this story is true.
 
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I hope there are still some of you out there that remember me posting about this manlet friend of mine who hadn’t fucked his gf who he had been with for like a year at that point. Well, recently, they hit the 2 year mark for their relationship. I decided to just fucking ask him if they fuck, and he straight up told me that they haven’t done anything other than kiss, JUST AS I SUSPECTED.

His coping excuses are that she’s “innocent” (she’s is like 19) and he apparently doesn’t have the place or time to do it (BS LIES he has his own place).

I’m honestly really surprised he admitted it to me. I told him it needs to happen ASAP or she will lose all respect for him (she definitely already has though).

He clearly will NEVER ascend. It’s truly over for him. Maybe I can ascend with my church maxxing operation that I’m coming up with. I’ll make a post on it.
No way bro :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:.

I remember reading this shit as it was 7 month relationship, your friend is beyond saving now.

If he is this stupid he kinda deserve it tbh ngl.
 
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he is her paypig sir
 
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he's considered a normie at 5'3? where do u live op?
Normie is anyone who is not blackpilled, guy is a manlet yes but he is still a normie. Perhaps you can call him a "normiecel", I believe a normiecel is someone who fits the physical description of an incel (bad height or sub-5 face) but still isn't blackpilled enough to realize that he is an incel.
 
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Where's his self respect
 
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A chick will sleep with a dude that she does not love
But she will never love a dude that she is not sleeping with
Over for him
 
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@Vermilioncore is OP talking about you?

@Dregster666 sounds like vermilioncore :feelswhere:
OP’s friend is a cuck. I’m not a cuck, I’m not a Chad, I’m not anything other than a broken incel, so believe it or not, have it your way:feelsjuice:
 
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@Vermilioncore is OP talking about you?

@Dregster666 sounds like vermilioncore :feelswhere:
It could very well be him given his cuckold fetish :society:

OP’s friend is a cuck. I’m not a cuck, I’m not a Chad, I’m not anything other than a broken incel, so believe it or not, have it your way:feelsjuice:
Is this your confession that you had sex :feelswhere:

You are a bonafide cuck if you continue to imply that you are an "incel" after bragging about having a girlfriend for 2 yrs :feelstastyman:
 
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my high tier normie friend who ghosted me had a 'gf' in hs that he hasn't fucked in 5 years :ahegao:
 
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At 5'3" frankly he's lucky to be allowed to exist near a female and I think he realizes that lol.
I've seen similar stories in the past and they always end with the foid going on vacation or something and being quickly railed by some wandering Chad.
 
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Meanwhile chad has sex on the first date
At 5'3" frankly he's lucky to be allowed to exist near a female and I think he realizes that lol.
I've seen similar stories in the past and they always end with the foid going on vacation or something and being quickly railed by some wandering Chad.
Luck has nothing to do with it, 100% she is exploiting him for resources
 
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He doesn't have a GF, she has a betaxbuxx provider, could you just stop talking about this guy lol.

You'll never get me to believe this story is true.
:feelshaha::feelshaha:
You know u love these updates deep down :forcedsmile::forcedsmile::lul::lul:
No way bro :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:.

I remember reading this shit as it was 7 month relationship, your friend is beyond saving now.

If he is this stupid he kinda deserve it tbh ngl.
Jfl yeah, I think that was my first post on this. This will probably be the last one, unless he finally manages to ascend.

Will the saga of my manlet friend trying to ascend with his “gf” continue? Stay tuned to find out.
 
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It's over for him, sorry to hear your friend is in that state
 
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I hope there are still some of you out there that remember me posting about this manlet friend of mine who hadn’t fucked his gf who he had been with for like a year at that point. Well, recently, they hit the 2 year mark for their relationship. I decided to just fucking ask him if they fuck, and he straight up told me that they haven’t done anything other than kiss, JUST AS I SUSPECTED.

His coping excuses are that she’s “innocent” (she’s is like 19) and he apparently doesn’t have the place or time to do it (BS LIES he has his own place).

I’m honestly really surprised he admitted it to me. I told him it needs to happen ASAP or she will lose all respect for him (she definitely already has though).

He clearly will NEVER ascend. It’s truly over for him. Maybe I can ascend with my church maxxing operation that I’m coming up with. I’ll make a post on it.
I have a weird question. Is he Mexican?
 
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She's sucking tallfag cock behind his back
 
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He's wasting his time and his heart on someone who has no sexual attraction to him.
 
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Meanwhile Chad gets random foids to go to his place to have sex on command.
 
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Honestly, if she was kissing him, then the only reason they never fucked is because he was a pussy wimp who never escalated it into sex. Any girl that allows you to kiss her is obviously not disgusted by your touch.
 
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A girlfriend of 2 years he hasn't had sex with? She's not his girlfriend then tbh.
 
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muahaha if i was there i would wait till she was alone n get her number give her my address get hers n try to clap the next day:ahegao::ahegao::ahegao:
5'1 should b easy for 5'10'' curry guy right?
INB4 racist cunt enslaved beanercels come in telling me to fuck off pajeet lol:smonk:
 

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