My homeless heroin addict uncle has had 3 kids with 3 different moms and fucks every single girl he cold approaches

[Zuckuccius]

White, 5ft10, brown hair, blue eyes, tan skin.

Homeless/lives at mommys house, heroin and crack addict.


He's had 3 different kids with 3 different moms.


He meets them, moves into their house, basically gets betabuxxed by them, they try muh fix him, they have a kid, then he cheats, then they split up


We went on holiday to a caravan park by the ocean with him and his pregnant girlfriend


He went with me to the local convenience store, and i watched him steal some shit, then he asked the girl shopkeeper for her number and told me not to tell anyone.


Then on the night, he took me to the local pub and left his pregnant gf at the caravan with our family


He larped wanted to go pub with me, but in reality he was meeting that foid there and left me alone at the pub


Then he fucked her in the bush on the evening.


Then a few days later she found out he had a girlfriend, and came down to the caravan crying

Then my mom had to stop her and get her to fuck off so my uncles pregnant girlfriend didn't see her.



Also his other gf was a barmaid he cold approached.


Guy is insane.


Literally just be born an ideal pheno and average height, be a worthless drug addict, and every girl he meets falls in love with him immediately


And gets them all pregnant, gets betabuxxed, and cheats on them all





Meanwhile a good hard working loyal guy like me can't even get laid once because of my ugly face and undesirable pheno


It's honestly fucking over.


Looks >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

 

[incelerated]

water

 

[SuperKanga.Belgrade]

 

[RandomGuy]

Meanwhile a good hard working loyal guy like me can't even get laid once because of my ugly face and undesirable pheno


It's honestly fucking over.

 

[Regressive]

@foid-1515 thots

 

[Kimchicel]

Just be 5'10 crackhead with good looking face. It's that easy.

 

[Sergeant Kelly]

Ubermensch and perfect future of the species according to people who justify foids mate selection with eugenics btw.
Like, I can't with these retards sometimes, you know how in "Alien" there was this scene where partially destroyed synth was describing to the crew what the alien is?
This is how these morons would react if you described to them life and times of your mentally insane drug addict uncle:


"A perfect organism"

 

[Emba]

Smack my bitch up

 

[underballer]

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