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Based MY GIRLFRIEND REQUIREMENTS LIST

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THIS is a list of my requirements/standards for a girlfriend. There may be some room for improvement, editing or critique. This should not 100% be taken at face value for what i think in the future. All things said here are subject to (potential) change

My requirements:
have decent or better personality
have decent or better mental health
you being religious is fine, but don't think you'll convince me to join your religion
have an IQ to where you can at least consent to sex, and understand that we are infact Dating
have decent or better hygiene
I would prefer for you to have a job and car, but ultimately i could care less
if you are a CASUAL drinker, smoker or drug user, then i'll have to think on it. If you are an addict or dealer, then it's an automatic NO
Don’t act like a degenerate. Obviously “degeneracy” depends on people’s own views, but just be a somewhat respectable person.
be loyal
genuinely love me

ok, so for looks:
i could care less how "ugly" you are at this point
i'll date any race (but i'm only down for having kids with a white woman)
i have no weird feelings towards dating a super short girl, or dating a super tall girl
if you have any physical disabilities like missing arm(s) or maybe a leg(s) or being paralyzed, i am fine with that
if you have any facial deformities that is fine as well
if you are deaf, mute or blind, as long as we can communicate our love in some way then i am fine
as for your vagina, i prefer innies, but *some* flaps is acceptable
for body hair, i personally really find bushes attractive, and armpit hair is fine too. TBH some light fuzz on your legs, arms, stomach or even ass is fine. Hairy asshole is fine too. Hairy breasts/nipples or hairy face is where i am unsure, but i could make an exception
I’m fine with tattoos or piercings as long as they are in good taste, but if they get too excessive in either style or quantity, i may have to step back and think on it.
I don’t really care for how you dress, AS LONG as you don’t dress like a slut/hooker/stripper when we go out in public.
If you dye your hair, natural colors are completely fine. But unnatural rainbow like colors are a little out of my taste. Once again, i’ll have to think on it.
as for your body fat, i can go from anorexic to BBW size to what i find attractive.

Middle bit:
as for your age, i'll require that you MUST at least be the legal age in the country we are in
I'm not going to lie, i would DEFINITELY prefer a woman in my own age range
As for your political views, i'm fine with whatever you believe, but if you are constantly shoving it in my face, or telling me how my views are wrong, then it's a no
once again, if you are religious, that's fine. But if your religion does not allow you to date outside of it, or forces you to wait till marriage for sex, then i will respect your religion, and not date you.
If you want to have children with me, i am only willing to have children with a white woman.
If you want to adopt, that's a no
If you already have a child, or multiple children, then that's a NO instantly.
If you've ever posted your nudes online, or sent them to another person, then that's a no
I'd PREFER you to be sexually submissive in bed, but snu snu might not be too bad
If you are interested in pegging me, then INSTANT NO

As for your virginity/past relationship status:
If you've slept with more than 2 men, then it's a no
I'm not going to deny that i would *prefer* a virgin, but as said above, 2 men or less is *ok*
If you have ANY forms of STDs or STIs or ANY thing that you can transmit to me, then it's probably THE BIG NO (but i'll have to think about it)

Tell me your thoughts
 
You will be told you have too high standards even with these standards
 
the girl who fits ur requirements is getting pounced by chad
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I would prefer for you to have a job and car

Another driver licence pill. By the way, why do you prefer a female with a car? That is fucking cucked. I prefer a female with no car and no driver licence, otherwise she would destroy me. She also needs to earn less than me or have no job at all.
 
Mine are:
Be a biological and 'social' female. Me having to specify that is.. worrying.
Take care of yourself by showering and putting on a little bit of makeup if it looks good.
Don't be a complete slut or be one in the past.
Have a pleasant personality.
 
Those "think about it" makes me laugh like you would say no.
You are coping big time OP.
 
The only requirements you should have:
Virgin
Looksmatch
Racematch


Everything else is cope
 
Impossible requirements
If you're not a deformitycel or a mentalcel its pretty fine standards. At the moment. The hardest of the 3 will be racematch tho. That's gonna require the most maxxing.
 
I'm so hideous that I probably couldn't even get hard to my looksmatch
 
My looksmatch would get turned off as soon as I walk near her. I am a walking abortion.
 
You have better chance to have a nice haircut.
 

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