My genuine advice on how to ascend

[CEO of beta eyes]

FAKECEL WHY DID YOU CLICK ON THIS?
YOU STILL HAVE HOPE?

 

[Paladin]

just have sex

 

[FastBlast]

Actual advice for how to ascend:

 

[AtrociousCitizen]

The best way to ascend is taking 100 cold showers every morning

 

[BurntIvoryKingcel]

View: https://youtu.be/XQpFtgAltOs?si=j2NWGeD2OovA4-d2&t=91

 

[InternalJizzz]

no sir, it’s over. over.

 

[TheAbsoluteMaximum]

Shower and work on your personality, teehee.

 

[BurntIvoryKingcel]

The best way to ascend is taking 100 cold showers every morning

DONT FORGET TO PRACTICE SEMEN RETENTION! EVERY DROP OF SPERM WILL ADD TO UR CHARISMA U CAN'T LOSE THEM!!!!
Of course, wet dreams don't count ; )

 

[Krobus]

DONT FORGET TO PRACTICE SEMEN RETENTION! EVERY DROP OF SPERM WILL ADD TO UR CHARISMA U CAN'T LOSE THEM!!!!
Of course, wet dreams don't count ; )

Except redpillers say wet dreams do count

 

[Grodd]

The best way to ascend is taking 100 cold showers every morning

 

[Grodd]

You cannot ascend

 

[Friezacel]

This is the equivalent of a toilet wearing revealing clothes and then complain that everyone stares at her

 

[MattTheFramecel]

No chance to ascend for that face of mine

 

[Ibrahim997]

Actual advice for how to ascend:

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