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Neet Maestro
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God really fucking hated me when making me
My mom has a round mongoloid head, average slav(e), my dad is tall, has super good bone stracture and a chad rectange-square head
I am not kidding when I tell you if I got my dad's head, bone stracture and my mom's pale skin and colored eyes I would be above a chadlite, but chad-lite at the very least
That's how good my dad's genes are (except for dark eyes and not-so-white skin but that's why getting my mom's lighter features would be extremely good mashup)
But God was like:
>gives moms mongoloid head and super thin hair
>gives dads darker features
>gives mostly mom's antiatheletic subhuman body
I only got lucky to get 6 foot thanks to my dad(tho my dad is 6'3) but it's considered average now + my grandpa on my dad's side was 2 meters tall (not lying) so i still missed on a lot of height
And I got a lot of my mom's body genetics, and she has really anti-athletic genes, by 50 I won't be able to walk properly for sure, my mom is on her early 40s and performs like an 70yo, seriously, can't go on walks for more than 10 minutes or she ultra exhausts (she's not even fat lmao) and has wrinkly asf skin
Why? JUST FUCKING WHY
JUST GIVE ME MY DAD'S CHAD BONE STRACTURE FOR FUCKS SAKE AT THE VERY LEAST, WHY WOULD GOD DO THIS
My dad's genetics seriously are a hackcode to being a chad, for fucks sake man I am so depressed I didn't get his bone stracture or at the very least his thick hair and elite body genes
What is your genetic mashup like?
My mom has a round mongoloid head, average slav(e), my dad is tall, has super good bone stracture and a chad rectange-square head
I am not kidding when I tell you if I got my dad's head, bone stracture and my mom's pale skin and colored eyes I would be above a chadlite, but chad-lite at the very least
That's how good my dad's genes are (except for dark eyes and not-so-white skin but that's why getting my mom's lighter features would be extremely good mashup)
But God was like:
>gives moms mongoloid head and super thin hair
>gives dads darker features
>gives mostly mom's antiatheletic subhuman body
I only got lucky to get 6 foot thanks to my dad(tho my dad is 6'3) but it's considered average now + my grandpa on my dad's side was 2 meters tall (not lying) so i still missed on a lot of height
And I got a lot of my mom's body genetics, and she has really anti-athletic genes, by 50 I won't be able to walk properly for sure, my mom is on her early 40s and performs like an 70yo, seriously, can't go on walks for more than 10 minutes or she ultra exhausts (she's not even fat lmao) and has wrinkly asf skin
Why? JUST FUCKING WHY
JUST GIVE ME MY DAD'S CHAD BONE STRACTURE FOR FUCKS SAKE AT THE VERY LEAST, WHY WOULD GOD DO THIS
My dad's genetics seriously are a hackcode to being a chad, for fucks sake man I am so depressed I didn't get his bone stracture or at the very least his thick hair and elite body genes
What is your genetic mashup like?
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