Story My First Time Escort

[npcel]

Hey brocels...

I asked this forum several weeks ago if I should escort and most of you said yes. ( Wanted to to this anyway)

Once again: I'm 31 and never had anything sexual with anybody.

So i started searching online. After some tries I had one which wrote me back and seemed nice overall . Slim / not too old etc... So i Set a date for this Saturday and oh shit I had the worst stomach ache and stuff I always get because of social stuff. But I said to myself i have to do this.. for my sanity or insanity as this does not matter.

So the time came and she wrote me her address and I drove there.After some back and forth I'm finally at her door and she opens and is already naked.. lol.
As i said her body was nice slim, small tits and good face. So i had to get naked too in the bathroom and surpisingly I didnt feel ashamed ( gymmaxing for half a year now) walking to her. We were on her couch and well "started". She had to laugh some times because of my strange behavior and stuff. I told i never did this before and she kind of surprised.

Well after like 1 hour of different tryings and blowjobs ( this without condom) and me not really able to perform well I couldnt get off.. she said I should wank myself of and she licks my balls etc... but it just wouldnt work so we stopped.

Overall the experience with her was very nice. but it didnt feel like .. super exciting or anything and felt unreal while doing it. Maybe I need some time to comprehend..........

Think i will try with some different escorts again.. Germany is Escort heaven anyway...but for now I dont know how to feel....

 

[radishman]

Do you feel like a cuck for giving money to a whore? Or would have preferred to go your entire life without experiencing this? A lot on this forum seem to prefer the second. Do what you gotta do. Try giving up porn for a while and see if that helps performance. I saw about numerous escorts in my life and always had issues with ED, so I don't bother anymore.

Sounds like a decent experience. No bullshit since she was naked right away. Always preferred outcalls though.

 

[PPEcel]

Ball licking? Lucky you, not every escort does that.

Yeah, this is normal. Sometimes you just don't coom; maybe you're tired, or nervous.

I'm surprised that she was surprised when you told her you were a virgin. You can't be that ugly, then.

 

[Deleted member 19971]

Gay.

 

[FrothySolutions]

Once again: I'm 31 and never had anything sexual with anybody.

Shit, I really don't wanna see an escort. But seeing an escort seems to be what most oldcels end up doing eventually. The odds are against me.

 

[npcel]

Do you feel like a cuck for giving money to a whore?

No not really. I'm working for a decade now and have no big expenses because of incel life so this not really much.

Ball licking? Lucky you, not every escort does that.

Yeah, this is normal. Sometimes you just don't coom; maybe you're tired, or nervous.

I'm surprised that she was surprised when you told her you were a virgin. You can't be that ugly, then.

I wanked like 8 hours before and was afraid of cooming right when she touches my cock..

She also didnt say i look good so there's that

 

[Cybersex is our hope]

Overall the experience with her was very nice. but it didnt feel like .. super exciting or anything and felt unreal while doing it.

Can totally relate. I paid for fetish stuff and i also got drunk before visiting her. It felt unreal as fuck lol
It's maybe because after years of being considered like a trash bin by the average becky now you Can't overcome the shocking experience of having easy access to a top tier foid

 

[Blacktarpill]

Shit, I really don't wanna see an escort. But seeing an escort seems to be what most oldcels end up doing eventually. The odds are against me.

Are you a virgin at that age? I think i would try having sex with an escort at that age.

 

[cryptic__egg]

This makes me realize that I wouldn't really know what to do for sex. Once a female is standing there naked what the fuck are you supposed to do? Your dick doesn't just teleport inside here, there's clearly some kind of action for buildup, but I have no clue how it works.

 

[Cybersex is our hope]

So i started searching online. After some tries I had one which wrote me back and seemed nice overall . Slim / not too old etc... So i Set a date for this Saturday and oh shit I had the worst stomach ache and stuff I always get because of social stuff. But I said to myself i have to do this.. for my sanity or insanity as this does not matter

Also this. Fucking totally relate. A foid answering to You and accepting to give you sex without it being some internet scam lol

 

[Stalin]

I'm surprised that she was surprised when you told her you were a virgin. You can't be that ugly, then.

Yes, lifefuel for you, OP.

 

[grondilu]

It took me a few attempts to be able to ejaculate with a hooker.

The first success was with a hand job. I was younger than you but not much.

It is, I believe, to be expected that you will not always be fully aroused. It depends not only on the aesthetics of the girl, but also on her behavior. It doesn't take much to kill the mood.

You are lucky to live in Germany, I envy you.

 

[Stalin]

This makes me realize that I wouldn't really know what to do for sex. Once a female is standing there naked what the fuck are you supposed to do? Your dick doesn't just teleport inside here, there's clearly some kind of action for buildup, but I have no clue how it works.

Thats why one can start with massage + happy ending, not s.x.

 

[cryptic__egg]

Thats why one can start with massage + happy ending, not s.x.

Good point, but then I feel like I'd paying too much money

 

[Ellsworth]

Good job and don’t listen to those calling you a cuck. A cuck is a guy who gives a woman money for nothing in return. Exchanging money for sex is based.

 

[grondilu]

This makes me realize that I wouldn't really know what to do for sex. Once a female is standing there naked what the fuck are you supposed to do? Your dick doesn't just teleport inside here, there's clearly some kind of action for buildup, but I have no clue how it works.

What the hell am I even reading ? Jeez are you for real ?

You put your hands on her ass, tits, thighs and so on. The rest comes naturally, you idiot.

 

[npcel]

This makes me realize that I wouldn't really know what to do for sex. Once a female is standing there naked what the fuck are you supposed to do? Your dick doesn't just teleport inside here, there's clearly some kind of action for buildup, but I have no clue how it works.

Man I was laying there and she just started.. I told her to take the initiative... Oh yea i forgot we stopped and she wanted to massage me first to break the ice or whatever.. little did she know there was nothing to break or set free .

It took me a few attempts to be able to ejaculate with a hooker.

You are lucky to live in Germany, I envy you.

Yea I wouldnt know what to do if it was illegal. And damn I already knew i wouldnt coom at the beginning of the whole act

 

[GoffSystemQB]

Well after like 1 hour of different tryings and blowjobs ( this without condom) and me not really able to perform well I couldnt get off.. she said I should wank myself of and she licks my balls etc... but it just wouldnt work so we stopped.

She had to laugh some times because of my strange behavior and stuff.

Overall the experience with her was very nice. but it didnt feel like .. super exciting or anything and felt unreal while doing it. Maybe I need some time to comprehend..........

I mean it doesn't sound that great at all tbh.

 

[cryptic__egg]

What the hell am I even reading ? Jeez are you for real ?

You put your hands on her ass, tits, thighs and so on. The rest comes naturally, you idiot.

Sounds like bullshit. How would it come naturally? Without specific instructions I'm not going o know what to do. Maybe comes naturally for chads.

 

[Stalin]

Good point, but then I feel like I'd paying too much money

Depends on the country - in SEA it's about 20..30 bucks, slavlands - around 50 bucks. S.x with hooker can be too dangerous anyway(STD from condom broke), so maybe its the closest best replacement. I know a guy who got a condom-less BJ service from the hooker, successfully contracted resistant chlamydia, started to suffer terrible pains then went through multiple rounds of antibiotics but still did not heal back to 100%.

 

[grondilu]

Sounds like bullshit. How would it come naturally? Without specific instructions I'm not going o know what to do. Maybe comes naturally for chads.

If you are heterosexual it comes naturally.

Or rather put it this way : what would you like to do with a woman ? Just do what you desire. I mean you must desire her if you picked her.

I can't believe I have to write this. If you are here you're supposed to have sexual urges, don't you ? You know what you want, come on.

 

[cryptic__egg]

If you are heterosexual it comes naturally.

Or rather put it this way : what would you like to do with a woman ? Just do what you desire.

I can't believe I have to write this. If you are here you're supposed to have sexual urges, don't you ? You know what you want, come on.

Sex has never been a possibility for me so I haven't really thought about how it is initiated. Of course sex itself is simple, but the initiation is an alien concept when you've never really socialized with a female. With a prostitute you can just tell them to do the work for you I suppose.

 

[npcel]

I mean it doesn't sound that great at all tbh.

Well when you have all kind of different outcomes in your mind ( rejection, coming from seeing her naked(lol), "the clarification of how much you missed out in life and instant rope afterwards"( maybe this comes later)).

I'm glad to got through with it as it put me so far out of my comfort zone I was never even close to this place

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

How much did you pay and for what time?

I have totally opposite problem than you guys, I would come in 10-30 seconds (I have lifelong premature ejaculation when masturbating and I've heard PE is much worse in actual intercourse than masturbating), so I really don't like to pay hundreds of euros for that being a poor NEETcel. I could buy a GPU with that kind of money that I could use for years. Compare that to 20 seconds.

I am VERY interested to read experiences like these here. I thought that I would not ever pay for sex (I think prostitution should be banned, not because it is abusing women like they say, but because it is abusing/profiting from men in a miserable situation). But being at similar age to the OP, I am reconsidering. Because honestly I want to touch and see pussy in vivo before I kill myself.

 

[grondilu]

Sex has never been a possibility for me so I haven't really thought about how it is initiated. Of course sex itself is simple, but the initiation is an alien concept when you've never really socialized with a female. With a prostitute you can just tell them to do the work for you I suppose.

Ok to be fair let me back up a bit : I think it's important to pick a girl that gives you an erection by just looking at her. Especially the first time.

For my first time I spent quite some time in the red light district to chose a girl that would give me at least a beginning of an erection.

Once your dick starts to get hard, it's simple since the closer you get to the girl, the harder it gets. For me the girl immediately gave me a blow job so I didn't have anything to do but I immediately felt the desire to caress her ass and her body.

The rest is just as expected : you put your dick in her vagina and you thrust as vigorously as you can until you ejaculate.

It's not rocket science, for crying out loud.

 

[PPEcel]

I wanked like 8 hours before and was afraid of cooming right when she touches my cock..

She also didnt say i look good so there's that

No, that's the exact opposite thing you should do. Don't wank for like 48 hours at least.

Even if a whore says you look good, she's lying. It's an act.

 

[cryptic__egg]

Ok to be fair let me back up a bit : I think it's important to pick a girl that gives you an erection by just looking at her. Especially the first time.

For my first time I spent quite some time in the red light district to chose a girl that would give me at least a beginning of an erection.

Makes sense. Personally I find it hard to be around females at all, which usually overpowers any attraction. Knowing that they're internally laughing at you and comparing you to other guys, even when you're paying them for sex, is suicide fuel.

 

[Swimcell]

did you not actually have sex with her?

 

[grondilu]

Knowing that they're internally laughing at you and comparing you to other guys, even when you're paying them for sex, is suicide fuel.

You will eventually stop giving a fuck about what they think.

 

[PPEcel]

I think prostitution should be banned, not because it is abusing women like they say, but because it is abusing/profiting from men in a miserable situation

Oh come on, man. Really? I know it's expensive but it's the only way for us to ever touch a foid who mogs us to oblivion. Don't impose your personal beliefs on everyone else. What the fuck, man.

In any case, I do think you should visit an escort at least once in your life, so you do know how it feels. If you don't like it, you know you aren't really missing out. If you do, well, you've just found a new hobby.

 

[radishman]

Ya know I too thought I'd cum rather quickly with a foid, but most of the time I've never even had a fully erect dick. Condom sucks, but even bare blowjobs never got me rock solid.

 

[npcel]

How much did you pay and for what time?

I have totally opposite problem than you guys, I would come in 10-30 seconds.

Funny as I'm able to coom in seconds when watching the right video just as I did the day and the thought hit me ( Daaamn you come to fast, loser).... but it was totally different then.

Price: 140€ 1 hour

did you not actually have sex with her?

Of course... Thats why I was there...

 

[PPEcel]

You will eventually stop giving a fuck about what they think.

Exactly. They are nothing more than live cum rags.

Price: 140€ 1 hour

Which city? I'm being bled to death by central London pricing.

This makes me realize that I wouldn't really know what to do for sex. Once a female is standing there naked what the fuck are you supposed to do? Your dick doesn't just teleport inside here, there's clearly some kind of action for buildup, but I have no clue how it works.

If you are heterosexual it comes naturally.

Or rather put it this way : what would you like to do with a woman ? Just do what you desire. I mean you must desire her if you picked her.

I can't believe I have to write this. If you are here you're supposed to have sexual urges, don't you ? You know what you want, come on.

It is awkward.

Tbh the foreplay is usually better than the sex

you can tell how a meet is going to go in the first 5 minutes

 

[npcel]

Which city? I'm being bled to death by central London pricing.

Thats like the normal price for most of them here in NRW ( West Germany very close to Netherlands)

How are the prices in London? Even though dont you earn much more in such rich cities?

 

[grondilu]

I think prostitution should be banned, not because it is abusing women like they say, but because it is abusing/profiting from men in a miserable situation

Yeah, it makes so much more sense to let men stay in that miserable situation until they die, right ?

JFL

 

[Swimcell]

Of course... Thats why I was there...

Oh, alright, I just read it as she gave you a blowjob and you left

 

[grondilu]

It is awkward.

From my experience it is most often awkward with escorts, as opposed to hookers. Escorts rarely look as good as on the pictures, so there is a moment you have to decide "do I really want to fuck this ?".

I dislike this form of prostitution, I very much prefer windows and brothels.

PS: Also, escorts are stupidly expensive. Hookers cost around 50€ in Europe no matter how pretty get are.

 

[SolitaryConfinement]

Thanks for sharing the report OP. Helpful for cels like myself who are internally debating this.

And to think I was going to be in Germany this June until corona chan hit...

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

I've never escortcelled , never planning to

 

[Deleted member 25274]

I see

I've never escortcelled , never planning to

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

Yeah, it makes so much more sense to let men stay in that miserable situation until they die, right ?

JFL

It makes sense to protect the weak and not let the lucky ones deceive and steal from the situation.

From my experience it is most often awkward with escorts, as opposed to hookers. Escorts rarely look as good as on the pictures, so there is a moment you have to decide "do I really want to fuck this ?".

I dislike this form of prostitution, I very much prefer windows and brothels.

PS: Also, escorts are stupidly expensive. Hookers cost around 50€ in Europe no matter how pretty get are.

Where can I get a hooker for 50 euros?

 

[Alone75]

It's good you had the balls to go through with it, even though the outcome wasn't ideal.
That's another things that's putting me off, the high chance of a sexual dysfunction issue after all these damn years of having to use my own hand! I'm sure it will get better for you after few times.

I had a look at some nearby escorts online, but said they won't meet anyone until the coronavirus lockdown is over. Bet they're making exceptions for clients though!

 

[grondilu]

Where can I get a hooker for 50 euros?

In all red light districts in Europe.

In Brussels it's even 40 euros IIRC.

It makes sense to protect the weak and not let the lucky ones deceive and steal from the situation.

That's the exploitation argument.

What constitutes exploitation is suggestive.

It's like the Marxist analysis of the worker/employee agreement. Marx argues that the worker is exploited because he needs money to survive. The fact remains that he's better off with the working arrangement than without.

Also, ironically normies justify the prohibition of prostitution by saying that the prostitutes, not the clients, are being exploited. Make up your mind, abolitionists : who is exploiting whom ?

 

[Hate_my_life]

OP did you kiss her?

This makes me realize that I wouldn't really know what to do for sex. Once a female is standing there naked what the fuck are you supposed to do? Your dick doesn't just teleport inside here, there's clearly some kind of action for buildup, but I have no clue how it works.

Ask @pp183, he's experienced.

 

[Deleted member 19971]

is it ?

JOE MAMA!!!

 

[Deleted member 19971]

my mama ?

Ja.

 

[Deleted member 19971]

what about your mama ?

My mom is great tbh but she gave me incel looks yet I don’t blame her really since back in her time hypergamy wasn’t rampant. ( Especially not where she lived )

 

[Deleted member 19971]

did you leave the island ?

Yeah, I live in NL.

 

[Deleted member 19971]

are you planning to go back ?

If things go south here I can just go back and work at my aunt’s beauty store.

 

[Deleted member 19971]

is it female only or mixt ?

What do you mean? The staff or customers ?