JFL My first husband was short, chubby, had a cleft lip, and about 3 teeth, but woman where always trying to fuck him.

[Crustaciouse]

At what point do they realize that their lies are obvious as fuck.

Look at this kid with a cleft lip and missing teeth, he's gonna be slaying like crazy according to this female.

 

[BansBandit]

My LARP detector is off the charts

JFL “its his personality/confidence”

Guaranteed this low IQ trashbin post was made by a beta numale

 

[SadRealistcel]

lol jfl if you ever take a foids word as truth

 

[torujo]

everyone on the internet has a 5'3 friend that only fucks victoria secret models because he is funny

 

[BansBandit]

“Is that a true story bro!?!?”

every faggot cuck on plebbit is <80 IQ i SWEAR

 

[BabyFacedIncel]

He must have an amazing personality, women dont care about looks. They want that personality, they will fight over and get jealous of the 5'5 bald and deformed manlet cause they want that personality, they need that personality! Makes them so wet!!!

 

[Deleted member 3291]

his personality was so good that they sent him to prison

 

[Gremlincel]

everyone on the internet has a 5'3 friend that only fucks victoria secret models because he is funny

I find the idea that somehow women are SEXUALLY AROUSED BY FUCKING PERSONALITY, beyond hilarious.

 

[rudolfhess]

It's your fault you fags aren't prisonmaxxing

 

[Rice Cel]

Imagine having such a pathetic life that you spend time writing long ass passages on Reddit just to spread lies that don't even help you personally in any way

 

[Zaetheus]

They love living in delusion. Why blatantly lie like that?

 

[Cleftcel]

[lifefuel] for cleftcels?