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My first experience with a very hot escort

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First time was a few months ago. Got an appointment through an agency with a girl who looked pretty good. It cost 150 for an hour. I live in europe btw. I got the address then went there when they told me. Ringed on the appartment, then went upstairs to get to the flat. When I'm there the door opens and I'm a bit nervous and weirded out. Someone opened the door wide open and no one was showing, so I asked "can I go in" and a soft voice said "yes". I went in, place was super dark, but extremely clean. Very romantic overall. I gave the girl the money, and she was acting really weird and said something like "i dislike being paid but you know..." I found it extremely stupid but really didn't care. She then asked me "do you wanna have a drink" and I said sure. So I had it and we started talking while she smoked a ciggar. I was very nervous and shy and she kept asking me things like why I decided to visit an escort and what I was studying. I told her and then I asked her if she was studying. She hadn't even finished high school lol. She finished her ciggar and said "let's get to bed now" so I did that and followed her there. She undressed herself and I saw her body. I think this was the closest moment I've had in my life to passing out. She was EXTREMELY gorgeous. Her body was pretty much mia khalifa's, but with natural boobs and her skin whiter, also she was quite tall. I just couldn't believe that such a piece of beauty was lying naked on bed waiting for me to join her. I knew I was getting sex, but the experience was just getting too amazing. The contrast between years of isolation, depression, hate from females, rejection from landwhales and this sweet, young (19 y.o) girl lying naked on bed was just too much. It went from not even being able to get physical with a girl to being able to bang something like the best looking girl you see on a saturday on the club, all while she is nice and very reassuring to you. The sex was really weird and I was confused at first because I thought she would reject me even if she was an escort, because she was too hot, but no she kept smiling at me and asking me what I wanted to do. I didn't know so I just asked her and she told me xd. The situation was really weird overall but I really enjoyed it. If you wonder what it was like just watch the video where Mia Khalifa fucks a nerd. Something like that, but much better in my opinion.

Visiting an escort won't fulfill you emotionally. You'll pay her for her time and then it'll be over. Don't get feelings for her or anything like that, just enjoy ur time. You'll probably come back home from it and still go on here to post some blackpills but hey who cares you banged her. Do this once a month or so it's good for your physical health. You'll still be a creepy incel and women in real life will still flee from you but hey it's a nice cope. If I ever get a lot of money i'll just permacope every few days with girls like this.

Money doesn't buy happiness, but if it buys me 1h a day of this girl every day for 60 more years... then that's pretty cool :feelsautistic:

You can ask anything about the experience and i'll answer
 
how big is your cock brother
 
how big is your cock brother

Just average size, maybe slighty bigger than average but not by much, but I suspect women give literally 0 fucks about that lol
 
Chad gets to have that experience for free. Every night.
 
First time was a few months ago. Got an appointment through an agency with a girl who looked pretty good. It cost 150 for an hour. I live in europe btw. I got the address then went there when they told me. Ringed on the appartment, then went upstairs to get to the flat. When I'm there the door opens and I'm a bit nervous and weirded out. Someone opened the door wide open and no one was showing, so I asked "can I go in" and a soft voice said "yes". I went in, place was super dark, but extremely clean. Very romantic overall. I gave the girl the money, and she was acting really weird and said something like "i dislike being paid but you know..." I found it extremely stupid but really didn't care. She then asked me "do you wanna have a drink" and I said sure. So I had it and we started talking while she smoked a ciggar. I was very nervous and shy and she kept asking me things like why I decided to visit an escort and what I was studying. I told her and then I asked her if she was studying. She hadn't even finished high school lol. She finished her ciggar and said "let's get to bed now" so I did that and followed her there. She undressed herself and I saw her body. I think this was the closest moment I've had in my life to passing out. She was EXTREMELY gorgeous. Her body was pretty much mia khalifa's, but with natural boobs and her skin whiter, also she was quite tall. I just couldn't believe that such a piece of beauty was lying naked on bed waiting for me to join her. I knew I was getting sex, but the experience was just getting too amazing. The contrast between years of isolation, depression, hate from females, rejection from landwhales and this sweet, young (19 y.o) girl lying naked on bed was just too much. It went from not even being able to get physical with a girl to being able to bang something like the best looking girl you see on a saturday on the club, all while she is nice and very reassuring to you. The sex was really weird and I was confused at first because I thought she would reject me even if she was an escort, because she was too hot, but no she kept smiling at me and asking me what I wanted to do. I didn't know so I just asked her and she told me xd. The situation was really weird overall but I really enjoyed it. If you wonder what it was like just watch the video where Mia Khalifa fucks a nerd. Something like that, but much better in my opinion.

Visiting an escort won't fulfill you emotionally. You'll pay her for her time and then it'll be over. Don't get feelings for her or anything like that, just enjoy ur time. You'll probably come back home from it and still go on here to post some blackpills but hey who cares you banged her. Do this once a month or so it's good for your physical health. You'll still be a creepy incel and women in real life will still flee from you but hey it's a nice cope. If I ever get a lot of money i'll just permacope every few days with girls like this.

Money doesn't buy happiness, but if it buys me 1h a day of this girl every day for 60 more years... then that's pretty cool :feelsautistic:

You can ask anything about the experience and i'll answer

That's illegal in the U.S
 
go to escorts is for cuck
go to escorts is for cuck
 
got a boner reading it

gross she smokes ciggars tho, must have gotten habbit from old chad
 
Wish I had money so I could do this, this is both suicide fuel and life fuel, because I know I could have a decent life as an incel if I could just get money soon, but getting money is a major problem because no decent degree or career, getting money as a real incel is very tough, maybe as hard as getting women.
 
If you wonder what it was like just watch the video where Mia Khalifa fucks a nerd. Something like that, but much better in my opinion.
ahahahaha

sounds like a high quality escort although I prob couldn't get that for that price in the US. fuck even $150 for one nut seems like too much any more than like once every 6 months
 
cool story lets here it again
 
After reading this i need to meet an escort ASAP!
Are you lowinhib?
 
Sounds like good quality whore, and cheap too. You wore a raincoat I assume.
 
After reading this i need to meet an escort ASAP!
Are you lowinhib?

lol don't really know what low inhib means, maybe you can explain xd. and ye I encourage you to do this, but ALWAYS wear a condom and use agencies if you can as they are much safer and concerned about their clients

Sounds like good quality whore, and cheap too. You wore a raincoat I assume.

nope not from ireland or u.k. if that's what you mean. and yes price-wise the escort was very cheap. On a bigger city this one would probably charge something like $300 an hour or so

ahahahaha

sounds like a high quality escort although I prob couldn't get that for that price in the US. fuck even $150 for one nut seems like too much any more than like once every 6 months

it's not really that much imo. sex is usually expensive, but quitting a bad habit like smoking can save you like $150 monthly and it would cover a visit a month, at least here in some parts of europe, but I know that escorts in the U.S are much much expensive. I'm an engineering degree student and the gov game me free money to study (that's how it goes in Europe, if you pass the subjects) and I spend some of it on escorts
 
I'm sad I'll never be able to visit a prostitute, but oh well.. at least this way, I'll be an envious, hateful virgin until my last breath.
I'm almost proud of how loathsome I've become, towards myself and the world. I feel like if I was to have sex once or twice before death, it would be a cop out, a compromise, sort of, selling myself out. When I think of myself, 'Gremlincel' as a concept, as a being, and I think of my death, do I think of someone looking back on the times he at least slept with a whore, and being thankful?
No. What feels far more right, is the Gremlincel who in his dying moments cries tears of rage knowing he will pass from the world never having known affection or embrace, a life cold and desolate as the northernmost woods, a bitterness only comprehensible to the blackest of wizards. That is authentic, that is true. I will hatemax until the end, brother. :feelsree::feelsbadman::feelscry:

Snowyforest
 
I'm sad I'll never be able to visit a prostitute, but oh well.. at least this way, I'll be an envious, hateful virgin until my last breath.
I'm almost proud of how loathsome I've become, towards myself and the world. I feel like if I was to have sex once or twice before death, it would be a cop out, a compromise, sort of, selling myself out. When I think of myself, 'Gremlincel' as a concept, as a being, and I think of my death, do I think of someone looking back on the times he at least slept with a whore, and being thankful?
No. What feels far more right, is the Gremlincel who in his dying moments cries tears of rage knowing he will pass from the world never having known affection or embrace, a life cold and desolate as the northernmost woods, a bitterness only comprehensible to the blackest of wizards. That is authentic, that is true. I will hatemax until the end, brother. :feelsree::feelsbadman::feelscry:

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that is true, and all of us would want to sleep with hot women for free, but it just doesn't happen if you look like shit like we do. thing is you have two options: be an sexually unsatisfied incel and stay virgin until death or be an incel who bangs model-like looking escorts once in a while. dude if you're gonna be an incel at least try to be happy irl and do things that you like lol. you'll still be incel but being happy is better than being extremely depressed 24/7. you aren't incel because you want to. no one wants to be a fucking incel, rather nature decided that you'd be an incel. blame biology I guess. you can blame yourself on lots of aspects of life, but being an incel (if you've tried looksmaxxing) is not one of them. no one decides to be born without deformities.

and if you look back at yourself at the moment of death and you see a guy who couldn't even get laid with the fattest of the land whales, I don't think that's better than than seeing a guy who tried to cope and did his best to stay happy

thing is a lot of incels are in such a depressive state that their lives are pretty much not worth living. if you wanna do something do it, but if you don't then don't be a depressive sad guy for the next 60 years of your life
 
Damn that gave me a hard erection.
 
Damn i hate the JewSA laws on prostitution. I will never be able to experience sex at this point.
:feelsrope:
 
bro you can easily get hookers in america lol
Yeah I can easily pick up some std ridden obese single mom off the streets, but I want to find a hot std free legit escort like the op experienced.
 
I need that teenage love that I missed out on. Paying would never help me achieve what so many others felt...
 
eh ive gone to hookers few times and i found the experience pretty fkn boring, especially since i know im paying for it. This just goes to show how much my wanting for a female to be in a relationship with is
lol don't really know what low inhib means,
low inhib = low inhibition. Example - Most if not all people when drinking alcohol will have their inhibitions lowered, leading them to do things they usually wouldnt do sober.

There are still plenty of ppl who are low inhib sober, but i myself am only extremely low inhib when drunk, i see myself as a high inhib sober.
 
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Raincoat = condom, FYI.

Some low IQ escortcels brag about fucking whores bareback, which, while pleasant in the moment, is a chance for a ticket to STD- or HIV-town.
Damn i hate the JewSA laws on prostitution. I will never be able to experience sex at this point.
:feelsrope:

Getting whores is easy, just requires IQ.
Damn i hate the JewSA laws on prostitution. I will never be able to experience sex at this point.
:feelsrope:

Getting whores is easy, just requires IQ.
 
nice to hear stories like this. gj OP
 
Raincoat = condom, FYI.

Some low IQ escortcels brag about fucking whores bareback, which, while pleasant in the moment, is a chance for a ticket to STD- or HIV-town.


Getting whores is easy, just requires IQ.


Getting whores is easy, just requires IQ.

ye. careful research must be done before going to one. many of them post fake photos and say they're 25 when they're 50 years old etc. some even have a pimp that steals your wallet while you're having sex with her etc etc. And if a whore accepts to be fucked without a condom there's a 99% chance she's HIV positive. Sex workers are by default, on average, at a higher risk to have HIV. if she sees clients without a condom she's probably one of the std ridden hookers that make the stats look so bad on average for sex workers.
 
fuck been thinking about this post all day. wish I had access to high quality escorts
 

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