Leviticus Chapter 26, it sounds so brutal.
Sounds good. Shame it's all a pile of shite.
Glad to see you are embracing Copetic Christianity again.
Many Coptic intellectuals hold to "Pharaonism," which states that Coptic culture is largely derived from pre-Christian Pharaonic culture. It gives the Copts a claim to a deep heritage in Egyptian history and culture. Western scholars today argue that Pharaonism was a late development shaped primarily by Orientalism, and doubt its validity.
The biblical land of Goshen is not Egypt.
This chapter is about what Blackops2cel will do to IncelTear users if they don't repent.
Nigger
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For the me the best part is when the donkey speaks
The pages are very soft on my ass.
If you wad then up a little first then they are more absorbent.
If you wad then up a little first then they are more absorbent.
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my favorite is when Loth's daughters raped Loth while he slept so his kin wouldnt die out
Religion is cope
Heh.
My best Chad friend swore to me that the little ones passed out by the Gideon's made the absolute best rolling papers for blunts.
Just enjoy some heavy metals toxic ink bro! Lol. [email protected]
Heh, considering all the other poisons he ingested into his body ie drugs/alcohol/cigarettes and god knows what else I doubt a little bit of ink (even if toxic as shit) would harm his body much more than it already was being harmed lol.
Well "everywhere" as defined by products that don't have one of these symbols on them somewhere anyway.
Those "kosher products" are of course safe in every way so that the "chosen" know what to buy so that they are never harmed by what they ingest/wear/use/etc, etc.
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I ONLY BUY KOSHER ALUMINUM FOIL BRO!
Yeah that shit was crazy
My favorite part is when a number of teenagers were calling the Prophet Elisha the equivalent of "Baldy," so he summons two bears out of the woods who mauled 42 of them.
"23 From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” 24 He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys. 25 And he went on to Mount Carmel and from there returned to Samaria."
I also liked the part where Jehu ordered a couple Eunuchs to toss Jezebel, a whore, out a window, she falls and dies, and dogs eat her corpse.
2 Kings 9:30-34
"30 Then Jehu went to Jezreel. When Jezebel heard about it, she put on eye makeup, arranged her hair and looked out of a window. 31 As Jehu entered the gate, she asked, “Have you come in peace, you Zimri, you murderer of your master?”[a]
32 He looked up at the window and called out, “Who is on my side? Who?” Two or three eunuchs looked down at him. 33 “Throw her down!” Jehu said. So they threw her down, and some of her blood spattered the wall and the horses as they trampled her underfoot.
34 Jehu went in and ate and drank. “Take care of that cursed woman,” he said, “and bury her, for she was a king’s daughter.” 35 But when they went out to bury her, they found nothing except her skull, her feet and her hands. 36 They went back and told Jehu, who said, “This is the word of the Lord that he spoke through his servant Elijah the Tishbite: On the plot of ground at Jezreel dogs will devour Jezebel’s flesh.[b] 37 Jezebel’s body will be like dung on the ground in the plot at Jezreel, so that no one will be able to say, ‘This is Jezebel.’”
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dont read the bible is suifuel:
Ezekiel 23:20
Yet she multiplied her promiscuity, remembering the days of her youth, when she had prostituted herself in the land of Egypt 20and lusted after their lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of stallions.
Ezekiel 23:20
Yet she multiplied her promiscuity, remembering the days of her youth, when she had prostituted herself in the land of Egypt 20and lusted after their lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of stallions.
When Jesus turned water into wine
In my sect they believe he turned water into grape juice because drinking wine is a sin.When Jesus turned water into wine
Mathew 4:1-11
The spirit led Jesus into the desert to be tempted by the Devil. After forty days and nights without food, Jesus was hungry. The Devil tempted Jesus to turn stones into bread, to which he replied “Human beings cannot live on bread alone, but need every word God speaks.” The second temptation was for Jesus to throw himself from the highest point of the temple and order angels to catch him. Jesus replied “Do not put the Lord your God to the test.” Finally, the Devil offered Jesus all the kingdoms of the world in return for worshipping him. Jesus replied “Worship the Lord your God and serve only him!”
The Devil left Jesus and angels came and helped him.
The spirit led Jesus into the desert to be tempted by the Devil. After forty days and nights without food, Jesus was hungry. The Devil tempted Jesus to turn stones into bread, to which he replied “Human beings cannot live on bread alone, but need every word God speaks.” The second temptation was for Jesus to throw himself from the highest point of the temple and order angels to catch him. Jesus replied “Do not put the Lord your God to the test.” Finally, the Devil offered Jesus all the kingdoms of the world in return for worshipping him. Jesus replied “Worship the Lord your God and serve only him!”
The Devil left Jesus and angels came and helped him.
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