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Notkev
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My father has always been kind to me. Always nice. And when he needed to he showd some tough love. But not enough to make me a strong man. He never talked to me about getting girls even though he did it when he was young. My mother never asks about ir either.
But somehow they still manage to bring up marriage. Like wtf. Are they blind? Have they ever looked at my goddamn Face? "A nose job is all you need" my mother says. she is either severely delusional or seems to think I'm braindead with room temperature IQ (in Celsius). My nose is big and hooked. My eyes are ugly. My jaw is barely there and my chin sucks. Not even braces could save me. Which makes me realize how much worse it could've been had I not gotten them.
She says "oh when you get married..." NO MOM IT'S NEVER GONNA FUCKING HAPPEN. NEVER. NOBODY IS GOING TO LOOK AT THIS FACE AND IMAGINE THE GUY HAVING IT POUND THEIR ASS FROM BEHIND. GIRLS' VAGINAS DRY UP WHEN THEY SEE ME FASTER THAN I JERK OFF TO PRON THE MOMENT I GET HOME.
and she knows. There have been moments when she let some words slips. We were out one day and this bitch walked past us. My father said I should talk to her and my mom literally said: "she would slap him in the face". She knows deep down. She's a woman in the end of the day. But being my mother she instinctively wants me to succeed. But it's nearly impossible. I'm a genetic freak. No amount of IMPROOOOOVEMENT is gonna change that. The 14 year old guy with 80 IQ fucking 3 girls at once never had to do anything except step out the womb.
I'm so fucking tired of people advising me on this shit. These mfs' who talk so high and mighty and tell me to do this and that would willingly splatter their brains on the walls of their rooms if they lived life as me.
People lack perspective.
The other day my dad's friend told me that I should get a gf. I respect the man but he's out of touch. He said:"my son is smarter than you when it comes to girls"
"SMARTER" YOU SAY YOU FUCKING DUMBASS?
OF COURSE HE FUCKING IS AND LET ME GUESS IT PROBABLY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE FACT THAT YOUR SON IS LITERALLY A 6'9 DUDE WITH A CHAD FACE AND GREEN FUCKING EYES WITH A HUGE ASS FRAME WHO GOD LITERALLY TRIED TO NERF BY GIVING HIM STUTERS WHEN HE SPEAKS.
NO, HE WAS PROBABLY CONFIDENTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. THAT'S WAY.
GOD I hate these people so fucking much
But somehow they still manage to bring up marriage. Like wtf. Are they blind? Have they ever looked at my goddamn Face? "A nose job is all you need" my mother says. she is either severely delusional or seems to think I'm braindead with room temperature IQ (in Celsius). My nose is big and hooked. My eyes are ugly. My jaw is barely there and my chin sucks. Not even braces could save me. Which makes me realize how much worse it could've been had I not gotten them.
She says "oh when you get married..." NO MOM IT'S NEVER GONNA FUCKING HAPPEN. NEVER. NOBODY IS GOING TO LOOK AT THIS FACE AND IMAGINE THE GUY HAVING IT POUND THEIR ASS FROM BEHIND. GIRLS' VAGINAS DRY UP WHEN THEY SEE ME FASTER THAN I JERK OFF TO PRON THE MOMENT I GET HOME.
and she knows. There have been moments when she let some words slips. We were out one day and this bitch walked past us. My father said I should talk to her and my mom literally said: "she would slap him in the face". She knows deep down. She's a woman in the end of the day. But being my mother she instinctively wants me to succeed. But it's nearly impossible. I'm a genetic freak. No amount of IMPROOOOOVEMENT is gonna change that. The 14 year old guy with 80 IQ fucking 3 girls at once never had to do anything except step out the womb.
I'm so fucking tired of people advising me on this shit. These mfs' who talk so high and mighty and tell me to do this and that would willingly splatter their brains on the walls of their rooms if they lived life as me.
People lack perspective.
The other day my dad's friend told me that I should get a gf. I respect the man but he's out of touch. He said:"my son is smarter than you when it comes to girls"
"SMARTER" YOU SAY YOU FUCKING DUMBASS?
OF COURSE HE FUCKING IS AND LET ME GUESS IT PROBABLY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE FACT THAT YOUR SON IS LITERALLY A 6'9 DUDE WITH A CHAD FACE AND GREEN FUCKING EYES WITH A HUGE ASS FRAME WHO GOD LITERALLY TRIED TO NERF BY GIVING HIM STUTERS WHEN HE SPEAKS.
NO, HE WAS PROBABLY CONFIDENTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. THAT'S WAY.
GOD I hate these people so fucking much