Nordicel94
Pancake-faced viking-cel
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My father is from a small town in Norway and was basically the town-chad. In his 20-30's he basically looked like Pierce Brosnan. He's 5'11 and had a reputation around town for being a stud who slept with younger women. My mother who is twelve years younger than him has stated that she was intimidated by him because she knew he got around so much. Well the universe played a prank on me. While there is some resemblance between us when it comes to eye colour and faceshape, I basically look like a playdough version of him. Had he been young today, he would have no doubt been a big influencer because of his looks. I don't resent him for this, he's a great dad but everyday I wish I could look like him in his prime. I would go as far as to say that he was movie star good looking and here I am with an underdeveloped jaw and face with zero foids ever showing interest in me. IT'S FUCKING OVER! .