My father found my pepper spray and accidentally shot himself in the face and almost died

[Sexless incel]

I had a legal pepper spray that kinda looks like a taser, but i lost it. It happened to be in a bag in my fathers house. He found it and now starts the funny shit:

He called me on the phone, coughing and breathing heavily, from shortness of breath, his eyes were swollen and he could barely speak, because he couldn’t breathe.

I heard a foid in the background coughing heavily too, he told me, he found that shit in my bag and he had a foid over and just wanted to have some fun by trying my shit, he didn’t know it’s a pepper spray that you usually use against wild animals in the safari.

He pulls the trigger, shoots on his wall and the pepper spray expands trough the whole room and he ends up in the hospital and the foid had to get nursed in the hospital too.

LMFAO

BTW, I bought it legally in the store just so that i can defend myself if i get attacked by multiple robbers or if someone attacks me with a knife.

It was this thing


View: https://youtu.be/aajIfETw45I

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

A bit late.

 

[Sexless incel]

A bit late.

It’s 12 in the afternoon where I live

 

[NiggerMan]

were you molested by an older gentleman of authority when you were a kid?

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

I need to shit, mang

 

[Sexless incel]

were you molested by an older gentleman of authority when you were a kid?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.