My eyes are fucking retarded.

[Deleted member 9758]

They are completely asymmetrical. I always have one hunter eye and one bug eye. The strange thing is, this changes every few days. I can go to sleep one night with my left eye being hunter eye and my right eye being bug eye and the next morning it will be the opposite eyes. What kind of fucked up genes do I have?

Basically I always look like this, but worse:

 

[NEETAndTidy]

I'm just kinda ugly

 

[non_factor]

It's possible that you have ptosis.

 

[Deleted member 9758]

Looking into it now. Thanks.

 

[fred_herbert]

Most likely water retention around your eye area. This is affected by how long you have slept, the kind of pillow and the side on which you slept.