Getlooksordie
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surgeon 1:
surgeon: "Pahahaha, you don´t need any surgery. There is nothing wrong with your face or you hair!"
me: "But I´m a NW 2 and I´m balding."
surgeon: "No,no, no. You are a NW zero. Your hair is perfect! You don´t need any surgery"
me: "I also have an extremely asymetric eye area"
surgeon: "Asymetry makes a face interesting. It´s attractive!"
surgeon 2:
"There is nothing I can do for you. Surgery can´t give you better cheekbones. Your eyes can´t be fixed with surgery either. You also have small eyes and a crooked nose which makes people perceive you as untrustworthy. That is something surgery also can´t fix."
surgeon 3:
"Sure I can fix your eyes. It´s a standard procedure and nothing out of the ordinary. Don´t worry about your ptosis though it´s just how you were born, no need to fix this. What do you think about this eye shape though, don´t you think this looks attractive? *pulls upper eyelid back and gives me bulging frog eyes like Mesut Özil*"
me: *almost faints in chair after he showed me what he wants to do to my eyes *
surgeon 4:
"I agree with what you told me about your eyes and there is a 50% chance that the surgery on your eyes will be the way you want. If it doesn´t turn out the way you want it can still be reversed though. You only risk losing the money"
surgeon 5 (the surgeon I´m going with):
"I see exactly what you mean and I can help you."
surgeon: "Pahahaha, you don´t need any surgery. There is nothing wrong with your face or you hair!"
me: "But I´m a NW 2 and I´m balding."
surgeon: "No,no, no. You are a NW zero. Your hair is perfect! You don´t need any surgery"
me: "I also have an extremely asymetric eye area"
surgeon: "Asymetry makes a face interesting. It´s attractive!"
surgeon 2:
"There is nothing I can do for you. Surgery can´t give you better cheekbones. Your eyes can´t be fixed with surgery either. You also have small eyes and a crooked nose which makes people perceive you as untrustworthy. That is something surgery also can´t fix."
surgeon 3:
"Sure I can fix your eyes. It´s a standard procedure and nothing out of the ordinary. Don´t worry about your ptosis though it´s just how you were born, no need to fix this. What do you think about this eye shape though, don´t you think this looks attractive? *pulls upper eyelid back and gives me bulging frog eyes like Mesut Özil*"
me: *almost faints in chair after he showed me what he wants to do to my eyes *
surgeon 4:
"I agree with what you told me about your eyes and there is a 50% chance that the surgery on your eyes will be the way you want. If it doesn´t turn out the way you want it can still be reversed though. You only risk losing the money"
surgeon 5 (the surgeon I´m going with):
"I see exactly what you mean and I can help you."