So it was two years ago (i was 24 then now i am 26 and virgin for life) and I used to go to this same starbucks every single day. My mom was being a bitch about the car and saying that i waste too much gas going to the drivethru so i had to suck it up and start riding my bike there to get my ER fix of a vanill latte a day.
So i eventually started always seeing this white foid in line there, like around the same time i always went. She was like a 7/10 i would fuc. She had gorgeos curly hair. Eventually she said something to me about how we are always there at that time and we kind of hit it off. The lines were always long at the time i went so we talked about our schedules for college, politics, movies, even video games (surprisingly). I guess her brother was a huge gamer and probably an incel too lmaooo. Eventually i would always look forward to seeing her there and felt like this was my one chance. I had seen her there like 4 / 5 times at this point
So i asked her the 5th time if she wanted to have some coffee someday there. She made up some bs probably about her phone not working but to my surprise she actually said she was down. Ok. It was then two days afterward we supposed to go. She was actually there before me to my surprise
We started talking but i realized i forgot to take a shit back at home (i had taco bell burritos the day before). I had to fart a lot. I did this in high school all the time and they were always silent so no big deal. We had just started talking when i felt another one coming, seemed like a small one so I let er’ rip
To my dismay it was one of those loud farts disguised as a “silent but deadly”. I had farted loud. She stared at me with the most cold expression. It was the most awkward moment i had ever had in my life, there was like a minute of awkward ness. I wanted to fucking kill myself right then and there
I then told her that i had something to get in my car (i didnt bike that day, it was raining) so i grabbed my keys and got out of there.. i drove off as fast as i fucking could hoping she didnt see my license plate. I cried later that day knowing i blew my only chance to ascend. To this day ive only been back to that starbucks twice against my will; I bike to another starbux now for my ER fix (there are so many of them in the area) luckily i never saw her again and i hope i never will
Tl:dr i farted loudly in front of a foid my only chance to ascend and it fucking sucked
So i eventually started always seeing this white foid in line there, like around the same time i always went. She was like a 7/10 i would fuc. She had gorgeos curly hair. Eventually she said something to me about how we are always there at that time and we kind of hit it off. The lines were always long at the time i went so we talked about our schedules for college, politics, movies, even video games (surprisingly). I guess her brother was a huge gamer and probably an incel too lmaooo. Eventually i would always look forward to seeing her there and felt like this was my one chance. I had seen her there like 4 / 5 times at this point
So i asked her the 5th time if she wanted to have some coffee someday there. She made up some bs probably about her phone not working but to my surprise she actually said she was down. Ok. It was then two days afterward we supposed to go. She was actually there before me to my surprise
We started talking but i realized i forgot to take a shit back at home (i had taco bell burritos the day before). I had to fart a lot. I did this in high school all the time and they were always silent so no big deal. We had just started talking when i felt another one coming, seemed like a small one so I let er’ rip
To my dismay it was one of those loud farts disguised as a “silent but deadly”. I had farted loud. She stared at me with the most cold expression. It was the most awkward moment i had ever had in my life, there was like a minute of awkward ness. I wanted to fucking kill myself right then and there
I then told her that i had something to get in my car (i didnt bike that day, it was raining) so i grabbed my keys and got out of there.. i drove off as fast as i fucking could hoping she didnt see my license plate. I cried later that day knowing i blew my only chance to ascend. To this day ive only been back to that starbucks twice against my will; I bike to another starbux now for my ER fix (there are so many of them in the area) luckily i never saw her again and i hope i never will
Tl:dr i farted loudly in front of a foid my only chance to ascend and it fucking sucked
