Ok this is the full post of my day if anyone gives a fuck to read it all, typed it out whilst sipping on a sunkist
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So on sunday my mother said
"You are getting a haircut on either monday or tuesday"
Monday passed but nothing happened so tuesday came.
8am in the morning my mother randomly swings my bedroom door open
"RegularManlet me and your father are going out for an hour when we come back I expect you to be ready to go get a haircut at this place I found online"
I don't reply due to being half asleep and she leaves, I wake up and get a bowl of cereal. I love cereal its so easy since I can't give enough of a shit about my life to make anything else for breakfest.
Anyway my mother eventually comes home, the nagging begins and she says.
"It was either monday or tuesday so you are going today"
I try to explain to her I do not want a haircut, she already cut my hair a few weeks ago but she thinks it does not look good, in her defense she did not do the greatest job so it does not look that great but since I never go outside anyway it does not matter, however she wants me to look good for these 2 upcoming weddings, I tell her I do not care about these weddings and the people at them however she tells me its good to socialise since I never do it and so on so she insists I get a haircut to look good, I tell her that if I wet my hair or gel it then it looks better and I do not really need to waste any money on a haircut and she always ends up complaining about the hairdressers job and says she can do better.
She has none of it though eventually this escalates on her end, I remained completely calm the entire day, I used to sperg out alot when I was younger but I am more at peace now so it turned into her constantly interrupting me and yelling, she escalated to turning off the electricity to the entire house
The amish lifestyle lasted about 10 mintues until my mother eventually turned the electricity back on, at this point though she got physical with me a little, she started physically grabbing out my body and lightly hitting me trying to physically drag me out of the house, I still have a scratch and I sprayed perfume on it and it hurt lol (the scratch was on a good pulse point to apply perfume on my wrist)
My mother insisted
"You are either going outside to get a haircut with me or you are being locked out of the house!"
I told her she could not hurt me or move me at all, implying I am stronger than her which is true but I did not touch her at all or hurt her. So she eventually gave up on this.
Then she started strutting towards my room, I knew exactly why she was going in there so I followed her.
She told me to go away, she then gestured to my unfinished bowl of cereal, there was still a little bit of milk and cereal bits in there since I did not get to finish it due to all the commotion.
"Go put the bowl of cereal away" She told me. I told her I would do it when she left my room, she told me to "trust her" implying she had some sort of surprise for her but I called her obvious bullshit lmfao and told her I knew what she was going to do, all the while she kept lightly hitting me and grabbing me being physical and verbally abusive etc.
Eventually she grabbed the bowl of cereal and gestured pouring it over my keyboard and PC case. I told her I did not care about the keyboard since it was $5 and I told her she was being childish, eventually she went silent and rage mode at my pc setup and eventually she figured out through all the messy cable management how to take the monitor off and away from my room, the cable management is always messy since any time my mother will just sperg out and make it messy anyway trying to remove something.
Even though my mother got her little win and took my computer monitor away she remained verbally abusive, I told my dad she was being outrageous since it's one thing to take my monitor away but another to constantly be verbally abusive and to keep scratching me and so on.
However my dad is spineless, he is basically a betabuxx but he does not have any buxx, I would say he might get starfish sex once a year or something but I don't think this guy has had sex for years probably I would guess lol.
"I think you are both being irrational" My pisslamic beta dad says.
I told him that he has no spine and he just insulted me since I was calm the entire day.
Eventually conversations ensued about my life, my parents told me they wanted me to get a haircut and socialise at the wedding.
I told them that even thought alot of these people will be related to me at the wedding I do not really know them, sure I can have a polite and fun chat with them for a few hours at an event but whats the point if I will go right back to not seeing them for years after that? I may as well just stay home and relax or do whatever else I want? My parents insisted that if I do not use my socialisation skills that I will be bad at it.
I countered by saying that recently my cousin came out of the blue to visit them (since these people dont give a fuck about me) he did not come to see me but I was still able to have a good engaging conversation with him for a whole hour before my parents got home. So I told them I can socialise but I just don't care.
They complained I have no job, no drivers license, no girlfriend, no friends, always stuck inside etc.
I didnt know what to say, I can understand how its dissapointing from their POV. But I can't blackpill them, they will never understand it so I just deflected saying a wedding and a haircut will not change that.
Anyway my mother usually caves eventually with these things so she ended up giving me my computer monitor back.
However when I was not looking my father stole my HDMI cable so that I still could not use the computer.
That is usually what will happen, my mother will start it, drop it but my father continues it.
I ask my father if he took the HDMI cable in case I was wrong but he said he did, he said he did not want me sitting on my computer doing nothing anymore and this way I would do other things.
He then started talking at me about shit I do not really care about, something about cars and back in his day or whatever whilst I just sat in my computer chair annoyed, I told him this was ridiculous since he was talking about shit I did not care about so I told him "Are these those social skills you guys are talking about where you talk about stuff people don't care about to annoy them?"
I tried to go around the house to get left alone but my dad kept hounding me for a good period of time about my life and so on, its a constant battle to not start ranting about the blackpill, about how they fucked my life genetically and with their parenting choices but thats a can of worms I can never open with my parents.
Eventually my dad left me alone.
Finally.
Now I could execute the final part of this shit day. Usually on these days where my parents take my computer, usually my mother starts it then my spineless dad joins in and my mother makes him cave since he is spineless.
I got him to admit in front of my mother he stole my cable so my mother started fighting him for me, my dad has no spine so he caved within under a minute, my mother said I am studying for a degree that mogs both of their education experience and my sisters and that they can't judge me, which was the first common sense thing my mother said the whole day so I used my mother to get PC access back from my spineless dad, helped my mother cook dinner, I made onion rings, burgers, and a cool sauce and now I am posting this lol
