Konon
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I love my daughter so much. She's my pride.
She is only 4 years old and can bench 315lbs for 17 reps. She dominates grown men at the gym. She has 38 gold medals from Tae Kwon Do already. She has defeated grandmasters at chess when she was in her womb. She also graduated Harvard when she was 3 years old and is now a surgeon at day and a lawyer by night. She is daddys little girl.
Also, I'm going to break every manchild that wants to date my.princess. I'll crush his hand with my boomer handshake. No fuckboys allowed!
She is only 4 years old and can bench 315lbs for 17 reps. She dominates grown men at the gym. She has 38 gold medals from Tae Kwon Do already. She has defeated grandmasters at chess when she was in her womb. She also graduated Harvard when she was 3 years old and is now a surgeon at day and a lawyer by night. She is daddys little girl.
Also, I'm going to break every manchild that wants to date my.princess. I'll crush his hand with my boomer handshake. No fuckboys allowed!