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Serious My daily routine

Shrek

Shrek

Always productive day,never reproductive day
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My daily routine in the past months was this:

- Wake up at 5:30 am .My ogre breath stinks like a dead rat so I go and wash my remaining teeth with colgate.I don't use mouthwash because it's expensive so I mouthwash with sage tea.Its disgusting but I end up drinking it every morning.

-i put my dirty work clothes because since I don't longer work as a cashier I work in constructions .

- I rapidly feed the chickens and ducks and put them water.The job is easier since I don't have a pig like last year.

-i jump on a bus .It takes a hour u.ntil I reach the city from my god forsaken village in the middle of nowhere.I also walk like over 15 minutes until I reach humanity and the bus.

-At 7:00 my program starts .I usually start digging with the shovel ,put together metal for the foundation carry big wooden planks and many other things that don't require too much iq ,just force (it all depends on what stage I am in house construction ). My boss builds several houses at the same time in kind of the same places ,so a week we make a foundation for a house next week we are in other neighborhood putting planks on a roof for example.

- I get well with my coworkers and my boss .We drink at work beer and at 12:00 we take our lunch.It consists in bread, liver paste ,salami, tomatoes and sometimes boiled eggs. The lunch and beer is provided by my boss.

- We work like mules until 17:00 .After we finish the work everybody goes home .After 18:00 I am back home (usually 18:30).My coworkers like to spend their money on betting and playing casino games.

- I pick up the eggs change the water for my birds feed the dogs and the cats .I do some home chores like washing my clothes then I jump to the fridge and grab something to eat.Usually i cook something fast like eggs or rice or chicken with vegetables.

- When it's night outside I go in the house .I wash myself from the concrete and sweat accumulated during work then I stay a little bit on the phone (a few hours) .Since I don't have any friends I just scroll through YouTube shorts , google something or watch a documentary.

- My depression caused by the lack of a spouse to share my moments with start kicking in the worst at night.I usually cry,put some music and always end with '' I know it's over '' while thinking about killing myself.I remember I don't have the balls necessary to do that and end up hugging my pillow and I imagine a better life with a wife around me .Sadly most of my dreams are nightmares or I just don't dream at all.

I hope your days are better brocels now it's time for me to sleep good night and goodbye.
 
my previous years were a living nightmare. Now my parents expect me to go to college st January because we have two terms September and January. The worst part is I am going to be 21 in feb so I pretty much wasted most my years fucking rotting
 
Why have productive day, if no reproductive day?
 
My days are so bad but without my family or parents it would be a nightmare
 
My ogre breath stinks like a dead rat so I go and wash my remaining teeth with colgate.I don't use mouthwash because it's expensive so I mouthwash with sage tea.Its disgusting but I end up drinking it every morning.
Holy shit, you really are like shrek :feelskek:
Tbh, all that neurotic redditor crap with being obsessively hygenic is a gaslight, 80% of peoples breath stinks like shit, I knew people with skid marks, people who stank like feces or unwashed penis and people who looked like bums who had girlfriends and/or somewhat regular casual sex, the same reddit where muh showers meme comes from is filled to the brim with "my boyfriend doesn't shower, redditors of reddit what should I do" horror stories.
Just take good care of your teeth and wash your crotch/ass regularly and thoroughly with just water, everything else is a meme.
 

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