JFL My dad wants me to trade crypto and stocks with his account

[iblamemyself]

Recently, my dad slipped me a piece of paper with an account name and a password. It’s his account at a broker that allows crypto and stock trading etc.

He just has a couple hundred bucks in there and asked to make him a couple thousand asap.

Sure, man. That’s what so many people tried to do and they lose everything. I told him, but he still insists that I try to make him money.

How am I supposed to make thousands with a few hundred bucks? As far as I know, you should have at least about 20k in your account if you want to make 1k or 2k a month, and only the nerdiest nerds can pull it off.

What now?

 

[HONKLERedux]

 

[Nate Higgers]

My Style Is Ri-dic-dic-diculous-ulous-ulous
Brr Stibidi Dop Dop Dop Dop Dop
Yes Yes Yes Yes Shtib Shtibidi Dip Dibidi
Wwww Yes Yes Yes Yes

 

[Awake]

typical to boomers

 

[RandomGuy]

What now?

PDT Rule

• Day trading minimum: the account must maintain at least USD $25,000 worth of equity.

 

[iblamemyself]

My dad traded me to his friends for sexual abuse

Oh boy

PDT Rule

• Day trading minimum: the account must maintain at least USD $25,000 worth of equity.

Thought so. I used to trade patterns for some time.

 

[Ixio]

Create a crypto coin and invest those money into stock and equity in startups

 

[SerbBurekConsoomer]

Create a crypto coin

Based and pump&dumppilled

 

[SerbBurekConsoomer]

My Style Is Ri-dic-dic-diculous-ulous-ulous
Brr Stibidi Dop Dop Dop Dop Dop
Yes Yes Yes Yes Shtib Shtibidi Dip Dibidi
Wwww Yes Yes Yes Yes

 

[lifeisfucked215]

It's all rigged. Just look into what the Jews are buying. I have been investing in shit since I had my first job at 18

 

[iblamemyself]

It's all rigged. Just look into what the Jews are buying. I have been investing in shit since I had my first job at 18

Where can I see what they buy?

 

[RandomGuy]

Where can I see what they buy?

Stock Picks​

 

[lifeisfucked215]

Index funds are always a safe bet. Look into ETFs too. Be careful about day trading, I knew guy who did it and he said there were times he lost 10s of thousands$ of dollars in a day.

 

[prajeet88]

Buy land. Residential, commercial (probs not ideal right now), agricultural, it don't matter. Just buy land.

 

[iblamemyself]

Stock Picks​

Thanks, my career as Jew has begun

Index funds are always a safe bet. Look into ETFs too. Be careful about day trading, I knew guy who did it and he said there were times he lost 10s of thousands$ of dollars in a day.

I’ll be careful.

Buy land. Residential, commercial (probs not ideal right now), agricultural, it don't matter. Just buy land.

You mean a fund, or real land?

 

[prajeet88]

You mean a fund, or real land?

Real land/estate.

 

[Defetivecuckachu]

Buy land. Residential, commercial (probs not ideal right now), agricultural, it don't matter. Just buy land.

His dad wants a 1,000% return on investment overnight, I'm not sure land is going to meet his expectations?

 

[prajeet88]

His dad wants a 1,000% return on investment overnight, I'm not sure land is going to meet his expectations?

His dad is mental. Sort of type that'd invest in penny stocks. Warren Buffet has a better mindset here in terms of timeframe.

 

[Sanega Salt Nigga]

I am too low iq to learn crypto