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My dad told me to join the military to get girls

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He said girls want to have sex with military men. Easy for him to say, when he was my age he was already married with two kids, that was before he joined the military.

So I'll come back a twenty year old virgin and girls will want me more?
 
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When good looking men join the military, they are patriotic, masculine, honorable and protectors

When ugly men join the military, they are low IQ, unemployed bums, and just want to kill people with guns
 
If you join the navy you might get stationed in Asia where you can try to fuck noodlewhores
 
Boomer-tier retarded "advice"
 
When good looking men join the military, they are patriotic, masculine, honorable and protectors

When ugly men join the military, they are low IQ, unemployed bums, and just want to kill people with guns
I've seen girls with social media that say they don't want guys who want to join the military.
 
Being away from women for months to years at a time doesn’t seem like a good way to get them
 
Bluepilled advice. Eat the shit out of my ass, boomer. :bluepill:
 
I spend 1 year basic GMU then I spend 1 year becoming a pointman and bandwagon driver in my teens on an engineer regiment, we never got our ksp90 education so I guess I am technically only half a pointman, it will do nothing, you can apply to guard protected areas after you are finished but in my country they are cutting budget so there really are no job opportunities, if you really want to join the military either join logistics and get your truck license or the navy, career work in the army are for chad only specifically high iq chad.

I could go into details we were the first generation to have mandatory service since my fathers generation and we did our training alongside foids, I am not sure if it's different in your country but it really ruined what little good there was, you get less then half the shower time because you have to wait out the foids, you have guys carry their equipment, in-fighting, you have the group leaders going easy on them as well as the lieutenants and second lieutenants and just a general tense atmosphere that when speaking to my father or grandfather was not present, waste of time I will slit my achilles tendons if war ever comes then serve my army.

And yes woman like an attractive man in uniform, they also like an attractive man in glasses, an attractive man wearing clown make up, an attractive man wearing a burlap sack etc
 
Being away from women for months to years at a time doesn’t seem like a good way to get them
Exactly, I'd miss out on last two years to ascend. Then come back even more incel.
 
I could go into details we were the first generation to have mandatory service since my fathers generation and we did our training alongside foids, I am not sure if it's different in your country but it really ruined what little good there was, you get less then half the shower time because you have to wait out the foids, you have guys carry their equipment, in-fighting, you have the group leaders going easy on them as well as the lieutenants and second lieutenants and just a general tense atmosphere that when speaking to my father or grandfather was not present, waste of time I will slit my achilles tendons if war ever comes then serve my army.
Kek, I live in the US and we have more women in the military now so it's probably quite cucked.
 
Exactly, I'd miss out on last two years to ascend. Then come back even more incel.
Also, I’ve known good number of guys who’ve gone into the military (army and marines) and from what I can tell it’s still the usual blackpill criteria that determine how easily they get gfs

But yeah, makes more sense to actually be somewhere you’d have chances being around women and shit
 
When good looking men join the military, they are patriotic, masculine, honorable and protectors

When ugly men join the military, they are low IQ, unemployed bums, and just want to kill people with guns
 
Say goodbye to your hair and welcome the Norwood reaper
 
what about infantry
Don't, really, I can't put emphasis on what a waste it is in the duration of your life, if you are going to spend 1-2 years of your life make sure you can use it afterwards, I still think logistics is the best way if you don't want to pay out of pocket for trade lessons and get a good job, followed by navy, you can become a paramedic and get field operation, intensive care or surgery knowledge which can be something for high iq cels that want an edge if they are going to pursue that academia but overall i'd put actual tradecourse over military all days of the week.
 
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No military for your face
 
Join as a cook that doesn't see any action and then get worshipped by retards when you get out just because you're a "veteran"
 
He said girls want to have sex with military men. Easy for him to say, when he was my age he was already married with two kids, that was before he joined the military.

So I'll come back a twenty year old virgin and girls will want me more?
US marine injured by IED in Sangin, Afghanistan 2011[1256x458] :  r/MilitaryPorn

If you want pity sex then go for it.
 
Men in the military get cheated on a lot. They even have a funny name for the guy who fucks their gfs and wives, Jody.
 
Never join the army. Men need to begin X'ing themselves out of military duty, when
the society doesn't help you.

Society has a argument in that it needs to 'protect itself' and therefore the man
needs to protect himself as well.
 
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He said girls want to have sex with military men. Easy for him to say, when he was my age he was already married with two kids, that was before he joined the military.

So I'll come back a twenty year old virgin and girls will want me more?
yeah maybe you should, you like jewish foids so much only jews join the military
 
Your Dad has a point. Foids do like military guys, but not because they're seen as "badass" or "uniforms are sexy".

Foids like guys in military because:
  • Months of alone time while he's deployed
  • If he's stationed overseas, the wife gets to "travel" (we know about foids who say they like to travel)
  • The sweet widow benefits if he's blown to smithereens
  • The GI bill (college tuition) covers the wife and kids
(US specific by the way, might be different in other countries)

I've never known a guy in the military who is over 25 and single, even if they have incel-tier traits such as short height, asymmetrical face, premature norwooding, or aspergy personality
 
He said girls want to have sex with military men. Easy for him to say, when he was my age he was already married with two kids, that was before he joined the military.

So I'll come back a twenty year old virgin and girls will want me more?
No, it won't work like that because sloppy second slut foids want a Chad, and just joining the military doesn't change much. The military only gives incels a uniform and they'll probably be dying in wars to give profits to the rich, corporations, and Jews and be the American mercenary force for Israel. Meanwhile, soldiers are dying while foids and fags and Jews get everything.
 
Yes gentile join military plz
 
No, it won't work like that because sloppy second slut foids want a Chad, and just joining the military doesn't change much. The military only gives incels a uniform and they'll probably be dying in wars to give profits to the rich, corporations, and Jews and be the American mercenary force for Israel. Meanwhile, soldiers are dying while foids and fags and Jews get everything.
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I want to join the military for training and expanding my tactical perspective, and also getting to use fully automatic weapons hopefully on NPCs :dab:
And other reasons only me and @Michael W. Ford know about
 
is your dad a baby boomer? they talk like that
 
I know an incel Marine.
 
Boomer-tier retarded "advice"
Please don't tell me that you actually enlisted. You're just going to get beat up by the chads and tyrones, as well as getting your ass, kicked on a daily basis by the drill sergeants, and be stationed in some shithead country. While the more attractive members of your platoon get laid with hookers, you're gonna be jacking off into the void. You're not going to accelerate and you might even develop ptsd.
 
He said girls want to have sex with military men. Easy for him to say, when he was my age he was already married with two kids, that was before he joined the military.

So I'll come back a twenty year old virgin and girls will want me more?
It might tough in you up enough, but in all reality. You are probably going to still be a Virgin because women only want to date. Men who are chats at this point you fucked. Half of my family was in the military. Most of them boomers, and they all ended up Failures and loners they were just disciplined enough to wage slave.
 
He said girls want to have sex with military men. Easy for him to say, when he was my age he was already married with two kids, that was before he joined the military.

So I'll come back a twenty year old virgin and girls will want me more?
Your dad is not up to date with the modern world if he believes that you joining the army will get you laid
 

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