Story My cousin just called me and gave me advice

[FinnCel]

He knows I'm an incel and wants to help me.
He's already married btw.

He said I should get a new haircut and get better clothes. I should also have hobbies that women find attractive.

See you later inkwels, this will work 100%


I've tried that many times actually and it didn't worj

 

[Manlet subhuman]

Inkwells after their 50th shower in a day

 

[Saudade]

Well what are you waiting for ? Just go buy new clothes, get a new haircut and icehockeymaxx bro! Women love that shit, you will slay in no time buddy boyo!

 

[Gone Coping]

you should get new bones instead

 

[RemoveNormalfags]

Just take a shower and you will drown in JB pussy

 

[Saudade]

you need to remove t and r from prefix buddy boyo

 

[Dionysus]

icehockeymaxx bro!

I used to play hockey ngl

 

[Deleted member 19971]

I should also have hobbies that women find attractive.

What kind of bullshit is this.

 

[Newbie17]

Well what are you waiting for ? Just go buy new clothes, get a new haircut and icehockeymaxx bro! Women love that shit, you will slay in no time buddy boyo!

Legit lold

I used to play hockey ngl

Just be Sidney Crosby bro!! @Dionysus

 

[ThouShallObeyKing]

ONCE INCEL, ALWAYS INCEL

 

[Deleted member 21219]

He knows I'm an incel and wants to help me.
He's already married btw.

He said I should get a new haircut and get better clothes. I should also have hobbies that women find attractive.

See you later inkwels, this will work 100%


I've tried that many times actually and it didn't worj

JFL. My friend (married and has a kid) gave me some advice last week. He said "date many girls bro, that way you wont get attached and theyll find you attractive".

 

[Saudade]

Legit lold

Just be Sidney Crosby bro!! @Dionysus

just have default avi theory

 

[Newbie17]

just have default avi theory

just get avi deleted because it was apparently worshipping (jfl)

 

[michaelcerasheadgirth]

aren't you tall at least iirc?

 

[FinnCel]

aren't you tall at least iirc?

I'm slightly below average in Finland

 

[Fat Link]

 

[Purveyoroftruth]

He knows I'm an incel and wants to help me.
He's already married btw.

He said I should get a new haircut and get better clothes. I should also have hobbies that women find attractive.

See you later inkwels, this will work 100%


I've tried that many times actually and it didn't worj

Your mom even acknowledged that it’s over for you. Your cousin needs to stop being bluepilled. You have a great personality, but that doesn’t matter to women.

 

[FinnCel]

WTF IS THAT GAY SHIT?!

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

He said I should get a new haircut and get better clothes.

what haircut and what clothes exactly?

 

[FinnCel]

what haircut and what clothes exactly?

Didn't specify

 

[omnigold]

fakecel

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

Didn't specify

just make guys with no chin get footballer haircuts and wear bling, brah

 

[Deleted member 19546]

I shower twice a day, use deodorant, brush my teeth, shave, have decent and fitting clothes, I workout, I have interesting and "manly" hobbies. I am respectful and friendly yet have my boundaries, I'm occassionally funny, I am somewhat intelligent or atleast appear to be.

This doesn't matter, I'm instantly rejected the moment they see me, I'm just ugly.

 

[FinnCel]

I shower twice a day, use deodorant, brush my teeth, shave, have decent and fitting clothes, I workout, I have interesting and "manly" hobbies. I am respectful and friendly yet have my boundaries, I'm occassionally funny, I am somewhat intelligent or atleast appear to be.

This doesn't matter, I'm instantly rejected the moment they see me, I'm just ugly.

Maybe, just maybe, if you respected women they'd give you a chance

 

[Hate_my_life]

I should also have hobbies that women find attractive.

Jfl. Like what?

 

[FinnCel]

Jfl. Like what?

How should I know?

 

[Deleted member 19546]

Jfl. Like what?

like robbing, assaulting 16 year olds and modelling.

 

[Hate_my_life]

like robbing, assaulting 16 year olds and modelling.

Disclaimer: Only if you're Chad.

 

[Deleted member 18214]

you should get new bones instead

 

[rabitter]

I'm slightly below average in Finland

In other words, you're a Chad in India and a literal God in the Philippines. Time to locationmaxxx.

 

[TheGambler2]

I've gotten the "Just ignore girls and they will lust after you" advice.I bet they are all wet after all this time,good luck buddy boyos I'm off to ascension

 

[78980n]

He said "date many girls bro, that way you wont get attached and theyll find you attractive".

Lmaoooooo