JFL my asshole grand aunt (78) commented something regarding my 25 yo lone life with a snarky comment.
I told someone I wanted to look for a blackhead removal Tool because the pores on my nose are large.
She said "Its not like the girlfriend notices the pores"
Which gave everyone even my 5 yo older cousin and her Boyfriend - who have a 1 yo kid (Blue eyes blonde healthy boy the ' New Spark of my family') a laugh.
I was like (internally) like this:
Its the only day all year when I get to interact with most of my so called "closest relatives". I HATE ALL OF THEM.
Then that little shit (the 1 yo chad in the making) played with my cousins boyfriends dog and I told them that I would not let any animal get near a baby if it was my kid, the dog could suddenly bite him and it also carries diseases.
My grand aunt again "You aint never have a kid anyway so stop spreading quotes wise guy"
Just die already you wicked witch. My biggest Christmas miracle would have been for you to suddenly suffocate from a wrongly swallowed Bratwurst!
Most of em know I was always against animals in the living space of humans ever since I was literally a 4 yo - most of them have no clue how much I despise pet culture now.
They were all "UwU ahahaaaa how cute the dog plays with the baby".
Meanwhile me:
"Safety danger, bacterial or parasitic hazard source, high probability in sudden change of mood in the animal, potential bites or other attacks, potential unrecognized allergic reactions towards dog hair or body fluids in the young child"
Bro i tell you not the WHOLE fucking Christmas Party - like every fucking year time and time again - I feel like an alien and everyone else notices this too. But now i aint a 14 yo or 16 or 18 or even just 20 - now my family knows I am a "Creep".
I also was not fond of my Cousin and her Chadlite Boyfriend - who made a fool of me after I told both of them this family isnt stable nor rich and its irresponsible to have a kid in a world of AI and 8.3 Billion other bastards that openly hate each other.
I told someone I wanted to look for a blackhead removal Tool because the pores on my nose are large.
She said "Its not like the girlfriend notices the pores"
Which gave everyone even my 5 yo older cousin and her Boyfriend - who have a 1 yo kid (Blue eyes blonde healthy boy the ' New Spark of my family') a laugh.
I was like (internally) like this:
Its the only day all year when I get to interact with most of my so called "closest relatives". I HATE ALL OF THEM.
Then that little shit (the 1 yo chad in the making) played with my cousins boyfriends dog and I told them that I would not let any animal get near a baby if it was my kid, the dog could suddenly bite him and it also carries diseases.
My grand aunt again "You aint never have a kid anyway so stop spreading quotes wise guy"
Just die already you wicked witch. My biggest Christmas miracle would have been for you to suddenly suffocate from a wrongly swallowed Bratwurst!
Most of em know I was always against animals in the living space of humans ever since I was literally a 4 yo - most of them have no clue how much I despise pet culture now.
They were all "UwU ahahaaaa how cute the dog plays with the baby".
Meanwhile me:
"Safety danger, bacterial or parasitic hazard source, high probability in sudden change of mood in the animal, potential bites or other attacks, potential unrecognized allergic reactions towards dog hair or body fluids in the young child"
Bro i tell you not the WHOLE fucking Christmas Party - like every fucking year time and time again - I feel like an alien and everyone else notices this too. But now i aint a 14 yo or 16 or 18 or even just 20 - now my family knows I am a "Creep".
I also was not fond of my Cousin and her Chadlite Boyfriend - who made a fool of me after I told both of them this family isnt stable nor rich and its irresponsible to have a kid in a world of AI and 8.3 Billion other bastards that openly hate each other.
