Venting My biggest secret

[SubhumanGamer]

My pebis is 2.61 inches hard, soft is less than an inch (it would be too emotionally painful to measure it soft).

It kinda looks like a party hat with the ball on top. I have a baby penis and it is making me contemplate suicide daily. I wish I was never born...

 

[Left4DeadDarkie]

Dickpill sounds brutal asf.

 

[Cautious Raven]

Just fist these whores

 

[Suigin Trismegistus]

Brutal. There's no mewing for your dick size. Jelqing is a meme.

 

[SubhumanGamer]

Dickpill sounds brutal asf.

Brutal. There's no mewing for your dick size. Jelqing is a meme.

 

[PureImagination]

Very brutal, are you fatcel? And have you considered surgery?

 

[comorange]

Very brutal, are you fatcel? And have you considered surgery?

 

[Ghostface]

soys and toilets on reddit: "just use your tongue and fingers brah!!!" "my ex was 2 inches and made me squirt and moan easily!!"

 

[SubhumanGamer]

Very brutal, are you fatcel? And have you considered surgery?

Yes I'm a fatcel but I have no fat on the flesh by my weiner. Surgery won't do anything because I'm never going to be able to use it...

 

[SubhumanGamer]

"my ex was 2 inches and made me squirt and moan easily!!"

I don't see why they must lie all the time about shit like that

 

[dysgenic]

Similar for me too but on top of that I have phimosis (can't retract foreskin, I've never even seen my penis head)

 

[SubhumanGamer]

Similar for me too but on top of that I have phimosis (can't retract foreskin, I've never even seen my penis head)

At least they didn't mutilate your penis

 

[BurntIvoryKingcel]

fr or are u trolling?

 

[Ghostface]

At least they didn't mutilate your penis

jews stole my foreskin at birth

 

[Cautious Raven]

God is oh so loving

 

[dysgenic]

At least they didn't mutilate your penis

In my case the circumcision is necessary, it's the only cure as far as I know.

But I suppose as a spite to the Jews, I'm happy that I still have my foreskin, even if it is super glued shut

 

[SubhumanGamer]

fr or are u trolling?

Sadly fr

 

[BurntIvoryKingcel]

Sadly fr

is it hard to aim while pissing?

 

[SubhumanGamer]

is it hard to aim while pissing?

I sit while pissing if I don't I just piss onto my balls

 

[BurntIvoryKingcel]

I sit while pissing if I don't I just piss onto my balls

how do u jerk off to cammy? do u feel any pleasure? does it get completely hard? do u have to employ a secret technique when fapping?

 

[SubhumanGamer]

how do u jerk off to cammy? do u feel any pleasure? does it get completely hard? do u have to employ a secret technique when fapping?

I use an electric toothbrush handle on the tip, it gets mostly hard.

 

[WornOutHopecel]

Terribly sorry to hear that. At least you're not stuck in a limbo like so many normies where you wonder if you might be average or something. You know what you have and you know your lot in (sex) life. I hope you'll find pleasurable channels for your sexuality still.

 

[SupremeAutist]

You're truecel based off that alone. Life isn't fair

 

[FrenchcelNeverbegan]

My pebis is 2.61 inches hard, soft is less than an inch (it would be too emotionally painful to measure it soft).

It kinda looks like a party hat with the ball on top. I have a baby penis and it is making me contemplate suicide daily. I wish I was never born...

go for penile extenders

 

[SubhumanGamer]

go for penile extenders

Wouldn't be able to use my dong on a women so it's pointless

 

[lifesucksandyoudie]

 

[clocked]

Dickpill sounds brutal asf.