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"Have you got any girlfriends, son?" my father asked me at the dinner table at a family gathering tonight. I jokingly replied to him "Girls my age only like strong bearded men haha," then my aunt, already slightly intoxicated, decides to chime in; "Don't worry, looks aren't everything"
before I could get offended, she continues; "when I was young I could never have imagined falling for my husband"
her current husband is a stocky bald buxxer with a heart of hold, so I grab the moment and ask her: "How did all that happen, auntie?" and she looks at my mom and says― "me and your mom were both crazy about boys with long hair" ― before going on a bluepill tirade on how naive she was when she was young, falling in love with a local heartthrob who cheated on her with another woman while she was pregnant, until she finally met her, her current husband at 37, when he was 46 and it was then she realized toxic relationships aren't worth it as looks fade and only good character will really matters long term, but, since there is always a but...
she added; "I will always be grateful to my ex for creating two very handsome children".
tl;dr:
Alpha genes - passed.
Evolutionary goal - accomplished.
Survival of alpha offspring - provided.
before I could get offended, she continues; "when I was young I could never have imagined falling for my husband"
her current husband is a stocky bald buxxer with a heart of hold, so I grab the moment and ask her: "How did all that happen, auntie?" and she looks at my mom and says― "me and your mom were both crazy about boys with long hair" ― before going on a bluepill tirade on how naive she was when she was young, falling in love with a local heartthrob who cheated on her with another woman while she was pregnant, until she finally met her, her current husband at 37, when he was 46 and it was then she realized toxic relationships aren't worth it as looks fade and only good character will really matters long term, but, since there is always a but...
she added; "I will always be grateful to my ex for creating two very handsome children".
tl;dr:
Alpha genes - passed.
Evolutionary goal - accomplished.
Survival of alpha offspring - provided.
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