Theory My advice for anyone who wants to Ascend

[Grodd]

It's really easy

Just be 6'0+

Facial Attractiveness of 7+

Be NT

Have Hair

Have 7+ Inch Dick

Now how to achieve this it's simple, Build a time machine go 1000 years into the future where there will be a potion waiting for you, drink it and you will become Chad
thank me later

 

[Animecel2D]

thx I have ascended now

can’t believe it was this easy

 

[Grodd]

thx I have ascended now

can’t believe it was this easy

No problem Saar

Remember Anything is possible, Just get out of your own way and Never get up

 

[Lazyandtalentless]

I want to go to gandy’s heaven

 

[Skelly]

i'm only 5'11 and 1/2, is it over for me?

 

[Grodd]

i'm only 5'11 and 1/2, is it over for me?

Never even Began Saar

 

[user]

i'm only 5'11 and 1/2, is it over for me?

I'm 5'11 3⁄4, I can confirm it's over

 

[Diddy]

 

[Viskallide]

Thanks that's really helpful bro, Mods can ban me now.

 

[Grodd]

Thanks that's really helpful bro, Mods can ban me now.

No problem bro glad to help

 

[Starfish Vs Koala]

it's over never get up

 

[PersonalityChad]

No way. Thanks for the tips bro

 

[incelerated]

Be NT

 

[Grodd]

No way. Thanks for the tips bro

No Problem

 

[CEO of Simps]

thx I have ascended now

can’t believe it was this easy

 

[BlueCore]

Don't ever get up

 

[Regenerator]

I don't want to "Ascend" Anyway.

 

[BlueCore]

I don't want to "Ascend" Anyway.

Raise Tyrone's kids

 

[Regenerator]

Raise Tyrone's kids

Wanting to "Ascend" Is blue pilled.

 

[Notkev]

It's really easy

Just be 6'0+

Facial Attractiveness of 7+

Be NT

Have Hair

Have 7+ Inch Dick

Now how to achieve this it's simple, Build a time machine go 1000 years into the future where there will be a potion waiting for you, drink it and you will become Chad
thank me later
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I have only two of these, guess I'll stick around then.