Today was a typical wagie day at work. And both before & after, some interesting shit happend. First was me going to drive from the gas station to work. Almost ran over some fat hippo bitch but 5 seconds after testing my brake reflexes, homless fucking couple asked to see if I had any money. Basicly by driving a MDX I wealth mogged those shit heads. Then I fucked off to safeway and got a amozon gift card despite working at amozon to save for a NVG 30.
After doing. Another shit job at my shot job and taking my breack at the last 10 minutes I decided to drive home. Some bitch in a toyota decied to go super slow in the empty ass roads and I watned to cut that cunt off but took me 20 minutes to do so due to traffic. Then I decided to get taco bell and the Nissan infront of me had a black Labrador. So I trolled the Labrador by making random noise. Somtimes I screamed PUPPAY!, sometimes I would howl, somtime I make some troll noise I use with my grandmas dogs. It was funny seeing the Lab just bark off and poke his head in and out. Once I made it back home I forgot to shift from drive to park as I turned off truck-kun and had to spend 3 mintues unfucking the transmission. Then I ate taco bell and fucked off. The end.
After doing. Another shit job at my shot job and taking my breack at the last 10 minutes I decided to drive home. Some bitch in a toyota decied to go super slow in the empty ass roads and I watned to cut that cunt off but took me 20 minutes to do so due to traffic. Then I decided to get taco bell and the Nissan infront of me had a black Labrador. So I trolled the Labrador by making random noise. Somtimes I screamed PUPPAY!, sometimes I would howl, somtime I make some troll noise I use with my grandmas dogs. It was funny seeing the Lab just bark off and poke his head in and out. Once I made it back home I forgot to shift from drive to park as I turned off truck-kun and had to spend 3 mintues unfucking the transmission. Then I ate taco bell and fucked off. The end.
