Brutal Mothet assumed i was going on a date...

[Notkev]

I got dressed and ready to leave the house at evening and my mother said:"are you going on a date?". I could see the enthusiasm and joy on her face for a moment, that is of course, before I had to let her down by saying I'm just taking out the trash and going to get groceries

 

[VideoGameCoper]

Brutal. My mother once thought I was going on a date because I got dressed and shit, but I was just going to ride my bike again

 

[psyop]

Either you’re not as ugly as you think or she’s taking the piss

 

[HeinzKell]

she’s taking the piss

I got that impression too

 

[AtrociousCitizen]

My mom makes jokes about me chatting to a girl while I am actually on this forum

 

[Abgesang]

Something like that has never happend to me i never even got asked if i had gf or when i will get one pffttttt

Even my parents know its over

 

[anotherwastedlife]

Something like that has never happend to me i never even got asked if i had gf or when i will get one pffttttt

Even my parents know its over

 

[Notkev]

My mom makes jokes about me chatting to a girl while I am actually on this forum

It was a very long time since any of my parents assumed I had a gf or something. Guess I've moved 0.01 points on the looks scale.

 

[Notkev]

Brutal. My mother once thought I was going on a date because I got dressed and shit, but I was just going to ride my bike again

I have no bike... gotta get one

 

[BricABrac]

Parents are fucking delusional. ESPECIALLY MOMS Holy fuck. Look at who picked ma!
LOOK
You wouldn't have picked a man like me

 

[PureImagination]

My mom makes jokes about me chatting to a girl while I am actually on this forum

Genuinely suifuel, imagine her wondering how that supposed girl looks like,how she is and what you guys are talking about or if you ever introduce her. And then you were rotting here all along, on a Internet forum for losers, trying to cope the depression away and forget about your celibacy atleast for a bit.

 

[AtrociousCitizen]

Genuinely suifuel, imagine her wondering how that supposed girl looks like,how she is and what you guys are talking about or if you ever introduce her. And then you were rotting here all along, on a Internet forum for losers, trying to cope the depression away and forget about your celibacy atleast for a bit.

 

[VideoGameCoper]

I have no bike... gotta get one

Based

 

[Friezacel]

Either you’re not as ugly as you think or she’s taking the piss

OPs mom is in denial